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Time for yet more bullsh-t Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart stories. I was surprised with yesterday’s post when many of you think they’re a PR couple. I think they’re for real – as in, they are really dating, but nothing hardcore, like OK! Magazine’s endless “they’re getting married and having a baby” stories. This week’s story, as you can tell, is all about how Sparkles proposed marriage to Kristen. Oh, sorry, did you get the wrong impression about that? According to Jezebel’s tabloid round-up (because OK won’t even put this drivel online), “Rob told Kristen that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her, and proposed… that they’ll get married one day.” So basically, he told her that he’d like to marry her at some point. They’re engaged to be engaged.
OK! Magazine – This is exclusive, meaning “made up.” Robert Pattinson was late to the set because he’d gone to a strip club and Kristen Stewart got pissed. So Rob told Kristen that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her, and proposed… that they’ll get married one day.
He can’t imagine being with anyone else, etc. This story trails off into random factoids, like: Some scenes in Eclipse had to be reshot because test audiences noticed that KStew’s hairpiece was askew; she had to get a new wig that would stay on. Also, a scene in which Bella professes her love for Jacob — and kisses him — had to be reshot because tween audiences thought it was too racy.
Oh, and: RPatz has his personal security team clear out his hotel room when he checks out so that his dirty socks don’t end up on eBay.
[From OK! Magazine via Jezebel]
Totally boring. Meanwhile, Us Weekly has an interesting little anecdote that I think is probably more “truthy”. In the story (teased on the cover) called “Rob & Kristen: How She Tortures Him” we find out that K-Stew and Sparkles fight a lot and “she snaps at him in public. And she’s also supermoody. Yet he dotes on her, and is protective of her.” Kristen Stewart: Mega-Bitch For No Reason.
Lastly, we have Ashley Green’s interview in Seventeen Magazine, trying to convince us that she‘s worth a multi-million dollar paycheck for Breaking Dawn. Yeah. Here‘s what she says about Sparkles: “When I met Rob, I didn’t think twice about him. He’s really attractive, but that chemistry wasn’t there. [He just] doesn’t understand girls. He gets a lot of attention from them, but he doesn’t quite understand it because before ‘Twilight,’ he was just a guy from ‘Harry Potter.” Whatever.
OK! Magazine cover courtesy of Jezebel.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Engagements, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
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Still PR couple and the tabloids start to put them on cover again just in time for Eclipse premiere. Cheep advertising for the studio.
The last time they were appearing on the tabloid covers was for the previous film again just in time for film promotion.
How dumb do they think are people? Twihards are dumb and buying this fauxmance but the rest?
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She’s a lesbian and a bitch.
How does that attract a guy?
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First post here. I was surprised by the PR couple comments as well. If they were PR only, why don’t we have pics of them on the red carpet during New Moon promotion all over each other like the annoying Butler/Aniston ones.
Nah, these two are dating. Who knows how serious it is, but like normal couples, they are going to have their ups and downs.
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I think Ashley Greene is adorable, but let’s be real. Anyone who’s not in the main love triangle can be easily replaced. Sure, there may be a brief Twitter backlash, but then they will just bring in some new starlet of the moment and everyone will jump on her bandwagon.
These kids should just thank their lucky stars they’re in the biggest franchise of the decade and quit being so demanding.
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Has he always had such enormous eyebrows and I’ve never noticed before? Weird. Dude needs some serious manscaping.
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Why do you people believe Ok! Magazine and InTouch Weekly? They makeup stuff.
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i proposed to a boy to be engaged to be engaged; he responded by pushing me down on the playground and stealing my drake’s coffee cake. we were 6.
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Sparkles did propose to Kirstin, there is a big proposal scene in Eclipse that must be where the Rob proposes to Kristin story comes from. OK is so lame.
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rob lindo oooooooooooo…!
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No matter how many stories I see claiming they’re together, pregnant, secretly married, engaged, in love, whatever, I just can’t believe it. I haven’t watched the entirety of either Twilight movie and God strike me down before I do, but in the scenes I’ve watched they have absolutely ZERO chemistry. And when I’ve seen them on the red carpet, being interviewed, or somehow in the same vicinity of one another, I still feel zero chemistry between them.
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I hope they’re dating. That way, two other people are saved from having to put up with their moody, unshowered, crap.
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I think his nails are manicured. They have that shiny, buffed look.
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My homegirl is obsessed with Rob Pattinson but can’t STAND Kristen Stewart. She thinks it’s PR too, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence but you think I’m gonna tell her that? Hells no!
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Engaged to be engaged? Someone’s watched too much Arrested Development!
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Well, we know what their childrens’ eyes will look like.
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They’re obviously not a PR couple. I agree with you. The people saying otherwise are just haters and those people who don’t want Rob to be attached to Kristen.
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Not buyin it
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Oh look…another fanfic story from OK mag. It’s getting so predictable.
When these films are done and the showmance couple finally go their separate ways, who will get to keep the shippers…Rob or Kristen? I have a feeling the ‘divorce’ in that fandom will be ugly.
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wow they are so unphotogenic
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can somebody please tell me what “PR” means? i’m just a poor english learner who doesn’t got the “PR” in the context yet.
thanks!
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Puerto Rican. That’s why “they’re obviously not a PR couple” makes so much sense.
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