'10
Honestly, I saw this completely new Life & Style cover, and I was hit with a heavy sense of déjà vu, but I just passed it off as “Well, I’ve been writing about the Kardashians too long.” But as Huffington Post points out, this cover is nearly identical to one Kim and Khloe did in September 2009. I covered it! I called the piece “Kim & Khloe’s diet secret: epic Photoshop”. Sometimes I impress myself with my genius! Haha. But I did include these lines: “Obviously, the Kardashian diet secret is “Photoshop”. Take a look at their legs! Now, both Kim and Khloe are curvy, voluptuous girls, even with some kind of extreme diet. There is absolutely no way in hell those are Khloe’s real thighs. And they Photoshopped away half of Kim’s ass! What the…?” Since Life & Style is repeating, I get to as well. In the new photo, I still think Khloe’s legs look Photoshopped, and Kim’s ass is still looking retouched to me. Here’s the old 2009 cover, plus the “new” interview with Khloe and Kim – it’s basically just an ad for Trim Spa:
Reality stars KIM and KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN have lost 10 pounds and 25 pounds, respectively, in the last year and look more confident than ever. Now, the sisters share their tips with Life & Style on how they’ve kept the weight off for almost a year—without depriving themselves!
Kim says eating breakfast is key. “Before, all I’d have for breakfast was a Grande Soy Chai Latte,” Kim tells Life & Style. Now, both sisters eat either oatmeal or eggs, turkey bacon and fruit. The reality star tells the mag she eats protein at every meal to fill up and makes sure not to deprive herself. “If I feel like a milk shake, I have one,” says Kim. And most important, they lean on each other for support. “Kim will always call me and be like, ‘Let’s go do boot camp!’ and that motivates me,” Khloé tells Life & Style.
The Kardashian’s are not the only stars looking bikini-ready this season. The Hills’ AUDRINA PATRIDGE and KRISTIN CAVALLARI recently hit the beach in Costa Rica looking toned and trimmed. Audrina’s secret? “When I’m sitting in front of the TV, I lift 5-pound weights or do squats,” she tells Life & Style. And Kristin rarely works out, but she sticks to a high-protein diet with a lot of fish, especially salmon, and tons of veggies.
[From Life & Style]
Eh. In the 2009 post I mentioned something about a “cocaine diet” but I’d like to revise my previous clever witticism. I think the Kardashian women “diet” on Photoshop and plastic surgery. And love!
Oh, crap! Kim also made the cover of Us Weekly’s “Diets That Work” and OK! Magazine’s “Boob Jobs, Botox & Lipo: Plastic Surgeons Tell-All!”. Ha.
Photos courtesy of HuffPo & CoverAwards.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Diets, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Photoshop
- How much work has Tom Cruise had done? [D-Listed]
- Marion Cotillard’s husband with their son [Lainey Gossip]
- Marion Cotillard gushes about her son [Popsugar]
- Bono to become world's richest musician[Fark]
- How awesome was the Community finale? [Pajiba]
- Courtney Stodden does Toddlers & Tiaras [Evil Beet]
- Funny or Die does Zooey Deshanel’s iPhone ad [Jezebel]
- What is Miley wearing now? [Celebslam]
- Tatum O’Neal still addicted to prescription drugs [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Kourtney Kardashian’s maternity style [Wonderwall]
28 Responses to “Kim & Khloe Kardashian’s “diet secrets”: Photoshop & laziness – again!”
Leave a Reply
By commenting you agree to our comment policy
Use the "Report this comment as spam or abuse" link to ask the moderators to delete a comment if it's offensive. If your comment disappears, it may have been eaten by the spam filter. Please e-mail cbcomments at gmail.com to get it retrieved.
Get an icon next to your name by signing up for a free Gravatar
Oh, PLEASE! Maybe I should just send all my photos off to be doctored and forget fighting the flab in real life!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Why is Life & Style running the same cover again with the same interview? It is a well known fact that the Kardashian’s have a deal with Life & Style, it is the only magazine that keeps them on the cover. They cover the same topics weight loss, working out, relationships, baby mason.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I am beginning to think Khloe is the most naturally attractive. I hate her mouth, but her cheekbones and eyes are killer, and it doesn’t look like she’s relying on a surgeon to get that way. *sigh* Kim is beginning to look like a cat going through a picket fence.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I don’t think I hate her mouth as much as I hate her lipliner. It’s really disgusting. In the picture from the old Life & Style, it doesn’t look so gross.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
@Pretty
Totally agree!! Khloe IS the prettiest without a DOUBT. Kim looks fake and Kourtney looks like she’s stuck in the midlde of the evolutionary process…
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I am sorry but all 3 look like Armenian Transvestites or Drag Queens.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
this was a deja vu moment for a quick sec!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
LOL
they’re so photo-shopped its not funny any more. Is this family the only people this magazine covers? Its over-kill on Kardashians.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Hit me. It’s okay, I deserve it.
I watched part of an episode of THAT show. I was bored, there was nothing on, I had too much ice cream and wasn’t thinking straight.
It’s true, Khloe is the most attractive of the three of them. Kim is so plastic and over made-up it’s frightening and Kourtney looks a lot like a mini-Kim, just not as self-absorbed. Khloe seemed actually normal-sized, with a pretty face that wasn’t caked with a ton of makeup.
Once you put them in context with other people, Kim looks like an alien.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
“Kim is beginning to look like a cat going through a picket fence.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love it!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
“And Kristin rarely work out…”
WHAT?! That girl stays in the gym and there are plenty of pap pics to prove it. That’s just a boldface lie.
Both Kardashian sisters are thicker than this, but we know this.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Will Thurston Howell the 3rd ever get the boot? BLEH
So what is the miracle pill & treatment lol
Report this comment as spam or abuse
HAHAHHAHA @ haphazart – Kourntey. You are so right!! Used to think she was gorgeous…not anymore!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
The reason they’re hawking Trim Spa is because Scott Dick is a bigwig with the company. And Kourt can’t use it since she’s nursing.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Not these fugly b**ches on the cover of Life & Style again!!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
they definitely photoshopped kims belly-its a 90 degree perfectly stright line-no one’s looks like that-not even people more in shape-muscles always make a shape different in the profile-they just seriously hacked off her stomach with a ruler
Report this comment as spam or abuse
While I don’t like these women, I don’t think they look that much “fatter’ in real life… in fact, I think they look like they’re all in pretty good shape so I don’t get why people keep calling that whore-y sister fat or thick or whatever else… I don’t remember ever thinking she looked “fat”.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Seriously? Havent we seen this exact same cover of them like 10 times? I am embarrassed for them and for life & Style! Kudos to Photoshop on this cover. The Kardashian sister have to be the people i couldnt care less about. I dont get the appeal? I dont love Paris, Nicole or some of the other tabloid infamous girls but I get the appeal since young and cute and actually do something with their lives. The Kardashian sisters were not blessed with looks or talent. I just dont get it- i have to think they pay for these covers.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Is it me or do these two look like strippers from some bad third world country where the style is very behind the times. Their hair and makeup is very 80′s and cheap looking.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
don’t these chicks do anything but pose in bikinis? they need to get real jobs.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
khloe’s head looks to big
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Kim looks like a witch in the first photo,and a beatle in the second one.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
only $2.99
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Ohhh please I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the Kardashians, BUT NO WAY IM STUPID OK?! I DONT BUY THAT BULLSHIT. There´s A LOT of photoshop there! Even a blind can see…
Kim looks like a cat due to BOTOX, she finaly admited on an interview for NBC last week. I mean I like then, but I HATE LIES… this is photoshoped completely!!! WE ALL KNOW!!! I personally find them beautiful the way they are, specially Kourt and Khloe because they are natural and are not trying to be the center of attention like Kim… But I´ve had enough of Bikini pictures… at least for now.
OK KIM WE GOT IT U EMBRACE YOUR CURVES, AND WE SHOULD ALL DO THE SAME! I GOT THE MESSAGE!!! QUICKTRIM IS THE SECRET, AHAM, OK… IM GONNA PRETEND I GOT THIS MESSAGE TOO.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
@rihanna I agree with you! People just think they were born into money because they portray themselves that way! They pretend to be rich! Kim and khloe used ray js mom credit and spend 200k without permission to shop for their store and brandy and ray mom said she didn’t understand why kim would steal money cause she thought she was born into money! Because kim pretends to be rich
Report this comment as spam or abuse
um, i still do not understand why they are famous or newsworthy.
the three bitch-ka-teers?
(muskateers)sp! lol
Report this comment as spam or abuse
You People are so right these girls make me sick…Ugly
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Ugly,Fake,Media Sluts.
Report this comment as spam or abuse