Jessica Biel’s Pucci gown – trashy, boring or lovely?

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It’s not that I dislike Jessica Biel’s Pucci gown on general principle. I just don’t understand why Jessica always wears full-length gowns to premieres, and I don’t understand how even when wearing a gown, she can still look so hastily pulled-together and budget. The gown itself is okay – I’m not crazy about the weird black lace inset, but whatever, it’s interesting. The cut of the skirt does nothing for Jessica’s famous figure, though. Is it supposed to be that baggy and loose?

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Oh, and Justin Timberlake didn’t come. He rarely shows up for Jessica’s stuff, and she always shows up for his stuff. Interesting. Anyway, this was all for The A-Team premiere in LA. I didn’t think Liam Neeson would show up, but he did! He looks sad and lovely. I would run away with him in a hot minute. Look at these lovely eye crinkles:

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Bradley Cooper, meh. After a real man like Liam, Bradley just looks like a douchey pretty boy.

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And the group shot:

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Eh. I actually think this movie is probably going to do pretty well at the box office, and I’m okay with that. Just because of Liam… I want him to have massive success no matter what. Let’s just look at more pretty pictures of Liam. Here’s one of Liam and Ramage (“Canada is gay“) Jackson:

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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82 Responses to “Jessica Biel’s Pucci gown – trashy, boring or lovely?”

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  1. andrea says:

    gown, love it.

  2. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Boring and Ugly. Horrible dress. It doesn’t make you look hawt at all. It doesn’t make her look pretty or anything. I don’t see why she didn’t consider that before wearing that dress.

  3. zigan says:

    ….not good at all

  4. DoMaJoReMc says:

    Trashy…. IMO

    I think the dress would have looked better if it were all white, rather than the lace cut-outs. : /

    Also, about Liam Neeson LOVE, LOVE, LOVE HIM! <3

  5. Leek says:

    I love it, too.

  6. Lynn says:

    Love it! It looks Romanesque.

  7. lucy2 says:

    I kind of like the dress, but the cutout is a little odd for me.
    I’m still trying to figure out why Liam Neeson agreed to do this movie. I do like him very much, but sorry, I want this one to tank, otherwise I fear sequels.

  8. GatsbyGal says:

    I don’t get that black lacy part in the middle. I’ve no idea what’s happening there.

  9. Kelbear says:

    I made a face at first glance but I actually like it! Its different but a nice different.

  10. city says:

    lovely. i am so sad for liam. what a horrible thing to loose the love of his life that way…..i thought i was the only one who loves the eye crinkles…

  11. Annie says:

    Meh

  12. Dorothy says:

    I just looked on IMDB and did you know that Brian Bloom is one of the writers? Remember Brian Bloom – Dusty from As the World Turns and he also dated Debbie I mean Deborah Gibson??!! He is SOOOOO cute!

    Oh and I hate the dress.

  13. Julie says:

    Like the dress, but who cares. Liam is hotter than ever!

  14. Linda says:

    Not for everyone but she can carry that dress off. She looks spectacular.

  15. B says:

    Toga toga toga

  16. M says:

    I don’t really like the lace middle…but otherwise nice. A little safe….but nice.

  17. debbie says:

    I like the dress…it is modern and edgy. It mnakes her tush look great! She is beautiful…in a very natural way. I wish Justin would grow up already…she is a catch!

  18. Smith says:

    I think she looks fabulous! I’m a big fan of pictures of Jessica. She’s just so boring and off as an actress, not quite Megan Fox territory but whenever I’m unfortunate enough to see her in a movie, her lack of skill and acting chops distracts me.

    Speaking of Ms. Fox, even the one minute trailers for Jonah Hex (I think she utters two lines) make me so sad. She’s. Just. So. Awful.

    How can anyone act in a scene with her?
    Out.

  19. Oi says:

    Why is she considered ‘beautiful’? She needs some serious hair help too.

  20. Feebee says:

    It’s interesting rather than boring but not much more for me. Except it’s a little much for the A Team. Looks like everyone except for Jessica and Bradley got the email, like Yes it’s a premiere but it’s the A Team’s premiere.

  21. meme says:

    Jessica’s dress is meh and so is she. Liam probably needed the paycheck as it’s way too talented for this crap. Bradley Cooper looks like Ralph Fiennes creepy little brother. This movie will make a fortune. People like crap.

  22. Eileen Yover says:

    Love it and she looks stunning here…am I generally am not a fan.

    And HELLO Liam is so debonair! Love him!

  23. Me says:

    The dress is interesting, I think I like it. It makes me said to see Liam without his wedding ring on. Not because he should still be wearing, but just the reason why he isn’t :-(.

  24. Jackson says:

    I’m going with lovely. I don’t think she is especially attractive, but this is probably the best I’ve seen her look – maybe ever.

    Love Liam.

  25. mamalama says:

    I think the dress looks unfinished – like it has potential, but hasn’t quite gotten there yet.

  26. serena says:

    cute outfit.. but that ring! omg it sucks!

  27. Atticus says:

    I’m surprised by how much I LOVE the dress! I’m also meh on Jessica Biel but she really does pull that dress off when most couldn’t. Oh Liam…agree, I wish nothing but the best for that fine gentleman.

  28. mary jane says:

    Liam is beautiful. I adore him. So nice to see him here looking well.

    I’ve stayed in the “Liam Neeson penthouse suite” at the Fitzpatrick Hotel in NYC several times (sounds much more expensive than it is).

    There’s a lovely black and white photo of him smoking a cig in the hallway and for years it was my cell phone pic.

  29. LindyLou says:

    The dress would have looked better on someone else. I don’t get why people think she is beautiful. She is totally fugly. And she such a stuckup bitchy narssistic a-hole. Total nasty package.

  30. Paige says:

    The dress is ok, her hair is gorgeous!

  31. Lee says:

    I also think the dress is lovely. And she looks lovely in it. It highlights her great figure, and it does so without the usual in-your-face-fake-cleavage so typical in Hollywood. Her posing is also a nice relief from the pose-hard versions we see from pretty-boy Cooper’s girlfriend.

    Love Liam.

  32. Tia C says:

    Isn’t Pucci usually more colorful? She’s beautiful, but bland. The dress kind of goes along with that.

  33. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Did she make this out of the scraps of LiLo’s dress from Cannes? B/c it looks like some trash that LiLo would wear. Fug.

  34. ganjagirl says:

    jessica looks beautiful….liam really does look ‘sad and lovely’…and timberlake is a PRICK

  35. Eileen Yover says:

    Mary Jane you HAVE to post that online with a link! I LOVE LOVE LOVE him!

  36. CB Rawks says:

    Sighhh I love Liam.

  37. Sassy says:

    Hate the dress. LOVE Liam. YUM.

  38. Cinderella says:

    Jessica is looking better now than she has in a long time. The dress works for her body.

    Maybe she’s getting some from somewhere else.

  39. original kate says:

    boring. everything about this chick is boring. on the other hand, liam looks great – nice to see him out & about.

  40. Heather says:

    I’m indifferent about the dress, but Jessica looks beautiful here!

    And I totally agree about Liam and Bradley! I had a good laugh at that comment.

  41. Really says:

    Dorothy- THANK You for pointing that out- I remember Brian Bloom! I was in love with him forever. I still remember a boy on my school bus that looked just like him and I had the biggest crush ever!
    I don’t like her, but like the dress.

  42. missmilly says:

    Dangit, Liam is looking old…I’ve just been in denial these past few years…I guess that means I am getting old too…grrr

  43. Me says:

    I see all the pain engraved in Liam’s eyes and it makes me want to cry.

  44. Lisa says:

    Luvvvv Liam….

  45. Carrie says:

    I just wish Liam so much future happiness in his life- he’s such a sexy man and a good actor, and he and Natasha were so lovely together.

  46. Alarmjaguar says:

    I like it, esp in the last pic. There the black part really emphasizes her waist. I also like her, can’t help it.

  47. Lynnie says:

    Best part of the post: Liam N. and this line about him and Bradley Cooper, “Bradley Cooper, meh. After a real man like Liam, Bradley just looks like a douchey pretty boy.”
    🙂 🙂 🙂

  48. RobN says:

    Love Liam, but the John Travolta hair dye and plugs are just sad. I thought he was going to be the Sean Connery type who just says the hell with it, but apparently we’re going full on plugs and dye.

  49. L says:

    Ah Liam. I heart him. I also agree that it’s good to see him out and about.

    He seems to have been making some odd movie choices since Natasha’s passing (Chloe, Clash of the Titans, A-Team) I’m 100% looking forward to seeing him as Abraham Lincoln next year (what an amazing casting job!)

  50. jessica says:

    I like her shoes, that’s about it.

  51. skibunny says:

    I’m not crazy about the dress but she looks really pretty. Terrible actress though.

  52. adnovitam says:

    Liam has NOT had hairplugs, so get off that wagon.

  53. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named says:

    I actually really like this dress.

  54. Lilias says:

    The dress looks like a toga. The type some sorority skank would put together out of a sheet and a nightie.

    Liam is gorge as usual. This movie will tank-the previews are terrible. And the A-Team was an awful show. People thought it was camp and cheesy. You can’t just make movies out of everything from the past. Some stuff really belongs there.

  55. mary jane says:

    Oh Eileen you’re cute! I threw away that cellphone and just searched my downloaded photos and not one “hallway” photo there…I am annoyed with myself! I totally would have posted a link.

    You’ll just have to go stay there!

  56. snowball says:

    Love the dress, I love the way it drapes on her. If she didn’t have a killer bod, it would look like crap.

    Liam is so awesome, but he is hard to look at without my heart cracking a little bit still. This confirms how old I am, but I felt that way about Robert Wagner when Natalie Woods died too.

    Ugh, Bradley Cooper. I wish I knew why he gets more annoying everytime I see him. He looks like he’s trying way too hard to be hot and is really looking like some pedo version of Ted Bundy instead.

  57. california angel says:

    The back of the dress is really pretty and accentuates her body nicely. I just want to finish sewing the front though.: )

  58. Ron says:

    She looks beautiful, but I am really tiring of the Frankenstein shoes already.

  59. ganjagirl says:

    i think the black and white liam foto mentioned in above posts is from schindler’s list and is online….if that is same foto you guys are talking about

  60. glowing says:

    she looks pretty, but def has had her fish lips injected and the nose narrowed.

  61. Perla says:

    Sharlto Copley is rather creepy looking, yet I’m very attracted to him. Gah! Conflicted!

  62. TeeTee says:

    is that a snail trail on the back of her dress, hope she has underwear on.
    smdh

  63. Beth says:

    The dress is nice but it would have looked so much better if it didn’t have the black lace. She and Bradley look really overdressed for this premiere.

  64. lolo says:

    Liam Neeson is such a beautiful man. How did he become so good looking? One of the most beautiful older men in the showbiznizz.

  65. JuneBug says:

    Dusty from ASWT? He was so cute in 1985!! One of the ASWT guys works out at my gym, but I can’t remember his name (I watched it one summer 25 years ago)

    anyway, i think JB looks very pretty here. I still think she’s a limp noodle, no backbone wimp who is in love with a dork!

  66. Mouse says:

    Ugly AND boring. (And just to clarify, I’m talking about the dress, not the actor.)

    So true, there is something so sexy about the eye crinkles! Lovely Liam does look a bit sad, somehow it adds to the sexy factor. I just want to give him a big smooch!

  67. hm. says:

    napkin, doily, tablecloth

  68. g says:

    The dress a little too plain jane but like the concept however.

    Still little unsure about the wearer though.

    Something missing there or something-yet at times she’s really beautiful.

    Almost as though she’s too perfect and statuesque maybe?

  69. a says:

    LOVE the dress

  70. Shane says:

    Beautiful woman in a beautiful dress. No debate. I don’t see how anyone could bash this.

  71. Sally says:

    Dress is ok, but the shoes make it look trashy.

  72. stylefile says:

    Boring dress, such a let down for being Pucci. It’s a trying hard to be a “goddess” dress but for a lazy-ass one. Or, you know, for a sex-worker masquerading as one.

    The lace inserts, for me, are the only interesting thing going on. I’d co-sign on the concept but the execution is very poor.

    Love the shoes and the ring tho, I’d give her that.

  73. Pumak says:

    Its a fantastic dress, she is ansolutely beautiful, she looks amazing and classy

  74. Pumak says:

    Its a fantastic dress, she is ansolutely beautiful, she looks amazing and classy

  75. ViktoryGin says:

    Trashy? No. Ugly? Yes.

  76. Harper says:

    She looks so stupid in a full gown. The gown is nice but not for this. In the full shot with the cast she looks cheap.

  77. paranel says:

    This dress is down right ugly even on a beautiful girl, let alone on her.

  78. Cheryl says:

    I think she’s right about herself again: she’s just too beautiful for this dress.

  79. crazydaisy says:

    Lovely dress. And she looks gorgeous in it.

    Also, I think by definition, a Ball Gown should be full length. It’s just the way things are. Or should be in a perfect world.

  80. ChinaCat says:

    I love the dress but I think it’s the wearer that’s making it look bad. I would look MUCH better in it than JB does. (I just don’t find her attractive at all.)
    Liam is wonderful… probably just working alot to keep hisself busy… I would too (hope he’s got his sons with him though).
    Wasn’t Brian Bloom in “Blossom” or that “Full House” crap years ago? I semi-remember him (name more than face)…