Cannes worst dressed: Adrien Brody’s shiny brown leather suit

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I put this Dlisted post in the links yesterday because we don’t have access to the photos – Adrien Brody making kissy-faces with Paris Hilton. Is your crush over now? I asked this less than a month ago – “Was Adrien Brody ever cool?” Y’all can officially be over him now, right? And if the Paris thing wasn’t enough, how about this sight, of Adrien promoting himself in Cannes – wearing a shiny brown leather (pleather?!?) suit. Gross. Disgusting. Totally f-cking K-Fed. What’s worse is that I actually think Brody probably thinks it’s so anti-fashion, it’s cool. It’s not.

There were some other notable (and notably bad) fashion choices in Cannes. Like little Rachel Bilson, who needs a new f-cking stylist:

Art of Elysium Paradis Dinner and Party: 63rd Cannes Film Festival

Guess who thinks she’s high-fashion, y’all? La Beckinsale. Easter egg sack.

63rd Cannes Film Festival - Chopard 150th Anniversary Party - Day 6

Mischa Barton lost some weight and is back to doing the “I’m emaciated and I’m in a sack” style. It wouldn’t be so bad, except for the corpsey makeup and styling.

63rd Cannes Film Festival - Star Style Lounge

Seriously, what is going to take to get Elizabeth Banks a new stylist? She’s so cute, and her style is always unbelievably horrid.

Photo by: DP/AAD/starmaxinc.com 2010 5/19/10 Elizabeth Banks at the premiere of Poetry at

Sorry they were all bad fashion statements today! For more photos from Cannes, Pop Sugar has a good slideshow. Emily Brunt actually looks amazing in Cannes, I just didn’t feel like putting her up.

Header: Adrien in Cannes on May 19, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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  1. lmae says:

    Adrien Brody is VILE.

  2. lucy2 says:

    I have never got Adrian’s appeal, and this just solidified that. Shiny brown suit + Lady Gaga t-shirt…to Cannes? Seriously???

    I just want to laugh at Rachel Bilson. Sorry Rachel.
    I don’t like Kate’s dress, but I did like some of the others she wore.
    Elizabeth looks like a mess.
    Mischa actually doesn’t look half bad. Huh. She’s pretty when she’s not all drunk and sloppy looking.

  3. meme says:

    Adrien Brody is beyond vile. I don’t get how anyone finds him attractive. Icky icky poo.

  4. Stephie says:

    Look at the facial expression of the guy all the way to the left in the Elizabeth Banks photo… that along with your commentary is hilarious!

  5. Oi says:

    Is he trying to make a statement about Gaga or something? That’s bad.

  6. lmae says:

    Steffie, I noticed that, too! He’s like – jeez, look at that one.

  7. Risa says:

    ha ha ha…. WTF?!

  8. Persistent Cat says:

    He’s just awful. Did anyone see him host SNL? He wore a Rasta hat and not for a sketch. It was beyond ridiculous. I think he rapped or something. Again, not a sketch, I believe he was “down” with the musical guest.

    I don’t understand the appeal of Rachel Bilson. Is she in anything? And that outfit, good God that’s bad.

    As for Elizabeth Banks, how can someone so pretty dress so bad?

  9. Maritza says:

    He needs to get himself a girlfriend with good fashion sense or hire an assistant to help him choose what to wear. His choices are so tacky it makes him look stupid.

  10. Lisa says:

    I think Mischa Barton looks really pretty. @ Stephie: Yes, that guys facial expression in the background of Elizabeth Banks photo along with the commentary is priceless!

  11. Victoria says:

    OK “hand to God” I would have totally picked Beckinsale and Barton’s dress if I were looking for a fancy dress. I know I know the neckline of Beckinsales dress is “blech!” but I like it! I like that Barton’s dress looks like a 20’s flapper girl.

  12. Victoria says:

    Oh and Brody, Bilsson and Banks need to get a fashion clue! “Police Police!”

  13. Milan says:

    He may be vile, dear readers, but think of what that distinctive nose can do! Hey?! Hey?! Oh c’mon, not even one cyber high five???

  14. blue_planet says:

    This just reinforces my belief that Adrien Brody should always just be naked.

  15. gg says:

    Re Banks – She got ashy knees?!?

  16. Linda says:

    I had a thing for him after The Pianist but I may be over it.

  17. GatsbyGal says:

    Ohhhhh…oh my. Adrien. Sit down, we need to talk. You REALLY need to stop shopping at Goodwill, buddy.

  18. mmf says:

    Why is Mischa there?

  19. Kitten says:

    Adrien really needs to hem his pleather pants…

  20. leena says:

    he looks like sisquo!!

  21. Tia C says:

    @ leena: LOL!! I was wondering why the outfit looked vaguely familiar…

    He needs to lose the oh-so-lame Caca t-shirt and get the pants tailored. Other than that, it’s not sooo bad.

    Beckinsale is SO pretty, she can wear whatever she wants, IMO. Not true for Barton, Bilson or Banks though. Banks is cute, but dayum everyone’s right about her needing a stylist!

  22. marie says:

    Ok… Adriens suit is awful… but it reminds me of chocolate… yum!

  23. Ron says:

    I see that Adrien did not miss the Semi weekly Sale at Mr Andre’s House of Fashion here in Watts.

    I also see the Miss Elizabeth Banks has been shopping HSN Miss Tina Knowles Collection! So classy!

  24. Ruffian9 says:

    Um. what?
    Baggy. Leather. Suit.
    And you thought for even one nanosecond that this was a GOOD idea?

  25. lala from nYc says:

    Rachel doesn’t seem to be wearing shoes, like she’s standing on the tips of her toes.

    Anyone else notice that?

  26. Scarlet Vixen says:

    Oh Adrien honey, what have you done to yourself? Okay, maybe you were never quite cool (even after being in a Spike Lee movie with John Leguizamo), but at least we took you seriously for awhile after The Pianist. Hell, you even did an admirable job in King Kong. But I just saw the ads for your new movie and it looks like Species 3. And baggy pleather pants? In Cannes? *sigh* Not even your dead sexy nose can save you from this current level of sad…

  27. Lil says:

    Eeeeh Misha its not that bad

  28. Tessa says:

    Brody’s always been tragic in the attire dept.

  29. ming says:

    Looks like someone took a sh-t all over Brody! gag

  30. ViktoryGin says:

    @ Milan

    Right back atcha!

    He looks like car upholstery circa 1972, though. Come on ladies! At least he stays his ass out of the tabloids and as of yet has no need for rehab. The Paris Hilton mess, though…….Since I’m in a forgiving mood, I’ll let that slide, but if I catch him canoodling again with that human petri dish I just may have to burn my copy of Liberty Heights.

    Mischa Barton is looking better than I’ve seen her in a LONG time. I hope she can keep it up.

  31. Love the jacket. But next time he should try the morpheus jacket from the matrix