“Brooklyn Decker’s body is insane” links

Model Brooklyn Decker heats things up in a string bikini on the set of Just Go With It in Maui

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Model Brooklyn Decker heats things up in a string bikini on the set of Just Go With It in Maui

Model Brooklyn Decker heats things up in a string bikini on the set of Just Go With It in Maui

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  1. Heaven-bound says:

    Ok Ashton Kutcher, listen up! Now this is a genetic freak, not what you have at home!! 😉

  2. freckles says:

    Ew, I can’t even tell the Hulk’s daughter and girlfriend apart from the FRONT!

    And Lmao, Lil Wayne would get busted for having ear buds and an iPod charger. I didn’t even know there was such a thing as music contraband. Wonder where they’ll find the iPod 😉

  3. Lin95 says:

    Am I the only one who thinks this girl’s bikini top is to small? I’d be afraid of popping out….the tabloids would have a new cover

  4. Lenore says:

    I don’t know, something about the breasts looks off. They don’t sit right in the bikini top – and I spy a LOT of padding in those itsy bitsy yellow triangles, they’re basically those little chicken fillet boob pads with strings attached, so much so that they’re pushing her breasts out of shape – and in that second picture, her breast really seems to extend a long way out toward her armpit, like it lies sideways along her ribs rather than hanging down. And it could be a shadow but I really do think I see a scar there.

    Or I may be hallucinating out of jealousy.

    (I have no idea who Brooklyn Decker is, incidentally.)

    (And I never stared so hard at another woman’s breasts in my life. I feel like a pervert.)

  5. suz says:

    I really don’t see it. And her face looks unfortunate in that side-profile picture.

  6. sdcs says:

    how old is she? if she’s early 20’s,then her body is just okay. true, her boobs are biggish. and they look real. and those are what mine look like if i were to cram them into a bathing suit that is 1 to 2 sizes too small!

    I dont find that attractive whatsoever, personally.

    otherwise,she’s not that toned, just slender with boobs. however, she is not scary skinny, which amazingly gives bonus points in today’s world. sad.

    btw, it is possible to have large boobs for one’s frame. i do. it’s a problem, actually, b/c when you are a size 6 top, but the buttons gape due to boob size, well…life is full of problems,ha ha.
    just mentioning b/c people always comment that someone would lose boob weight if they are that thin,so they must be fake-not always the case.

  7. Strawberry says:

    Re Brooklyn Decker. Girlfriend’s got some double-boob action happening. Get a size up ladies!

  8. may says:

    one sight has her picking her nose yesterday
    she is just gross

  9. justme says:

    I don’t think Brooklyn’s body is insane. Her waist is wider then her butt. The 3rd picture shows it all :S

  10. Paula says:

    Too tiny bikini top doesn’t do much for her probably inflated boobs while her small, flat, toneless butt barely fills out the bottom half. Honestly, she’s not that hot. I’m not hot, either, but I’m not paid for my looks. Brooklyn Decker is yet another example of an average to attractive white woman transforming herself into a sex symbol with highlights, implants, and a tan.

  11. guesty says:

    bd is not fug nor omg gorgeous either…really just average.

  12. original kate says:

    the hogans are creepy…seriously creepy. i wonder what goes on behind closed doors in that family? *shudder*

  13. Alarmjaguar says:

    Ditto, Paula. I’m not that impressed either. Sure if she were wearing a better fitting suit it would help, but this is kind of snoozeville

  14. Alexis says:

    I don’t know who this is…but that bikini top is way too small, and I am so amused at how hard she’s pretending not to notice or not to care. But she has to know.

  15. Mistral says:

    Sir Ian is still one of the sexiest men around. He has that sly British bad boy thing going for him.

  16. Kim says:

    I dont get it. She looks a little chunky around the middle & thighs for her age. She ISNT fat dont get me wrong but i dont think she has a GREAT body. Her bikini top is to small. Pet peeve when girls wear wrong size bathingsuit a la Kim Kardashian.

  17. Duncan says:

    It’s nice to see a girl with a normal looking body.

  18. Jillian says:

    I have the same body type as Brooklyn Decker, skinny with big boobs. Yes, that big. Naturally.
    The difference between me and Brooklyn is that I wear bikini tops that fit me.

  19. WTF?!? says:

    Meh, she looks fine, but hardly insane.
    And the boobs look ridic.

    And exactly what colour is Hulk’s skin now? Cancer-coloured?

  20. Ana says:

    Maybe her boobs are saggy and that’s why she puts them in such a small top. Although it’s not quit working here.

    I’m not too impressed with her body. Mine’s not great, but if I had to pick a celebrity’s body it wouldn’t be hers. I saw a picture of her in a bikini a few days ago and her hips are huge, bony and square looking. Her face is below average (in Hollywood standards.)

  21. moi says:

    she’s pretty fit…..but I have a much better bottom than her. so THERE, skinny girl.

  22. Lia says:

    She is a pretty girl, but somehow those boobs don’t look normal, whether they are natural or fake. They don’t look right.

  23. Delray says:

    Who in the f is Brooklyn Decker? her body is aight, hardly insane. i prefer them curves, yo.

  24. Kevin says:

    What is today? Amateur day? Brooklyn is Andy Roddick’s old lady and a Sports Illustrated model. She’s pretty hot if you compare her to Mandy Moore, one of his ex’s. She has also acted in various things though I’ve never seen her so I don’t now if she has any talent.

  25. ligeia says:

    nice tits, no ass at all and no waist either. she’s bangable for sure, but ehhh, vicky s has has quite a few better looking bodies.

  26. kelbear says:

    geesh rude much? her body is awesome compared to all the overweight people we have in the u.s.

  27. saintdevil says:

    Yes, but models get compared to models, not “People at Walmart”.

    And as models go, her body’s nothing to write home about!

  28. Bruce says:

    From the back it looks like roadkill. The girl has no humps. She’s flatter than a pancake and she has a wide, untoned waist. Her body is shapeless. America, this is not beautiful! Wake up!

  29. jover says:

    Yah, she’s average at best; if it weren’t for the andy roddick connection I doubt we would even know of her. She’s not been featured in any major advertiser/designer campaign, hasn’t appeared in any major tv commercial ads, doesn’t have a major cosmetic contract, and hasn’t made the cover of any fashion mag (though, since Anne wintour decided celebs needed even more exposure starting about 10 yrs ago, models have been banished from their bread and butter – mag covers), and the more I look at the pics the more shapeless her body appears – in the first pic her eyes seem to be too small for her head. Meh, overrated.

  30. Larissa says:

    I for one have the same body shape as her, my hips are wider than my ass and I am flat like a pancake… and no boobs, so completely shapeless, but still I enjoy my body the way it is, don´t think I am the hottest around but seriously, why IT cannot be beautiful????

    Do I really have to have a tiny waist , big ass and perfect shaped boobs to be beautiful????

    Bodies come in all shapes and sizes, ge used to it already!!!!

  31. Ana says:

    Was flipping through a magazine at the checkout a few days ago. She was interviewd about bathing suits and said she looked for “lots of lift” when chosing a bathing suit. = saggy boobs.

  32. Noway says:

    You guys need to get real. Most every warm blooded hetero male and (and a lot of women too) would pay good money to make/watch those things bounce without the stupid yellow bikini. Hell, even my very straight wife says she would do her.

    I hope Andy Roddick knows he’s living the dream life…

  33. Jay says:

    That chick has an awesome body! Whoever said it was just “okay” is wrong. Get off the computer, stop commenting on blogs and criticizing other people and get some exercise instead.

  34. Tiffany says:

    I thought she had admitted to getting breast augmentation. Sure, women can have a slim body and large breasts naturally but it’s obvious from the second pic (side boob photo)that her breasts extend and bulge in an unnatural looking way below her armpit.
    As far as her looks, she’s pretty, but not everyone’s cup of tea. There will never be one woman who’s looks will be preferred by all men or be coveted by all women. I think people criticizing her should give her a break, after all she isn’t declaring herself to be the hottest women ever. She’s just doing what she’s paid to do- pose for photos. With all of the overly critical harsh opinions about womens’ looks it’s no wonder she, like many other young ladies, developed an eating disorder.

  35. bill says:

    are u people freaking kidding me?!?!? She’s so hot! She’s an SI swimsuit model for a reason! Dont be foolish…her boobs are super real.

  36. Deb says:

    Insane!!! wtf???? Big hips and no waist whatsoever????? Sorry….next!