Heidi Montag underwent 10 completely unnecessary plastic surgery procedures in one go last year, earning the cover of People magazine and ending up with comically oversized breasts and a freaky looking puffy face that she’ll be stuck with until she inevitably messes it up worse with additional plastic surgery. According to Heidi, she doesn’t regret her procedures at all though, and calls all the work she had done ”
The reality TV star — whose life is allegedly controlled by her crazy husband Spencer Pratt — insists she has never felt “sexier, happier, or more amazing” since she had plastic surgery.
“I love me! And I love life! Every moment counts!!!!!!!! xoxoxo!” she wrote on her Twitter page.
“My last surgery was the BEST decision of my life! Anything else anyone says (family members who are trying to make money off of me) is a lie!
“I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed, I love America and freedom!
“You will get to know the true me and my REAL life VERY soon, under all my plastic haha! Not the Superficial “me” you read about and watch!!! (sic)”
Heidi also used her Twitter account to blast her alleged “friends” who have been against her surgical enhancements.
“PS,” she wrote, “I HAVE NO FRIENDS, the ones who are pretending to be ‘friends’ or ‘family’, are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter this is why they haven’t been in my life for years! LIARS! (sic)”
[From Heidi Montag’s Twitter via Showbizspy]
A couple of weeks ago there were stories about how Heidi was basically a prisoner in crazy Spencer’s cluttered home, and how he was separating her from her friends and family. She seems to be confirming that with her statement that “I have no friends” but adding that her friends are turning on her. In Heidi’s warped version of reality, that’s ok because she doesn’t want those people in her life anyway. It sounds just like the way she’s defending her plastic surgery, by claiming that she wanted to turn out this way and is so happy with the results. It sounds like she’s trying to justify her situation to herself more than just to us.
Last week, US Weekly had footage of Heidi and Spencer on The Hills in which Spencer bragged that he kept Heidi from watching TV or using the Internet. The two whack jobs also spoke seriously about the crystals they’ve spent hundreds of dollars on, to which they attribute magical powers. I’m thinking that Spencer must not be doing a great job at keeping Heidi offline if she’s spending so much time tweeting about how great her life is. Maybe he should have used the Internet to google how effective crystals are at wasting your money.
Here’s a link to new photos of Heidi fellating an ice cream cone.
my gosh she sounds like Tila Tequila. maybe shes snorting ambien too.
Methinks she dost protest too much. It’s obvious when a person is happy, just as it is obvious when they’re not. She’s not.
I’m thinking she doesn’t know what the word “decision” means. Or the word “best”…
imo her face looks pretty now that the swelling has gone down…but those boobs are just way way too big. wonder if they even move?
I’m getting an early Donatella Versace vibe from her face in the above pics.
Riiiiiiiiight! Heidi, get over yourself. Famewhore!
Wow – how dumb is she? WRONG, HEIDS, just wrong.
I regret the fact that I even know who she is and that she exists.
In the bubble-blowing pic, why is she holding a dildo?
“I HAVE NO FRIENDS”
yeah, that’s just the type of thing you want to broadcast…and I’m sure you have NO IDEA why, either.
dumb worthless oxygen thief!!!
She reminds me of Jessica Rabbit, though Jessica Rabbit is intelligent.
Dudes, you’ve got it confused. She has had the faces of her betters graphed onto her actual face as if to create some sort of ‘true icon’. A certain saint stopped waaaay short by only going the cloth route. If this isn’t devotion, then the concept doesn’t exist.
Your move, St. Veronica.
If her goal was to look like Miss. Piggy. Then, I guess getting plastic surgery was the best decision of her life.
@Livia she probably doesn’t know what those words mean. She’s like Kelly Bensimon, in which every word she says means the exact opposite of what she thinks it does.
I guess that’s why they stay together, they have alienated their family and friends because they don’t want to hear the truth. They have created their own fake, shallow and narcissistic world together. They are a perfect match.
”Best decision of her life” She hasn’t looked in the mirror since these surgeries?
I hope this attentionwhore and her douchebag attentionwhore husband disappear very quickly.
I seriously think she is brainwashed. Like she’s in a cult. I truly believe that she believes her family is attacking her & that all that surgery was a good idea. If I was her mom I would be in jail right now for killing Spencer who I think is the mastermind behind all this & totally just using her for fame. One day she might just wake up & realize how she’s ruined her life.
The first thing I thought when I read ” I HAVE NO FRIENDS” was No shit sherlock…
If you behave like that (or behave like your obviously insane husband) it’s not wierd that they pull away from you.
Surgery…crystals..same thing.
Looking for something outside of themselves to fix the massive black holes of pain inside.
If she has to keep saying it over and over im pretty sure she is trying to convince herself that her HUGE mistakes werent in fact a mistake. She looks terrible. She looked good after nose job but this is overboard and she looks like a tranny freak.
I remember an episode of the hills from back when she looked normal and she, spencer, and all the other girls (LC, Audrina, etc) were leaving a club and when she turned around all the other girls had gone off to the next place and didnt speak to her. Spencer was like “those are supposed to be your friends huh, your friends just leave you” as someone who has felt that way before, to have a BF backing it up and basically making himself appear to be the only person in your corner, is probably contributing to her paranoia. She’s trying to one-ip the other girls by being “prettier” and more “famous” she has extremely low self esteem and im sure Spencer perpetuates it, and until she is all alone to face herself, she will never get over it.
i really feel bad for her
If she was actually really happy, then how come we haven’t seen any recent pictures of her just out and about? She is a prisoner.
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Denial anyone?
she is revolting, inside & out.
Since “The Hills” will be ending soon, does anyone else see Heidi and Spencer reproducing in order to stay in the limelight? I am sure she would use the excuse of gaining weight from having a baby as a good reason to have more work done. If anyone thinks that is crazy just look at some of the other “reality stars” and what they have done or keep doing for attention.
I just pity her. One day she is going to wake up and see what she has really become.
Her boobs are waay to big, and what’s up with her butt did she have surgery there?
She probably didn’t even write that on Twitter. Spencer wrote it. If he keeps her away from the internet and technology in general, he probably has his own account in her name.
She can’t even hold her neck up straight anymore. Look at the first picture. It looks as if her head is sitting on her shoulders.
She and Spencer are a whole lot of crazy. Heidi telling Kristin in last week’s episode about how *this crystal will protect you in a war zone*…then she winks. What war zone does Heidi need to be protected from? I know some will say Hollywood, but she and Spencer have created their own reality and they are to blame for having no friends. They are horrible to their own families. Who in their right mind calls security on their own mom? They deserve each other. Heidi is allowing Spencer to control her, so I have 0 sympathy for either of them.
I feel sorry for her. She is clearly weak-minded and being manipulated. She will have to live with the consequences for the rest of her life, and she’ll probably never even understand that fully.
I hope she keeps pumping air into those ballons of her until she puuuuuufffffffffffffffffsssssssss (this is heidi disappearing into the eternity of the space)
I guess it’s some sort of divine kindness that she doesn’t know how awful she looks. Her face is scary and her chest looks ridiculous. We will be seeing her in the spotlight for many years, not because of anything talented she’s done, but because of her bizarre appearance, that gets more bizarre as the years go on. The worst part of her appearance is her twit husband, Spencer. That guy matches her grotesqueness with his irrelevance in every way.