Jessica Biel uses her still-spectacular ass to sell ‘A-Team’ in Paris

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Honestly, when I first saw these photos of Jessica Biel (and the rest of the cast of The A-Team) at an Eiffel Tower photo call, I thought she looked really cute. Now that I’m looking closer at the outfit though, it’s totally strange and jacked. Is it a jumper? Like, a polyester catsuit? With a strange bow? It’s hard to tell, but I think this junk is all one piece, and that disturbs me. But the point of this isn’t about Jessica’s continuing forays and failures in fashion, it’s about her ass. Her ass still looks great. I wish my ass looked this good. And Jessica’s ass is carrying the weight of The A-Team now. After having all of their asses handed to them by The Karate Kid’s box-office, everyone is looking at Biel and her spectacular ass to sell this movie. God knows, they tried selling the film on Bradley Cooper’s chin, and that failed.

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Anyway, just a few more little stories about Biel – she was being interviewed for some radio show and she admitted that she’s tried to “hide” from the paparazzi (that she probably called) by wearing wigs. She said: “Sometimes I leave my house in disguise but I usually take it off as I get embarrassed and think someone knows I’m wearing a wig… The weirdest thing about fame is the loss of anonymity, going somewhere and having eyes on you. That’s a strange element.” For goodness sake, Jessica. Every time a paparazzi “catches” her out with Justin, she gets instant smugface, like she so pleased with herself. Speaking of, Showbiz Spy had some random report about how Jessica wants to have Justin’s baby. Just know… this is likely total bullsh-t:

JESSICA Biel is feeling broody! Sources say the actress, 28, is desperate to start a family with boyfriend Justin Timberlake.

“Jessica is desperate to settle down and have kids,” said one insider. “And ideally she’d like it to be with Justin. She’s been on at him for weeks about starting a family. Ideally she’d like to get married, too, but she’s told Justin she’ll happily settle for just a baby.”

Showbiz Spy reported earlier this year how Justin and Jessica — who have been on the rocks since late last year — had decided to give their relationship another chance.

“Things began taking a turn for the worse for Jess and Justin around the MTV Video Music Awards in September,” said one insider. “Justin was staying in New York by himself, working a lot and going out with his friends. He and Jess took some time apart through the fall while she was working, but stayed in touch via phone.”

“They visited each other a little bit and Jess missed Justin, but she was willing to give him space. It really worked out because by the time the holidays were coming, Justin was back and focused on Jess!”

“Justin loves Jessica and he wants to be with her. She makes him happy, they have so much in common and she is a good fit for him. She’s low-key and makes the effort to spend quality time with her family and friends.

“Justin was being preemptive when he considered breaking up — he realizes what it would be like to lose Jessica and he cares about her so much. He wants her in his life and they are in a great new place in their relationship. Justin’s mom has often commented that she would love to see him and Jess marry and have her grandchildren. Lynn really does like Jess. Their mended relationship is good news.”

[From Showbiz Spy]

I’m surprised it never occurred to Biel to “cling” to Justin by getting pregnant. Of course, it probably did occur to her, but she probably doesn’t want to get pregnant out of fear of ruining her soon-to-be Oscar-winning career.

Aw, look at Liam… I love his sad, beautiful face.

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The A-Team photo call in Paris on June 14, 2010. Credit: Fame.

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  1. bellaluna says:

    I love Liam’s face. I love him as a whole. He’s such a love, and so easy to adore.

    And yeah, I wish my ass looked like Biel’s too. But my hubby wouldn’t like it. About the “stealth pregnancy” – NOT a good idea. I had a birth control failure, and while we love our baby boy dearly, we were thisclose to having an empty nest. I had wanted a child with my husband (he’s my 2nd) for several years, but he didn’t want any more, and I respected his wishes. Conception deception causes resentment and hard feelings. I advise against it.

  2. NayNay says:

    That is all she is good for. She has no acting talent, at all. She better work that ass for all it’s worth. Work it, like the rent is due!!

  3. meme says:

    if bradley cooper couldn’t sell this piece of crap movie, no way shelf-ass is going to.

  4. Danielle says:

    Her ass is great but that outfit is fug from the front.

  5. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Girlfriend still can’t dress. What the hell is she wearing? I don’t think her ass is all that great. It looks like a teardrop…ick, lol.

  6. truthSF says:

    Aww poor thing, while her ass may look good now, she’s still suffering from white girl ass syndrome. Once she hits 40, her ass will drop at record speed.

  7. Rosanna says:

    She’s so beautiful and fit… and can’t dress if her life depended on it!!! 🙁

  8. snowball says:

    That’s a crap outfit. The ladies a GFY are going to have a field day. lol, not everyone’s ass sags and drops.

    I feel sad for Liam, attached to this piece of crap, but he’s a big boy, deciding to do this hunk-o-dung. I assume, given the amount of time stuff spends in preproduction, he decided to do this before Natasha died?

    I haven’t watched any of the press done for the movie, but he just doesn’t look like he’s having any fun in the pics.

  9. lucy2 says:

    The movie pretty much tanked, didn’t it? It looked really bad, can’t say I’m surprised. Love Liam though, hopefully it was a good experience for him, if nothing else.

  10. sharylmj says:

    I don’t understand this woman.. and that is one ugly outfit.. she does have a nice body though…maybe she needs a stylist or a new stylist.. something is off about the way she dresses, can’t figure it out.

  11. suz says:

    She’s a paper-bagger.

  12. Kelbear says:

    Does it really matter if the outfit is ugly? No, because if everyone dressed so great and nice all the time, then we wouldn’t have anything to talk about. Right?

  13. Persistent Cat says:

    In addition to that outfit being awful, black shoes with navy? No. Never.

  14. truthSF says:

    @snowball, I will give Liam a benefit of the doubt, considering he has 2 teenage sons who watch movies like this. He might have done it for them.

    I still forgive him and Sharlto Copley for making this piece of crap, they are still fine actors. As far as the other 2, no comment.

  15. danielle says:

    Awful outfit. But I wish my butt was half as nice as hers. :^(

  16. Dejasade says:

    Agreed – horrid outfit. But her a** is amazing. I’d give my right pinky finger for hers or Alba’s butt. I do squat after squat and mines not anywhere NEAR that.

  17. Ogechi says:

    ‘Her ass still looks great. I wish my ass looked this good’.

    Very humble and sweet comment’.

  18. Cec says:

    @bellaluna – you give great advice but the people who would use a baby to cling to a man won’t be listening to you. I totally agree with you and it is sad that someone could be so insecure that they would do something like that. I always wondered why Jessica Simpson didn’t pull the same trick on her paramours. She seems like the insecure desparate type, but maybe you are right keeping that tight body is more important than keeping a man!

  19. Maritza says:

    She looks great, jumpsuits are back on style. I’ve never liked them but this one is cute on her.

  20. crazydaisy says:

    “still” spectacular? she’s not even 30! why shouldn’t it be?

  21. kate217 says:

    that outfit is fug. she is so annoying who cares if she has a nice ass? her personality is the worst.

  22. Camille says:

    Love Liam, he is awesome, but its so sad that he is that movie.

    Biel is fug, hate her outfit, but I do like her shoes. She has really dropped the weight hasn’t she, she is looking less muscular now and a bit more womanly.

    I had the misfortune of seeing JB in the movie ‘Powder Blue’ this past weekend, and that girl can forget dreams of ever winning an Oscar, as going by her performance in that film alone, she was utterly crap in it! Absolutely terrible! The girl has no depth and it would seem she has nothing to draw any depth from either. Britney Murphey (sp) would have played JB’s character soooo much better.

    It would seem that any well known ‘actress’ in Hollywood with the first names of either Jessica or Jennifer are such crap actresses and should ALL leave Hollywood.

  23. Mingo says:

    She’s just okay.