When Kim Kardashian is murdered by Justin Bieber’s fans, will we mourn?

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Kim Kardashian spent the weekend doing her favorite thing in the world, famewhoring in a bikini. First she posed for paparazzi photos in a leopard-print bikini, hanging out with Christina Aguilera, who I guess is her new best friend. Then she waded into the ocean (this time wearing a dress) with Justin Bieber. She and The Bieb are tight now – they met at the White House Correspondents’ dinner a few months ago, and after Kim and The Bieb posed for some photos together, his fans (the Biebettes) basically threatened to kill Kim with her own ass or something. So you can imagine the reaction the Biebettes are having right now, after Kim posted this photo (header) on her Twitter of her TOUCHING the holy Bieb hair.

The Bieb got into it too, posing for yet another photo and writing on his Twitter, “Photoshoot on the beach….ummmm yeah. I told her to watch out…I love my fans.”

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You know what? I actually think so little of Kim that I’m betting she and The Bieb knocked boots. You know he tried to put the move on her, and she was all “Eh, why not? My pedicure appointment isn’t for another hour.” So now comes the inevitable Biebette hatred for Kim. Have at her, Biebettes. You’ll find her in her bikini, sunning herself.

TV Star Kim Kardashian spent time laying about while texting, enjoying a drink, reading the latest issue of Elle Magazine, and occasionally readjusting her leopard print bikini at a hotel near South Beach in Miami, FL on June 12, 2010. Kim was in Miami attending the bachelorette party of friend Simone Harouche. Fame Pictures, Inc

TV Star Kim Kardashian spent time laying about while texting, enjoying a drink, reading the latest issue of Elle Magazine, and occasionally readjusting her leopard print bikini at a hotel near South Beach in Miami, FL on June 12, 2010. Kim was in Miami attending the bachelorette party of friend Simone Harouche. Fame Pictures, Inc

TV Star Kim Kardashian spent time laying about while texting, enjoying a drink, reading the latest issue of Elle Magazine, and occasionally readjusting her leopard print bikini at a hotel near South Beach in Miami, FL on June 12, 2010. Kim was in Miami attending the bachelorette party of friend Simone Harouche. Fame Pictures, Inc

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  1. Roasted says:

    No I wouldn’t care.

  2. Just a Poster says:

    OMG the title is totally cracking me up!

  3. Carrie says:

    Isn’t she 29? And isn’t he 16? So why is she hanging around with him, flirting and posting pictures?

    Am I the only one feeling uncomfortable with this?

  4. Marjalane says:

    No. And I’ll be happy to wear a red dress and dance at the afterparty.

  5. LindyLou says:

    In some places she’d be considered a pedophile….just sayin’

  6. bellaluna says:

    Umm, no. And I didn’t even have to read the article to arrive at that determination.

  7. BiggieShortie says:

    I think, as with all else this skank does, that this is merely a publicity thing.
    I wouldn’t be shocked if they did knock boots, either.
    I think this is a mutual scheme.

  8. Melinda says:

    The title is hilarious. And no, I will not be mourning.

  9. javagirl1 says:

    Sadly I am a fan of Kim Kardashian. Not sure why, maybe its because she comes across as an ok person for a celebrity. However, if she jacks her face one more time…I will seriously have to rethink things!

  10. Q says:

    Responding to the poll question: NO.

    Responding to the allegations of statutory rape and pedophilia: Heck yeah it is. Just because it’s a teenage dude’s dream doesn’t make it OK.

  11. Sarah says:

    You know I may be alone in this but I don’t hate her. I’m rather envious of her actually (not because of her infatuation with the child Bieber). She’s gorgeous, rich, famous, and didn’t have to do anything to become so. Yes, she’s a famewhore but she is only that way because she can be. lol. If everyone would stop caring what she did 24/7 then she’d stop whoring herself out for everyone’s viewing/reading pleasure. That’s my two cents on it anyhow.

  12. maya says:

    This was for an upcoming episode on “The City” the reality show that comes on MTV. Kim and Justin will be featured on the show. It is hilarious that Justin’s fans are upset about this. Why are Justin Bieber’s fans so crazy? He looks like a teenage girl.

  13. Jeri says:

    Wears a dress in the water and a bikini to pose. Smart Kim. Bieber gets her picture taken, so whatever…

  14. Lulu says:

    Do you know, that there are some countries that people have absolutely NO IDEA who the f*** is this Bieber kid? Am I missing something?

  15. ligeia says:

    go kim! have at that yummy fresh jailbait meat! lololol

  16. qb says:

    The surgeons will mourn.

  17. maria says:

    The top image is such a cute photo of Lily Munster and the little girl from next door. What was this post about again?

  18. Tia C says:

    @ Maya: Thanks for the clarification. I was wondering why KK has been spending so much time with this weird Bieber kid. You are right, he does look like a teenage girl. With a really fugly hairdo.

  19. Q says:

    @ Sarah – nothing, except sell a sex tape. She’s about as admirable as any other porn star, I guess.

  20. Jackson says:

    That top pic looks like the 40-something mom and with her 12-year-old son. Like maybe he just got a good report card. Or something.

  21. guesty says:

    size 2!????? yeah right. these pics are disturbing. guess she’ll stop @ nothing for publicity.

  22. guesty says:

    double post…sorry.

  23. Skins says:

    Biebs, you seem to have some talent, so you should do yourself a favor and stay away from no-talent famewhores who are using you to try to get some publicity for themselves

  24. irl says:

    why is she a celeb? Yeah, she was pretty before fucking with her face but big whoop, lots of pretty women around. I just can not understand for the life of me the reason people give a crap apbut her or her sisters & Mom. I can’t beleive E! isn’t just called the Kardashian Channel. It’s all cuz she sought it out by clinging to a few low level celebs. Paling around with Ebola Hilton for a few weeks and clamped on to Ray J to make a sex tape. Was that the advise Ebola gave her?. . .”put out a sex tape and you’ll be famous like me.”
    Gawd. . .anyway, no I won’t miss her or care. It can’t happen soon enuf’ Go rip her apart Beiber fans. PLEASE, I beg you.

  25. I Choose Me says:

    You know he tried to put the move on her, and she was all “Eh, why not? My pedicure appointment isn’t for another hour.”

    Giggle. Snort. Kaiser, I loves it when you bring the snark.

  26. okay says:

    @Maya
    Thanks because I didn’t know what the heck was going on. This pedophilia crap was starting to look disturbing. Anywho….Kim knows exactly what she’s doing with these pics….trying to piss of those Beiber fans. Kim is deranged but, not as deranged as the Bieber Fever carriers. She needs to stop if she loves her life.

  27. GatsbyGal says:

    I think they’d make an awesome couple, hahahaha.

  28. Cakes says:

    Why would a grown adult want to hang out with a teenager? I wonder what they talk about. Hair products????

  29. Marjalane says:

    It’s all about the bank account for this skank, Do tween idols make more than football players?

  30. susan says:

    Okay. Those things are fake. Real boobs don’t sit up like that when you lay down.

  31. uhmiyedunno says:

    Oh wow jb looks so cute and innocent all the time. Everytime I see him smile it reminds me of when he was on snl and tina fey was like “his smile reminds me of a tiny baby bunny sniffing a flower” oh qosh that quy is so fine! and he doesn’t look like a girl…thats extremely rude what if he saw all ur quys’ comments? If you have nothing nice to say then don’t say it at all. Ohh qosh one day I plan to qo out with jb…but not really though but it would be nice and I’ll be super close cuz I’m a singer and I will qet my big break. Bye

  32. Camille says:

    I won’t mourn either, but as someone above said, the plastic surgeons will be devastaed.
    JB really does look like a litle girl. So. Wrong.

  33. lisa says:

    This whole thing is a bit off..It is obvious she is using him for PR I could see them doing this with one of her younger sisters..But this creeps me out..

    I bet no one would be OK with this if it was a 29 year old man and Justin or a girl the same age.. There would be such outrage.. but not here.

    WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS.

  34. Eileen Yover says:

    Hell to the No I wouldn’t miss her.

  35. Meow Mix says:

    EEEEEEEWWWW GROSS. Why would a woman of her age want to hang out with a 16 yr old boy?

    Ummm not to say anything about the older woman younger man thing but how many 16 year old boys do you know that you would want to hang with??

    Not matter the age difference 16 year old boys are for the most part self absorbed teenagers.

    Have fun Kim. All my best.

    You. Look. Ridiculous.

  36. j. ferber says:

    After thinking about it, I, too, don’t hate Kim. I do think Reggie Bush is hot and that they’re a cute couple. I must be going insane.

  37. mojoman says:

    I live in Asia and still have no idea who that little girl is, oh wait, THAT’S A BOY? no seriously, I skipped the post so wasnt sure what Kaiser was talking about..(I know who this Kim chick is because she was associated with *barf* Hilton at that time).

  38. Mistral says:

    Oh, come on! Does anyone think this kid has actually had sex? Am I totally fooling myself thinking this kid is still clueless and innocent?

  39. ogechi says:

    GO kimmy! @Sarah: hugs hugs hugs….LOVE YA COMMENT.

  40. Snarf says:

    How do you go from knocking boots with Cristiano Ronaldo to Justin Bieber?

  41. Slymm27 says:

    Maybe they are falling in love….seriously, what do they talk about?

  42. Simon Agers says:

    I love this girl. Simply amazing.

  43. me says:

    she wants that young stud, i can tell

  44. Anti-Propaganda Agent says:

    It is also possible that Kim Kardashian paid dirty money to Justin Bieber to have dirty sex. Some older women does that because they wanted to have sex with younger boys. However the boy could put her into trouble to earn more money by allowing his mother to file rape charge against Kim if he really have evidence but it is not easy for him since this is a “Boy on a Woman” but if it is vice versa like “Man on a girl” then it is a different story because the evidence like sperm could be taken easily to file rape charge. You know what I mean.

    Maybe they did it for both Elle Magazine and for hidden Dirty Sex..

    However, I don’t totally reject this possible scenario because like the rest of you, I don’t know what is happening behind the celebrity scene but in many porno websites for instance, a shocking scene of a grandpa having sex with younger girls or vice versa is very common.