When I was just doing the CMT fashion post, I neglected to put in photos of the Jersey Shore people, who walked the red carpet and were invited and everything for some reason. I don’t consider them celebrities, and I don’t give a sh-t what they’re wearing. But they were there, and they were mingling. Guess who they were drawn to? Guess who gave them attention? John Mayer, of course. Mayer has been trying to keep a lower profile the past few months after his Playboy douche implosion, but there has been news about him here and there, and you can tell that he’s still got the douche/famewhore itch. He wants so badly to tweet some bullsh-t, he wants so badly to stage some f-cked up photos, he wants so badly to hold a press conference outside of a club or gym. But for now he’ll pose for photos with The Situation, both of them showing off their abs… or lack there of.

The look on Mayer’s face is particularly telling. Like he’s ashamed of himself, with a hint of remembrance of when he used to do this sh-t all the time. Like, “How far the douche has fallen…” A year ago, this wouldn’t have been newsworthy, because Mayer would have already tweeted some bullsh-t about dipping his dick in hot sauce and making his dog lick it off.

And am I the only one disturbed by Mayer’s stomach?