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Here’s a quick update on currently pregnant celebrities.
Halle Berry is due any second! I think she is going to have the cutest baby with her model boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey, but will she sell the pictures?
Jamie Lynn Spears – some sources are saying she is due very, very soon, but just doesn’t seem to have a big enough bump to be close to popping. Must be those 16 year old abs of steel.
Cate Blanchett is expecting her third with husband Andrew Upton, and I’m hoping for a girl because she already has two boys. Girls clothes are so much cuter.
Nicole Kidman is still pregnant, definitely not drinking alcohol, and is due around June where the baby will be born in Australia.
Are Brangelina having twins? What’s the due date? These two haven’t confirmed or denied reports, but it’s all too obvious they’re having a fifth and maybe a sixth.
Jessica Alba is still flying to promote her film, so she must have quite a few weeks to go. She has declined to confirm a due date.
Matthew McConaughey is expecting a boy with model Camila, and he wants him to like beer. Enough to name the boy after Budweiser. He probably won’t wear a shirt either.
Gwen Stefani is expecting her next child with hubby Gavin Rossdale, and had a great time practicing baby making.
These babies will start popping out (if only it was that easy) in September
Kimora Lee Simmons just announced her pregnancy. A little sibling for her older children from her previous relationship, Ming and Aoki.
Alessandra Ambrosio has also just announced on her official blog that she is expecting, saying “This is a dream come true.”
Matt Damon and his wife Luciana, who have nine year old Alexia from her previous relationship, and Isabella, 20 months, are expecting another.
Lisa-Marie Presley confirmed her pregnancy this week, but don’t you dare suggest she’s carrying some pregnancy weight, you pack of coyotes.
I’m really looking forward to the future, when all these Hollywood babies grow up. Who is going to be a hell raiser? Will they inter-marry and create a species of celebrity offspring like never seen before? Who is going to inherit their parents good looks?
Hopefully the celebrity weeklies have their checkbooks ready, these new additions are going to cost a fortune.
Picture note by Celebitchy: stock photos from Morguefile users Prisonbreak and © P. Winberg. Header image thanks to PRPhotos.
Written by Helen
Posted in Brangelina, Cash Warren, Cate Blanchett, Gwen Stefani, Halle Berry, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Alba, Kimora Simmons, Lisa Marie Presley, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Nicole Kidman
6 Responses to “Celebrity Pregnancy Update”
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I know a kid named Keifer Potts, I swear to God.
I wonder what variation on of her own name JL will name her kid. Jamie-Casey? Casey-Lynn?
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Thanks for doing this post! I suggested it awhile ago, it’s awesome. You should update it every few weeks.
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I believe Angelina and Brad have confirmed they are having one girl.
I hope Cate Blanchett has a girl, too!
And I cannot WAIT to see Halle Berry’s baby. God, how gorgeous is that kid gonna be? Whew.
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Anastasia send a link for that confirmation from Brangelina please, this is the first I’ve heard of it.
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wow so many babies. I can’t wait to see gwens baby. I REALLY hope she has a girl. Only because i would give anything to be that daughter- she’ll be the most spectatularly beautiful girl on the planet!
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at least little budweiser can be shortened to “bud”. (of course that brings up another of matthew’s less socially acceptable habits, but at least he’s not naming him bong.)
so is his middle name going to be clydesdale? bud clyde for short? or bud coors? bud corona? bud dos equis???
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