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Lindsay Lohan is still considered a suitable “model”

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There are a bunch of new Lindsay Lohan photos from the past few days – it seems like our little Lohan has been doing little else than obey the terms of her probation, and shop, smoke cigarettes, and hang out, and do a little modeling. I would bitch about it, but this is the healthiest Lindsay has been in years. Of course she’s still probably taking Adderall and God knows what kind of industrial crack her dentist prescribed. But she has been looking remarkably better. So she’s been getting some work – modeling work. These photos – of Lindsay from the back, in the bra and panties – are of Lindsay doing a photo shoot on the Malibu beach, allegedly for German Vogue. Fame Pictures has more:

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Lindsay Lohan shows off her hunting skills on Malibu Beach in Malibu, CA on June 5, 2010 where the court monitored blonde brandished a bow and arrow for acclaimed photographer Ellen Von Unweth. Despite being on such a scandalous looking photo-shoot Lohan still had to wear her SCRAM anklet which she skillfully concealed under a pair of uggs.

[From Fame Pictures]

Some people are choosing to make fun of Lindsay’s slightly bloated stomach in these photos, which I actually think is kind of cheap. Sure, her body could be better, and yes, she’s made the choice to put herself out there on a public beach in her panties – but still, let’s keep in mind, people: it could be a lot worse. Why am I defending this sober crackhead? I don’t know. I guess it’s the realization that she still thinks she’s so awesome and gorgeous, and she’s just… not. When I see her liquor-and-crack gut, I can only imagine how jacked her crackface is for this photo shoot, and it just makes me sad.

In addition to the Malibu shoot, Lindsay recently did a photo shoot with… I’m not sure who. But Ali was there for several shots, and then, of course, Lindsay took off her shirt and posed for some topless pics. It amazes me that Lindsay still thinks people are all about her body… and it amazes me that some people actually are enamored with her body. Just because her boobs still look good (and they kind of do, really), doesn’t mean that she’s not one of the craziest crackheads in Hollywood.

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Malibu photos courtesy of Fame Pictures. Other photos courtesy of The Superficial and Hollywood Tuna.

Written by Kaiser

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Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Models


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45 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan is still considered a suitable “model””

  1. Joseph says:

    She can still sell magazines I’m sure. But, that’s about all she can sell. (Besides her ass)

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  2. kai says:

    annie leibovitz?? not bad.

    did ali have a nose job?

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  3. Mika says:

    Those are some saggy boobs for a 23 year old.

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  4. Steve says:

    I think her body looks fine – quite good, actually – and the ‘stomach’ is a result of her arching her back in that pose, imo.

    Gotta be careful about describing a starlet as looking “fat”, particularly one who has had an eating / image disorder in the past (remember Karen Carpenter).

    If anything, she’s still a *bit* too thin, but much better than she was a couple years ago and certainly within the realm of ‘perfect’.

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  5. serena says:

    well the black and white photos are kind of good, but still a way to go.

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  6. credit whare it’s due she usually does amazing photo shoots. she looks cool, it’s just a little belly ffs it’s not like she’s obese lol
    keep up the good work Lilo! x

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  7. Lisa says:

    This is what happens to your boobs when you have at least two sets of implants put in and taken out before you’re 25.

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  8. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Ali does have potential…she photos really well, much better than she looks in person, the camera seems to love her

    Don’t want to go near Lindsay as no doubt everyone and media outlet will say how fab she is, but give her a couple of years max and she’ll be back to a mess again…seen it all before

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  9. Constance says:

    Her boobs have been fake since she was like 16, so they better look decent. Sadly, the rest of her body is trash. The body freckles they always wash out with PS are so disgusting…

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  10. sdca says:

    The belly has been mentioned on other blogs for it’s ‘crack connection’ ie, not b/c she is ‘fat’, but coke bloat, alcohol bloat, etc, etc.

    She doesn’t look healthy-but she does look marginally *better*.

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  11. Ruffian9 says:

    For the tender age of 23….she looks like s**t

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  12. Fae says:

    She looks fine to me. She’s what, a 30/32 DD? If they were uber perky they’d look fake as fuck (unless she’d lived in zero-G all her life). Trust me, I went to an all-girls high school- I’ve seen more unfettered young ta-tas than Rick Salomon.

    She looks healthy, for once. IMO anyway, but sod it. I agree with me and that’s all that matters.

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  13. Darlene says:

    I think her body looks great. I’d be thrilled to be her shape.

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  14. aury says:

    what the hell happened to her nipples in the last photo?! the hair doesn’t do much in the way off covering anything, & those things are fucking MISSING.

    as for the rest of the photos, it never ceases to amaze me how she keeps getting work. especially given her reputation.

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  15. Green Is Good says:

    *Eye roll* This sex kitten act of hers is tired and boring. She’s not sexy, she’s cheap and trashy.

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  16. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    @Kai- that is not Annie Leibowitz, it is Ellen von Unweth.

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  17. ruru says:

    eh, I think her body looks normal – it’s not a Hollywood body because she doesn’t go a gym everyday. I think her tits look awful though.

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  18. CB Rawks says:

    I hate her nose. It’s weird and sharp and the nostrils are like batwings.
    I know, it’s surprising to notice something like that given the distracting cracked-out greasy mess she usually shoves at us. But there you are. :)

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  19. margo says:

    I don’t see her appeal and how she still gets work

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  20. vi says:

    mika if you think her boobs are saggy you haven’t seen enough big boobs. where do you expect them to be? around her chin? she has large breasts, of course they’re not going to look the same as a b cup!
    i think she looks reasonably well in these photos. the bad dye job is ageing her of course

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  21. lucy2 says:

    I call this series “Scary Homeless Girl in Underwear Finds Bow and Arrow on Beach.”

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  22. ronr says:

    Wow, she has a flap for a butt!

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  23. mojoman says:

    When I first saw the header picture (without reading the caption) I thought that was Britney Mangledweave-spears!

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  24. sunny says:

    I thought she was Pamela Anderson before I read it to see it was actually her!

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  25. Brittney says:

    @ Mika… seriously? I don’t see anything saggy about those. and age really doesn’t have anything to do with the force of gravity on the mass of large boobs.

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  26. jover says:

    I agree Margo with so many real models out there looking for work how can LiHo be favored over them other than the media and advertisers absorption in celebrity life even z-listers like LiHo.

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  27. mr. stinky fishface says:

    Where the hell are her nipples?! FREAKY!

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  28. Orbit says:

    Prehistoric man apparently could design and construct lingerie and Uggs, but left the important stuff–making bows and arrows–to the five-year-olds.

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  29. Mrs Odie 2 says:

    Poo poo on the douchebag who says freckled skin is ugly. Some of us are born with it, like others have black skin or brown skin. Redheads have freckles. It’s how we are.

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  30. Larissa says:

    I am not going to hate on her or anything, she has a good body and a not so horrible face, again she is not a full time model (even tho that is the most she does lately).
    I am just insulted on how publications think that we still wanna see that trainwreck , glamuralizing the fuck up she is and that is sexy? that is trendy? wtf????
    She might be “doing better”, and I wish she does, but for now she is just obeying so she won´t go to jail! As soon as she finishes her probation then we will see if she is a changed person at all.

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  31. ogechi says:

    If she could, all the best to her.

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  32. vi says:

    i don’t think freckles are disgusting .i think they’re really pretty actually.

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  33. Jessica says:

    She looks gorgeous! It’s her HEAD that’s screwed up!

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  34. bellaluna says:

    She’s behaving while she has to; as soon as she doesn’t, she’ll be back to her old cracked-out self in no time.

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  35. meme says:

    i wonder how much those boobs cost? she overpaid because at her age you should still be able to pass the pencil test and that ain’t happening here.

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  36. Lynn says:

    @Mika – those are NOT saggy boobs! They look pretty good and round to me.

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  37. ChinaCat says:

    Gosh, she’s just gross… e’en “cleaned up.”

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  38. Aspen says:

    Women with small breasts, who are in the majority and therefore more catered to in fashion, have declared large breasts to be ugly, skanky, droopy, floppy, flabby, disgusting, saggy, and any number of other nasty names. This has gone on for so long and implants have become so normal that natural melons have become a society-wide target for general ridicule and disdain.

    I have very large natural breasts and I spent most of my youth hiding them and hating them because everyone called them these ugly names and accused me of dressing like a tramp if I wore something more fitted than a mumu. I wore a tshirt once…just a regular tshirt tucked into my jeans…and a female co-worker tried to have me sent home to change because my breasts were “so out there.”

    Can’t help it. God put ‘em there, not me.

    Given how Lohan has looked over the past year, she looks fantastic in these photos…and those breasts are pretty fabulous.

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  39. Aspen says:

    and before everyone tosses me into a fire, let me point out that I don’t mean EVERY woman with average to smaller breasts is nasty to their larger-chested gender peers. I mean that the fashion industry and a lot of women with smaller breasts have done this over a very long time until it’s societally “normal” to hold these judgments and opinions.

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  40. I Choose Me says:

    Her breats look great to me. And I love freckles, even on her. I love natural red hair as well, there’s just something so fascinating to me about red-heads. Anywho, I think Linds can look really pretty sometimes but I just don’t get why her crack ass is still relevant at this point.

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  41. mollination says:

    God, she really does have great tits though. I can’t deny it, hate her as I do.

    **And I really like those little boots with the fur and fringe. Yes, I’m trash.

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  42. Mr Big says:

    As if any of you losers calling her ugly or fat wouldn’t do her if you had a chance. You’re probably spanking your meat right now. I swear, geeks on a soapbox.

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  43. Yes, but who wouldn’t hit that?

    Not me, but still.

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