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Heather Mills in TWO more porn books; denies she was a hooker (NSFW)


Heather Mills, of course, had to open her big mouth to deny that she was a high paid hooker back in the 80s and early 90s, as was reported in convincing detail yesterday in The News of the World.

Mills says she’s going to sue News of the World, uh, when her divorce is final. Yeah, right. She’s just threatening legal action to make it look like the story’s false, but she won’t take it to court because she can’t prove it’s not true.

Now TWO more books have come out showing Heather nude and simulating sex . We can’t wait to hear how she’s going to address these pictures, because you know she’s going to say something stupid trying to defend herself:

TWO more graphic publications featuring Lady Heather Mills McCartney emerged yesterday — threatening to widen her rift with husband Sir Paul.

The ex-model posed for hard core porn pictures in an X-rated US booklet crammed with snaps of sex scenes.

In the 1988 book, titled Sexual Secrets, she is seen performing a sex act, indulging in bondage and simulating full sex…

The sleeve of Sexual Secrets calls it a “photographic journey” through “exotic love acts”. The book contains no words…

Meanwhile last night it emerged that Heather — who split from Macca last month after four married years — was also pictured in a top-shelf French magazine.

It is thought she appeared in a number of graphic poses.

Last night rocker Sir Paul, 63 was bracing himself for the latest revelations. A pal said: “This will be yet another bombshell for him.

“Heather always insisted her modelling past just included a sex guide. But Paul’s since been made aware just how pornographic some pictures are. He has always thought the Press were out to get her and exaggerating her colourful past — but now he just isn’t sure. He’s not sure how much he can believe what she’s saying — even about her alleged past as a hooker.

“They’re still talking as they have to think about their two-year-old daughter Beatrice. But the conversations aren’t as amicable as they were.”

Some readers think McCartney is funding the research into Heather’s raunchy past in order to avoid losing a significant portion of his estate in the divorce. This seems like the most plausible explanation to us. The papers are saying how surprised and devastated he is by all this, which sounds a bit too put-on for our taste. Reader Millie thinks that the British press might just be out for blood now that the divorce is underway. Either way, Heather needs to shut up and hide out until this passes over. She’s coming off as an even less sympathetic character.

Here are Heather and Paul on the celebrity edition of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire.” He looks quite uncomfortable, and it is said that Heather forced him to do the show. She leans away from Paul and her body language is telling.

That video is part one of three.
Part two of “Who wants to be a Millionaire” with Paul and Heather
Part three of “Who wants to be a Millionaire” with Paul and Heather

And here are the raunchy pictures.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Divorces, Heather Mills, Paul McCartney, Scandals

3 Responses to “Heather Mills in TWO more porn books; denies she was a hooker (NSFW)”

  1. hahaha this just keeps getting better. why do these people think things like this won’t come back to haunt them?

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  2. Looking at those pictures is giving me horrible 1980s flashbacks. Oh, the hair!

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  3. How could Paul NOT have known about her Xtra kinky past?! He’s a bizillionaire. He’s controlling. He must have done a background check on her. He’s pulling the stops out now because he’s sick of Lady Porno hogging the limelight. This x-rated background will make the divorce easy for him. Paul was holding the Aces all along.

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