Kim Kardashian looking particularly cat-like on Shape Magazine

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Kim Kardashian is the June cover girl for Shape Magazine. Once again, just another photo to show just how much work Kim has had done to her face – and how recently. I swear she wasn’t this cat-like three months ago. I’m guessing Kim thinks that everyone will be looking at her body in this little bikini, and they won’t even notice how jacked her face is. She could be right. I didn’t even notice her face the first time I looked at the cover. To her credit, and the magazine’s credit, Kim’s body doesn’t look that ‘Shopped to me. I mean, I saw those bikini photos of Kim right after she and Reggie broke up, and she pretty much looked like this. So… good for her. She’s has a lovely figure.

Unfortunately, the scant interview excepts reveal a woman who has had serious body image issues since childhood. Perhaps that’s why she’s still spraying Windex on her food? Could be. It all started when Kim was the first girl in her class to develop breasts:

Even as a ten-year-old girl, Kim Kardashian was a trailblazer.

“I was the first girl in my class to wear a bra,” Kardashian, now 29, tells Shape magazine in its June issue.

But she wasn’t happy about it.

“I remember crying in the bathtub,” she admits. The future reality star even practiced a ritual to keep her cleavage from expanding.

“I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don’t let them grow any bigger. They’re embarrassing me.'”

Why the self-loathing?

She told Shape magazine: “All my friends were super-skinny and that just wasn’t my body type. And I watched my mum, who was always comfortable with herself and she helped me with my outlook.”

“I have curves and that’s never going to change, so I’d better start embracing them or I’m going to have a miserable life. It took me a while, but I finally caught on.”

However, she admits she’ll never embrace the bane of many a woman’s life – cellulite.

She added: “Just because I feel secure with my body doesn’t mean I think cellulite is cute! It will always be an issue for me. So let’s just say it’s a work in progress.”

[Shape excerpts from The Sun & Us Weekly]

F-ck, I have something in common with Kim. I, too, was the first girl to develop in my class, but I didn’t have the issues with it that Kim seemed to. I liked when my boobs came in. It was only when I was 16 and 17 years old that they got really big and started being a pain in the ass. What do you think Kim is? Like, a 36D? Those were the days.

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Shape cover courtesy of Hot Celebs.

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  1. Team Bethenny says:

    Being the first girl in your class to wear a bra does not make you a “trailblazer.” Someone please hand her (and the writer of that garbage) a dictionary.

  2. carrie says:

    photoshop award of the week??!

  3. ViktoryGin says:

    Her face IS jacked. I personally couldn’t wait for breasts.

  4. Cea says:

    She needs to stop with whatever she’s been doing to her face. Hopefully it’s still reversible.

  5. Zeit says:

    Screw Kim… I wanna see YOUR boobs!

  6. NayNay says:

    She might be the next cat-lady. I do not believe in any way, shape, or form that her breast are real. How can they be, when everything else on and about her is so fake.

  7. guesty says:

    her appearance is so drastically different from season 1 of keeping up with the kardashians.

  8. Laurie says:

    Her face is SO messed up!! Her left eye seems to be lifted higher than the right in all of her recent pics. No wonder Reggie dumped her – who knows how freaky she will look in a few more months!!!

  9. Lady Nightshade says:

    I really really wanna see some side by side comparisons of her from before she was famous/had a sex tape til now. Anyone know a place to find that?

  10. Marjalane says:

    I like SHAPE magazine a lot and it always annoys me when they put someone I can’t stand on the cover.

  11. katie says:

    why would she say “mum”?

  12. Cinderella says:

    She needs to stop with the face pulling. She doesn’t want to be a brown-bagger.

  13. maya says:

    Kim’s looks like this because of all the fillers in her cheeks. If Kim removes the fillers her eyes won’t look so slanted.

  14. EMV says:

    What happened to her eyes?????!!!!!!!! She is hot, what is she complaining about?@Marjalane- YES! @ katie- YEs…weird…

  15. Sumodo1 says:

    Waste o’ space. Does Kim actually make mags sell more issues when she’s on them? Really?

  16. Julie says:

    So funny…..thought the same thing about using the word “mum.” What’s she trying for here. Everyone in hollywood is going to start meowing. It’s nuts!

  17. SarahS says:

    not sure if i’m allowed to put links in the comments but here you go, lady nightshade…

    http://amygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kim_kardashian_official_blog.jpg

  18. kelbear says:

    Her boobs are actually real to all of you that think girls can’t have big nice looking boobs without them being fake.

  19. juicyjackie says:

    she probably didnt say “Mum”, as the quote is from The Sun which is a British tabloid, the journalist probably forgot to translate the English word Mum for the American English Mom …… Brits don’t say Mom!

    And Kim seems to have body dysmorphia, hope she gets some help as she is on the borderline of being able to save herself

  20. Carmelatta says:

    I don’t think any part of this girl is real. I know her face isn’t. She’s tweeted pics of her getting her weave installed. That rear end is suspect. And I don’t by her made for tv personality. I’m guessing a boob job isn’t all that far out of the ballpark for her.

  21. Stephy2185 says:

    Whoa..

    Paging Heidi Montag…

    Looks like we have another contender for the Too-Much-Plastic-Surgery Award

  22. Novaraen says:

    She may have been the first in her school to grow breasts…but on top of all that she still got implants. They were C’s before…and now she has DD’s.

    Oh and you can’t hardly see her eyes anymore…they are so pulled back and cat-like. She was prettier before.

  23. denise says:

    Kim was a beautiful girl, now she is starting to look as scary as her mother.

  24. Lady Nightshade says:

    @SarahS

    no f***ing way! yeah, she had some work done

  25. Jeri says:

    She was old enought to have had inplants in that linked photo. All we have is her word for her age.

    They should link photos of her fully dressed – a bikini is all you see her in.

  26. Camille says:

    I know exactely how you feel Kaiser, yes D’s those were the days…

    As for KimK- Miaow indeed! Yuck! She ruined herself.

  27. fizXgirl314 says:

    it embarasses me that this bitch is half armenian :-/

  28. McMe says:

    Her boobs are enhanced. She had naturally large breast with quite a bit of sag so she added implants for more volume I guess. She absolutely does have implants. Go to goodplasticsugery.com, I think they have before and after pics.

  29. Aims says:

    I dont find her attractive at all – she belongs in the ugly bag with tori spelling! Yuck! BTW those boobs are fake. Anyone who says otherwise needs to take a better look at those!

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