Paris Hilton, surrounded by seamen. Shouldn’t she be monitored as a biological weapon? [The Blemish]
Hugh Jackman on the subway, looking like he wishes he was making out with Daniel Craig in the parking lot of a gay bar. [Dlisted]
Mother of Xenu, Paul Thomas Anderson (Magnolia) is directing a film loosely based on Scientology and L.Ron Hubbard – with Phillip Seymour Hoffman as “The Master”. Oh, and something about Reese Witherspoon and Jeremy Renner. PTA & PSH 4 Eva. [A Socialite Life]
Another hilarious Tom Cruise photo, with a Goopy cameo. [Agent Bedhead]
Nick Cannon announces a pregnancy – his dog‘s. [Bossip]
How f-cking cute is Vincent D‘Onofrio with his kid? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Inventor of “Shaved Bieber” software gets death threats. [PopEater]
Bedhead‘s “Men of SATC: Career Assessments”. [Pajiba]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley confirmed as the new Megan Fox. [ICYDK]
Sparkles is an artist too. He‘s so dreamy! [LimeLife]
Glen Beck mocks Malia Obama on his radio show. This sh-t is disgusting. [Gawker]
Rare gem: James MacAvoy news – he‘s cast in X-Men: First Class. [LaineyGossip]
Hilarious/sad photos of a young British gay boy getting his SATC poster signed by Sarah Jessica. [Celebslam]
My Lord, Miranda Kerr is a skinny bitch. [Yeeah]
One of the Olsens looking insane and totally ‘80s. [Evil Beet]
nice. 🙂
Nothing new here.
when ISN’T she surrounded by seamen of some sort?
God, I might be twisted, because I’ve really first read “Paris Hilton is surrounded by semen” …
Well, they stay at a good distance thanks to her gigantics feet.
Poor Paris; the jokes just continue to write themselves.
Love the pics of Hugh and Vincent with their kids. Vincent’s 2 year old looks like a little cherub.
LMAO@ the Nick Cannon headline ‘My Bitch is pregnant’. Somebody’s sleeping in the doghouse tonight. 😉
AS LONG AS THE NO TALENTED BITCH KEEP HER LEGS CLOSED THEN THE SAILORS WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT..
Never seen her look more at home.
thats very insinuative turn of phrase there-‘paris surrounded by seaman’
@frenchie: you’re not the only one who read that 😉
LOL at that headline! Those guys are gonna catch something standing that close to her.
wait…she’s still around?
This headline is so funny, this site ROCKS!!!
“Paris Hilton, surrounded by seamen”
The jokes write themselves.
why is she bright orange? Is Oompa-Loompa the new look?
That’s right, Paris. Tilt the hat to the left and open your mouth very wide so we don’t notice the wonky eye. Well done…
that whole pic just works since many seamen get std’s from whoring around and free healthcare. I mean Paris can get all herped out on their asses.
btw the hair is ugo and too 2003
Her feet are BOATS!
Most of those persons standing around her are Marine’s, not Seaman ya idjit!
i would have said “paris hilton covered in sea men”
Unusual?
She’s usually swimming in it and gargling it!
That headline was already on Gawker. It’s funny though.