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	<title>Comments on: Ethan Hawke sings song about his &#8220;fat beast&#8221; of an ex wife, Uma Thurman</title>
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		<title>By: Иван Евсеев</title>
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		<dc:creator>Иван Евсеев</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 23:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Да уж, такие положительные результаты :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Да уж, такие положительные результаты <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Alek</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually he&#039;s most starting to resemble John Malkovich... who I also used to crush on until he expressed his desire to shoot war reporters. Ethan = equally execrable. Nor more movie moolahs from me, boys!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually he&#8217;s most starting to resemble John Malkovich&#8230; who I also used to crush on until he expressed his desire to shoot war reporters. Ethan = equally execrable. Nor more movie moolahs from me, boys!
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		<title>By: MRod</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is starting to resemble Nick Nolte&#039;s mug shots.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is starting to resemble Nick Nolte&#8217;s mug shots.
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		<title>By: ThatBKChick</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmmm...((((Tapping my pen at my desk))))....thinking quietly...(((I GOT IT)))!!!

I know why Uma kicked azz so well in the &quot;Kill Bill&quot; vol&#039;s 1 and 2....She had the sweetest revenge...all that azz kicking in the movie, she was thinking about kicking his punk azz all the time probably while filming! LMAO!! 

Just imagine..she could had used all that Kill Bill training and put a whooping on his sissy azz years ago!. 

If it was me, I would had used that Kill Bill action expertise to put a whooping on his punk azz with the quickness,thus, we would be entertaining his &quot;bitchassedness&quot; now!

It is clear and evident that Uma had taken and is still taking the high road on this snaggle tooth loser! SMDH!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm&#8230;((((Tapping my pen at my desk))))&#8230;.thinking quietly&#8230;(((I GOT IT)))!!!</p>
<p>I know why Uma kicked azz so well in the &#8220;Kill Bill&#8221; vol&#8217;s 1 and 2&#8230;.She had the sweetest revenge&#8230;all that azz kicking in the movie, she was thinking about kicking his punk azz all the time probably while filming! LMAO!! </p>
<p>Just imagine..she could had used all that Kill Bill training and put a whooping on his sissy azz years ago!. </p>
<p>If it was me, I would had used that Kill Bill action expertise to put a whooping on his punk azz with the quickness,thus, we would be entertaining his &#8220;bitchassedness&#8221; now!</p>
<p>It is clear and evident that Uma had taken and is still taking the high road on this snaggle tooth loser! SMDH!
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		<title>By: neelyo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#039; He needs new teeth.&#039;

Haylie, I couldn&#039;t agree more.  Those gray little nubs he calls teeth have always repulsed me.  He&#039;s a total loser who thinks way too highly of himself.  I hope he doesn&#039;t write another shitty novel, this time about the breakup.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216; He needs new teeth.&#8217;</p>
<p>Haylie, I couldn&#8217;t agree more.  Those gray little nubs he calls teeth have always repulsed me.  He&#8217;s a total loser who thinks way too highly of himself.  I hope he doesn&#8217;t write another shitty novel, this time about the breakup.
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		<title>By: ringo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He does have apoint though, she is a fat beast, homely looking and a very poor actor.  Ethan, we feel your pain!

                 --Edward Norton</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He does have apoint though, she is a fat beast, homely looking and a very poor actor.  Ethan, we feel your pain!</p>
<p>                 &#8211;Edward Norton
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		<title>By: Haylie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Haylie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He needs new teeth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He needs new teeth.
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		<title>By: anon69</title>
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		<dc:creator>anon69</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pathetic excuse for a man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pathetic excuse for a man.
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He looks like an old tramp.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He looks like an old tramp.
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		<title>By: Nina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Although Ethan&#039;s a celebrity he is a human being. So he has faults, but he is a moving father and he was a husband in love. Uma just thought on her career. When they were together Ethan didn&#039;t shoot a lot because he was caring his children. Now he deserves to be happy. But I think that he still loves Uma Thurman, unfortunately. But back then she said &quot;I will always love Ethan&quot;. It&#039; sad to see both separated.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Although Ethan&#8217;s a celebrity he is a human being. So he has faults, but he is a moving father and he was a husband in love. Uma just thought on her career. When they were together Ethan didn&#8217;t shoot a lot because he was caring his children. Now he deserves to be happy. But I think that he still loves Uma Thurman, unfortunately. But back then she said &#8220;I will always love Ethan&#8221;. It&#8217; sad to see both separated.
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