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Heather Mills says that sex book she posed for in the 80s wasn’t hardcore porn at all - it was just an innocent “Lover’s Guide” meant to help frigid Germans better connect with their significant others.
It seems like the poses in the book are effective, because the guy she’s pictured with says he made sweet love to her afterwards:
The curly-haired male model is hoping to bag thousands of pounds by selling his story of how he did it for real with Heather Mills.
His move will heap yet more shame on Sir Paul McCartney’s estranged wife  mother of his two-year-old daughter Beatrice.
Yesterday it emerged her divorce settlement from the former Beatle could be slashed.
Lawyers for 63-year-old Paul are bound to cite her pornographic past as grounds for his payout  until now estimated at £200million  to be reduced.
Heather, 38, suffered a THIRD knock as it was revealed top shelf men’s magazines are preparing to publish some of the filthiest images from her photo shoot with the male model.
There’s also no way that book is just a how-to manual, since there is no text in it that would add even a smidgeon of legitimacy to Mills’ claim.
The Sun asked everyday people to review it for uh, educational content, and they were unanimous that it’s porn:
Journalist Ruth Lumley, 26, of Brighton, said: “Blimey, I’ve never come across a ‘sex education’ book that has whipped cream in it.”
Facilities manager John Bertram, 52, of Manchester, said: “It would need more text and less in the way of edible undies and thongs. In this situation Heather is definitely a porn star.”
Printer Andrew Love, 42, of Basildon, Essex, declared the book “fairly hard core”.
And engineer Stuart Lye, 31, of Chingford, Essex, said: “After ten pages it’s clear you’re not going to learn much with all these whips and things.”
The more details we learn, the more it seems like the leak of these dirty pictures is definitely beneficial to Sir Paul, even if he didn’t get joint custody of his daughter.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Divorces, Heather Mills, Paul McCartney, Scandals, Sex
8 Responses to “Heather Mills got it on with the guy she posed with in the porny “Lovers Guide””
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Jeez, the British really hate her, eh?
I do have to say…how the hell did this woman ever model? What “favors” did she give to have a modeling career, and to whom? She’s not good-looking at all. Average at best.
(I guess porn models don’t have to fit the same standards as regular fashion models though.)
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I have to say, I was not very impressed from the beginning. Thought it might be a bit too soon for Sir Paul. I think she was a companion for him (and a very pretty one at that) but in the end he gets hurt. Now he is alone again and it is a very sad thing.
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I’m starting to feel sorry for her. I think she should have just kept her mouth shut about educational values etc. It’s a bit laughable. Just be above it all and concentrate on her daughter. Never complain, never explain. She has the kind of breasts that were hot in the 70s and 80s, before silicone changed it all. That being said, I still think she’s a golddigger.
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Ru those are real legs because this was before her accident. Millie you are right - she shouldn’t have bothered to explain, that was dumb of her.
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Earlier you had a “HSFW” acronym posted with the Caption…what does that mean??
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That means not safe for work. And BFF means best friends forever. My husband asks what the acronyms mean too.
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