Enquirer: Daniel Craig has steamy gay kisses in gay bars

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This National Enquirer story just made my day. I needed this. A hottie, a gay bar, and some hot man-on-man action. You know why I love gay bars? The drinks are always stronger and the music is always better. This is probably how Daniel Craig feels too. According to the Enquirer, Daniel showed up at a gay bar in Venice, California with a “good-looking man”. They had a few drinks, shared a few laughs, danced to a few songs. Then they went out to a parking lot to make out. This story is turning me on so much:

007 hunk Daniel Craig shared a steamy kiss with a smoking-hot guy in the parking lot of a gay bar – leading patrons to wonder if the action star is bisexual!

Pulses raced when the 42-year-old “Casino Royale” star showed up at the Roosterfish bar in Venice, Calif., with a good-looking man on May 15.

After a few drinks, the two men hit the dance floor, and at the end of the night, they were spotted smooching outside, according to a stunned eyewitness. (The ENQUIRER contacted Craig’s rep about the kissing incident, but got no response.)

“At first, I thought Daniel might have come in with his gay friend to check out the live music. But when they started dancing together, I thought, ‘This is more than just two friends out for drinks,’” the source said.

[From The National Enquirer]

It’s like fan fiction for straight girls who get off on the occasional “hot man on hot man” pornographic fantasy (*raising hand*). In my mind, Daniel Craig’s special friend is well-built, dark, but not pretty. A little bit rough trade, a little bit Euro. Like a beefy Ed Westwick, mixed with Javier Bardem. For the purpose of my fantasy, I shall call him Javi. I imagine them dancing to Gaga’s “Bad Romance”. Daniel turns and twirls on the dance floor, and Javi’s hands find their way to Daniel’s slender hips. Their eyes meet… “I want your ugly, I want your disease…” Gaga sings. Daniel moves in, his lips faintly brushing Javi’s ear. “Let’s get out of here,” Daniel whispers. Javi moves in even closer, their chests against each other. “Yes,” Javi says hoarsely. They can’t even make it to the hotel down the road. Daniel presses Javi against a vintage Jaguar in the parking lot, kissing him softly at first, then harder, rougher…

Jesus, I need to stop.

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  1. Danielle says:

    Nooooooooooooo
    Say it ain’t so. One of my friends insists he’s gay but I won’t believe it. He will be mine one day.

  2. guesty says:

    if this is true…produce some pics…til then…am refusing to believe this!!!!

  3. KLO says:

    OMG, Kaiser…
    You really hit a spot with that one. (*giggle & blush*)

  4. meme says:

    WTF? James Bond is gay? HEY KAISER!!!!! What’s my imaginary boyfriend Jeremy Renner up to these days?

  5. Lilias says:

    LOL Sumodo! I totally saw this one coming as well. Oh well, now my fantasies will just have to include some man-on-man-on-woman action.

  6. Crash2GO2 says:

    Ha!

    As for Naomi – I just LOVE how she goes for such a demure look on her face when everyone knows she will fire off and rip a throat out at a moment’s notice.

    As for her dress? It makes her look dumpy. And after a certain age, your girls need a little support to look their absolute best.

  7. jen says:

    Research for a film ya think?

  8. irl says:

    I’m not hot for him but just don’t believe it unless there’s proof orhe says it was him. Probably a dude who looked like him.

  9. Ron says:

    The only person that witnessed them making out in the parking lot, on the west side of LA did not have a camera on his phone? Please. I have a great story about this one time that totally saw David Beckham and Robert Downey Jr making out in the parking lot of the Tasty Freeze……..

  10. Lola says:

    This is the clear winner for best written blog gossip of the day. Bravo.
    LOL

  11. Bonfire Beach says:

    Bravo, indeed. This was the best thing I’ve read all day.

  12. Victoria says:

    Yeah it would really KILL the James Bond image if one of them turned out to be gay! I mean Sean Connery (awosme Bond!) gay?! No!!!!! This guy cant be gay! No! He’s so smokin hot! Love him! I would also love 10 mins in a dark closet alone with him! ;)

  13. truthSF says:

    Jesus Kaiser, why did you stop?!!

  14. meme says:

    @victoria – hot? really? reminds me of a monkey.

  15. Peanut says:

    LOL…. oh Kaiser, you crack me up. :D

  16. snowball says:

    He just got married. I prefer the gay story.

    He does like to appear naked in his movies and he looks like a really rough kisser. Mmmmmm.

    Time to go watch sections of Layer Cake, Casino Royale and Flashbacks of a Fool.

  17. Maritza says:

    How awful for his girlfriend and just plain wrong. Just to think he is out kissing a guy and doing the nasty….ewwww!

  18. bizzy says:

    i can believe. what i can’t believe is that you’re a slasher. REPRESENT.

  19. GatsbyGal says:

    Ffffffffff….WRITE MORE KAISER.

  20. Macheath says:

    This man is beyond fugly. I hate that squinty pouty thing he always does. So not hot.

    @meme
    YES! I totally see monkey lmao!

  21. Hollowdoll says:

    I think it would make sense for 007 to at least Bi. There has to be gay spies that he has to track down and seduce! That would be so hot!

  22. Kaiser says:

    Thank you girls! Good to see I’m not the only straight girl who gets hot at the thought of some hot man-on-man action.

    I had to stop writing, because if I kept going, I wouldn’t be able to function!

    *thinking of Daniel Craig naked*

  23. gee_gee says:

    Video or it never happened!

  24. westcoaster says:

    The room just got very warm

  25. moocow says:

    That last paragraph almost perfectly described my encounter last weekend with a hot guy at a club.

    and I so hope this is true!

  26. JoGirl says:

    I would happily believe this story, except that I’ve been to Roosterfish on several occasions*, and they generally DO NOT have either dancing or live music.

    I call shenanigans!

    *I’m a bit of a ‘hag,’ if you know the vernacular

  27. alexandra says:

    I need a cold shower!! where is my rabbit…

  28. Leslye says:

    Don’t believe it. I think sometimes the *Enquirer* does the shotgun approach to their stories. Mix a little truth with mostly lies and keep America guessing and buying their rag.

  29. MamiwithM says:

    oh my…
    Honey, bless your sweet perverted heart.
    I don’t care if he’s gay, straight, Batman or Robin. I’d hit that like a piñata.

  30. Claire78 says:

    He is lovely. Wouldn’t be overly surprised if this was true. Lots of those English actors have a certain campness about them – Ewan McGregor, Robert Pattison, Jude Law etc…

  31. Mouse says:

    I’m not really a fan of Daniel Craig, too metrosexual for me. But I do love me some hot man on man action. =D

  32. Marjalane says:

    He’s always tweaked my gaydar. Sadly, (sniff) in the same way Hugh, (I love him anyway) Jackman does. Maybe that’s why they get along so well….and they both have funky looking beard wife/girlfriends. Why does homosexuality have to steal all the hot ones?

  33. slowjog says:

    I wondered about this when he paired up with Hugh Jackman who may be married but is of course gay. More power to them. Have fun and at least they put the toilet seat down.

  34. Twez says:

    very disappointed that there are no photos or footage of these gay kisses

  35. Ann says:

    And a thousand gay angels just got their wings.

  36. dizzybenny says:

    I think i just threw up in my mouth a little!!

  37. poppy says:

    The most humourless and charmless 007 ever.

  38. embertine says:

    While I don’t in the least believe this story, thanks to Kaiser I now have Daniel Craig/Mysterious!Stranger slash running around in my head.

    MAMA LIKE

  39. Kelly says:

    I think I was a gay man in a former life, either that or there was some terrible glitter-related chromosomal incident while I was being put together, or Im possessed by the spirit of a large shamanic drag queen. Virtually everything slutty guys dig, Im down with, for reasons Ive never been able to adequately explain, outside the abovementioned hypotheses.
    However, I do declare I find this story bogus. Smoking hot, but bogus. If D played both sides of the line, I would know, and more importantly, I would be there in that carpark with mood lighting, a discreet lens and words of encouragement that followed a steep arc into a breathless crescendo. And now Im creeping myself out so Ill go to bed.

    :-)

  40. emine says:

    you, meme, remind me so much of firesterter

  41. Jayla says:

    Darn it! I always thought he was gay!

  42. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    I find him rather ugly.

  43. girl x says:

    I’m a straight chick, but there is something very animalistic about two guys going at it. I would have loved to have seen that!

  44. Slymm27 says:

    Damn it, so effing horny right now., hold up, let me go take a shower!!

  45. Ted says:

    Daniel Craig may very well be gay, but who cares? He is ugly. Give me Seab Connery as Bond any day.

  46. WhiskeyRiver says:

    Well,I say this. Its rather sexy if he IS Bi,..and it looks as if he might just be.Since he has children with another woman,and plans to marry soon,with no shunning of the female persuasion outwardly,..Bi would be the bet to back.Yes,I would take that bet.It would be sad if he turned out to be ONLY Gay.You see,..Bi leaves room for a female to enjoy,well,certain fantasies. However,..fantasies about a Solidly Gay gentleman arent as yummy,since the woman fantasizing the tryst would KNOW that she is of the wrong type for him to enjoy.Wouldnt you think? Also,..a Bi fellow enjoys both sides,leaving room for both male and female to enjoy yummy thoughts.Fun for both sides!