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		<title>By: SailorAlphaCentauri</title>
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		<dc:creator>SailorAlphaCentauri</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And forgive me for misspelling &quot;Donny&quot;.  I think I spelled it the way that guy from NKOTB spelled it, so I don&#039;t know what was up with that.  Sorry!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And forgive me for misspelling &#8220;Donny&#8221;.  I think I spelled it the way that guy from NKOTB spelled it, so I don&#8217;t know what was up with that.  Sorry!
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		<title>By: SailorAlphaCentauri</title>
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		<dc:creator>SailorAlphaCentauri</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>See, Anne beat me to the punch!  That&#039;s exactly why I like Donnie: The crazy dancing he does in White and Nerdy cracks me up every time.

While I&#039;m not old enough to remember Donnie and Marie&#039;s career, I don&#039;t really have any feelings about them one way or the other.

Heather Mills, however, needs to go back to her side of the pond (as the Brits put it) and stay the hell away from here.  I don&#039;t think she realizes that she&#039;s yesterday&#039;s news here in the U.S. and that nobody cares about her bitching.  A judge called her a liar and she got less than she was asking for, so she needs to hobble home and leave the rest of us alone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See, Anne beat me to the punch!  That&#8217;s exactly why I like Donnie: The crazy dancing he does in White and Nerdy cracks me up every time.</p>
<p>While I&#8217;m not old enough to remember Donnie and Marie&#8217;s career, I don&#8217;t really have any feelings about them one way or the other.</p>
<p>Heather Mills, however, needs to go back to her side of the pond (as the Brits put it) and stay the hell away from here.  I don&#8217;t think she realizes that she&#8217;s yesterday&#8217;s news here in the U.S. and that nobody cares about her bitching.  A judge called her a liar and she got less than she was asking for, so she needs to hobble home and leave the rest of us alone.
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		<title>By: Anne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So shoot me, I kind of love Donny Osmond.  He comes across as a nice guy that doesn&#039;t take himself all that seriously.  I mean, he was in a Weird Al video, for crying out loud.  Called &quot;White and Nerdy&quot;
(And I totally used to watch that Donny and Marie talk show way back when.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So shoot me, I kind of love Donny Osmond.  He comes across as a nice guy that doesn&#8217;t take himself all that seriously.  I mean, he was in a Weird Al video, for crying out loud.  Called &#8220;White and Nerdy&#8221;<br />
(And I totally used to watch that Donny and Marie talk show way back when.)
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		<title>By: Sasha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hear Heather Mills doesn&#039;t have a leg to stand on this show.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hear Heather Mills doesn&#8217;t have a leg to stand on this show.
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		<title>By: Cindy Kennedy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cindy Kennedy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:11:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Marie Osmond is not the type to get into cat fights. Heather, sure.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Marie Osmond is not the type to get into cat fights. Heather, sure.
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		<title>By: frewt</title>
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		<dc:creator>frewt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh geez, as if this craptacular event needed any less credibility they hire a judge who&#039;s only tenuous link to the beauty industry was some suspect &#039;sex manual&#039; modelling. Puhlease!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh geez, as if this craptacular event needed any less credibility they hire a judge who&#8217;s only tenuous link to the beauty industry was some suspect &#8216;sex manual&#8217; modelling. Puhlease!
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		<title>By: journey</title>
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		<dc:creator>journey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>maybe heather and marie will get in a cat-spat? that would make the show worth watching! especially if in the midst of the hair pulling and cussing donny jumped in to try and pull the brit hussy off his little dumpling of a sister. a free-for-all at the miss america contest might ensue with all the contestants going at each other tooth, nail and spike heels. maybe the donald&#039;s hair would even get mussed!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe heather and marie will get in a cat-spat? that would make the show worth watching! especially if in the midst of the hair pulling and cussing donny jumped in to try and pull the brit hussy off his little dumpling of a sister. a free-for-all at the miss america contest might ensue with all the contestants going at each other tooth, nail and spike heels. maybe the donald&#8217;s hair would even get mussed!
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		<title>By: OXA</title>
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		<dc:creator>OXA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HEATHER MILLS IS A MEDIA WHORE THAT WOULD ATTEND THE OPENING OF AN ENVELOPE.
I WILL NOT WATCH THE SHOW BECAUSE SHE IS ON IT.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HEATHER MILLS IS A MEDIA WHORE THAT WOULD ATTEND THE OPENING OF AN ENVELOPE.<br />
I WILL NOT WATCH THE SHOW BECAUSE SHE IS ON IT.
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>uggh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>uggh!
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		<title>By: Kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Osmonds aren&#039;t perfect, and Marie seems to have had more than her share of personal problems, but the whole family seems to be made up of generally decent people who treat each other and non-family members well. They seem like grown-ups, so I have trouble caring if they&#039;re a little hokey.

Heather Mills, on the other hand, seems like she is the exact opposite. She used to be very involved in anti-landmine efforts, which certainly is worthy. I&#039;d like to see her go back to that focus, but I have no confidence that she will. Her time now seems to be spent in self-justification. Bleah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Osmonds aren&#8217;t perfect, and Marie seems to have had more than her share of personal problems, but the whole family seems to be made up of generally decent people who treat each other and non-family members well. They seem like grown-ups, so I have trouble caring if they&#8217;re a little hokey.</p>
<p>Heather Mills, on the other hand, seems like she is the exact opposite. She used to be very involved in anti-landmine efforts, which certainly is worthy. I&#8217;d like to see her go back to that focus, but I have no confidence that she will. Her time now seems to be spent in self-justification. Bleah.
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