Tom Cruise called Angelina Jolie while she was still in Namibia to congratulate her on the birth of Shiloh Nouvel, but he soon tried to sneak his creepy cult Scientology into the conversation - by asking Jolie to pick up an “award” for her charity work from the Celebrity Scientology Center in Hollywood:

Rick Ross of CultNews.com points out that Cruise forgot that Jolie’s significant other has a lot of experience with the cult. Brad Pitt reportedly dumped idiot Juliette Lewis back in the early 90s due to her involvement with Scientology.

Now that the details of the prenup between Tom and Katie have been worked out, Katie’s parents are reportedly anxious for her to marry Tom and get her hands on the dough. She stands to make $3 million for every year she’s marrie to the crazy half-pint, with a $33 million cap on her divorce settlement. If she leaves Tom now, she could lose custody of the supposed baby, according to an “insider,” but if she marries him she stands to get some cash and has a better chance at keeping Suri.

Where the hell is Suri, anyway?!

The header image was taken during in Aberdeen during promotion for MI3. [via]