Comments on: Ethan Hawke sings song about his “fat beast” of an ex wife, Uma Thurman http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/ Stylish celebrity escapism Sat, 17 May 2008 15:25:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Alek http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14372 Alek Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:15:17 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14372 Actually he's most starting to resemble John Malkovich... who I also used to crush on until he expressed his desire to shoot war reporters. Ethan = equally execrable. Nor more movie moolahs from me, boys! Actually he’s most starting to resemble John Malkovich… who I also used to crush on until he expressed his desire to shoot war reporters. Ethan = equally execrable. Nor more movie moolahs from me, boys!

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]]> By: MRod http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14371 MRod Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:11:03 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14371 He is starting to resemble Nick Nolte's mug shots. He is starting to resemble Nick Nolte’s mug shots.

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]]> By: ThatBKChick http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14370 ThatBKChick Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:21:04 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14370 Hmmm...((((Tapping my pen at my desk))))....thinking quietly...(((I GOT IT)))!!! I know why Uma kicked azz so well in the "Kill Bill" vol's 1 and 2....She had the sweetest revenge...all that azz kicking in the movie, she was thinking about kicking his punk azz all the time probably while filming! LMAO!! Just imagine..she could had used all that Kill Bill training and put a whooping on his sissy azz years ago!. If it was me, I would had used that Kill Bill action expertise to put a whooping on his punk azz with the quickness,thus, we would be entertaining his "bitchassedness" now! It is clear and evident that Uma had taken and is still taking the high road on this snaggle tooth loser! SMDH! Hmmm…((((Tapping my pen at my desk))))….thinking quietly…(((I GOT IT)))!!!

I know why Uma kicked azz so well in the “Kill Bill” vol’s 1 and 2….She had the sweetest revenge…all that azz kicking in the movie, she was thinking about kicking his punk azz all the time probably while filming! LMAO!!

Just imagine..she could had used all that Kill Bill training and put a whooping on his sissy azz years ago!.

If it was me, I would had used that Kill Bill action expertise to put a whooping on his punk azz with the quickness,thus, we would be entertaining his “bitchassedness” now!

It is clear and evident that Uma had taken and is still taking the high road on this snaggle tooth loser! SMDH!

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]]> By: neelyo http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14369 neelyo Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:45:46 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14369 ' He needs new teeth.' Haylie, I couldn't agree more. Those gray little nubs he calls teeth have always repulsed me. He's a total loser who thinks way too highly of himself. I hope he doesn't write another shitty novel, this time about the breakup. ‘ He needs new teeth.’

Haylie, I couldn’t agree more. Those gray little nubs he calls teeth have always repulsed me. He’s a total loser who thinks way too highly of himself. I hope he doesn’t write another shitty novel, this time about the breakup.

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]]> By: ringo http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14368 ringo Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:45:27 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14368 He does have apoint though, she is a fat beast, homely looking and a very poor actor. Ethan, we feel your pain! --Edward Norton He does have apoint though, she is a fat beast, homely looking and a very poor actor. Ethan, we feel your pain!

–Edward Norton

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]]> By: Haylie http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14367 Haylie Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:55:47 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14367 He needs new teeth. He needs new teeth.

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]]> By: anon69 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14366 anon69 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:12:29 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14366 Pathetic excuse for a man. Pathetic excuse for a man.

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]]> By: anonymous http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14365 anonymous Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:07:46 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14365 He looks like an old tramp. He looks like an old tramp.

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]]> By: Nina http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14364 Nina Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:36:00 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14364 Although Ethan's a celebrity he is a human being. So he has faults, but he is a moving father and he was a husband in love. Uma just thought on her career. When they were together Ethan didn't shoot a lot because he was caring his children. Now he deserves to be happy. But I think that he still loves Uma Thurman, unfortunately. But back then she said "I will always love Ethan". It' sad to see both separated. Although Ethan’s a celebrity he is a human being. So he has faults, but he is a moving father and he was a husband in love. Uma just thought on her career. When they were together Ethan didn’t shoot a lot because he was caring his children. Now he deserves to be happy. But I think that he still loves Uma Thurman, unfortunately. But back then she said “I will always love Ethan”. It’ sad to see both separated.

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]]> By: saintdevil http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14363 saintdevil Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:50:08 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/10264/ethan_hawke_sings_song_about_his_fat_beast_of_an_ex_wife_uma_thurman/#comment-14363 Well, Ethan... ...so you've got a low self esteem? That's your problem. By whining and cheating you made it Uma's, too. Isn't it time to get a handle on life and just let her be? Well, Ethan…

…so you’ve got a low self esteem?
That’s your problem.
By whining and cheating you made it Uma’s, too.

Isn’t it time to get a handle on life and just let her be?

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