Kelly Bensimon is still batsh-t crazy, just FYI. If you happen to run into her, don’t meet her eye, don’t turn your back, but just back away slowly and find the nearest police officer. Either that, or Stop, Drop and Roll. I forget. So ever since Kelly’s televised meltdown hit the airwaves of Bravo a few weeks ago, most people have been like, “Seriously, this bitch needs to get a grip… of a board-certified psychiatrist.” Last week, Us Weekly even ran an interesting story about what happened behind-the scenes on that trip to St. John: basically, Kelly was nutburgers and sat on her bed, rocking and crying, telling producers, “Bethenny wants to kill me.”

But Kelly still doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with her, of course. It’s everybody else. Everybody else has the problem. Not Kelly. But Kelly has the solution! She recorded what Gawker is referring to as “a homemade after school special-style PSA to explain it all away.” Kelly’s message? She was bullied, and everyone should be aware of bullying!

At some point, when you’re sitting down to record a budget PSA on an ugly chair, sitting in what I think is probably Kelly’s Lair of Crazy, and yammering on about bullying, don’t you know that, at some point, you ARE in fact crazy? Or, as Gawker puts it:

Yes, she was a victim of terrible, terrible bullying, presumably at the hands of all the other mean old Housewives. That’s why she’s been doing strange fever-dances and yelling at trees all season long. We realize that by posting this we’re just feeding into her masochistic desire for attention, but we feel you could all benefit from the video’s healing message: Never gang up on a person who’s having “an episode” because they’ll later make a PSA about it and you’ll probably have to watch it. The more you knowwwwwww.

[From Gawker]

In other RHONY news, Sonja was arrested for DWI on Memorial Day. She refused to take a Breathalyzer, always a good sign. Drunk bitch. She could have killed someone.

Kelly on May 2 & April 5, 2010. Credit: BRJ & RAM/Fame.