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Mar 13
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Jackson Family Update: The good, the bad and the strange



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Written by Helen

Posted in Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson

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13 Responses to “Jackson Family Update: The good, the bad and the strange”

  1. lol!! Okay, she seems to be usually wearing a rubber corset, which covers a multitude of sins — so is this one of her “diet secrets”? I’m thinking the people of North Devon might be immune to and wary of the Jackson freakage, which might be the real reason they leave them alone. Course, if they move in town, all the pedophile-loving Michael Jackson Braindeads will follow him there. Poor town. I feel bad for them because of this.

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  2. But but but I thought Eva Longoria was your favorite. Silly spammer.

    As for this hot mess of a family, that woman is so not michael’s type. She isn’t some dowdy white woman beard, a 32 year old little person, or a 12 year old kid.

    Let’s hope English parents are smarter than American ones and keep their kids away from him.

    Oh and Janet’s book, like we need to hear anymore about these freaks’ childhood, especially since Janet missed the assbeating terror of the original White Oprah AND I doubt she is going to admit to her many plastic surgeries. She better put that crap in the fiction section.

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  3. headache,
    What and who is “the ass beating terror of the original white Oprah” ? Even typing that makes me crack up.

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  4. I’m thinking Father Jackson…

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  5. oh bree, you don’t know what Papa Jackson did to those boys???

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  6. yes, but isn’t ass whuppin’ hormone shot givin’ really strange lookin’ joe jackson african american?

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  7. White Oprah is a stage mother from hell who cares more about being the mother of a star than what stardom is doing to her children.

    Joe Jackson was exactly that and so much more. He was willing to beat down those children to get what he wanted.

    Color is irrelevant to my comparison and I’m actually a bit peeved that color would be the first place you would look for similarities.

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  8. Janet gets lipo everytime she needs to loss weight…will that be covered in her book?

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  9. There there headache, untwist thy panties. I’ve never heard that expression and the definition leaves me more confused than before.
    This one is just over my head.

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  10. white oprah is the moniker Lindsey Lohan’s mother gave to herself.

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  11. This family of has-been apes irritates me.

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  12. OOOOOOOhhh. Got it. Thanks h.

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  13. So they bought this place to escape from all the paparazzi and prying eyes, and now they’re announcing where exactly this place is? Oh…yes. Perfect sense.

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