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Matthew McConaughey says he wants to die after having sex

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It seems that Matthew McConaughey has his life all planned out – the important parts at least. Though he’s made it clear he has no plans to drop the nude bongo drum sessions, he seems to have settled down in preparation of impending fatherhood with his girlfriend, Brazilian model Camila Alves. Not that I’m judging on the bongos, mind you. Matthew gave a pretty interesting and revealing interview to the Daily Mail, in which he talked about his parents’ marriage (they broke up and remarried each other THREE times), how he wants to die, why he’ll be a great dad, and what he’d like to come back as in his next life.

My father died right after making love to his wife, and I can’t think of a better way to go. My dad always said to me, “Boy, when I get out of here, I betcha I’ll be making love to your mother.” I hope my own death is way down the line, but when it happens, that’s my preferred exit strategy. But let’s not rush it, eh?

My parents married each other twice and divorced three times. I’ve no plans to repeat the experiment – in relationships, I prefer the long, slow train ride to the rollercoaster. I don’t think my folks wanted the rollercoaster either: they were simply the classic example of, “Can’t live with you, can’t live without you”. They hated the breaking up, but they really loved the getting back together, as they could enjoy the courtship all over again. I love that courtship period as much as anyone. I never want it to end. I never want to feel like the girl has me in the palm of her hand.

I’ve been preparing for fatherhood since the age of ten. Bringing a baby into the world is something I’ve always wanted and now I’m completely ready for my life to start revolving around another human being. I carefully maintain relationships and friendships. I’m committed to my acting career. But to be the architect of a little creature’s life is my next big adventure and I can’t wait for it to begin.

[From the Daily Mail]

And if you were sitting around, aching to know what animal Matthew plans to come back as in his next life – it’s a panther. He says they’re “the coolest animals in the world.” He noted that they’re very poised, and mentioned, “I’d sure love to be that well designed.” I don’t want to argue with someone so freakishly hot, but I’d bet that a lot of people would argue that he’s about as well designed as a human physically can be. It’s very cute that Matthew says he’s been training to be a dad since he was ten. He has a cute way of speaking. Never have I thought of a father as being the “architect of a little creature’s life,” but it’s absolutely true. Though he’s known for being incredibly laid back – he mentioned in the interview that he’d played the bongos naked at least five hundred times before he was caught, and had no plans to tone it down – he seems like he’ll be a really good dad. He doesn’t seem the type to set up arbitrary rules just to assert his power, but also appears to be the kind of guy that’ll step in when he needs to.

Here’s Matthew and Camila at the “Fools Gold” world premiere on January 30th. Images thanks to PR Photos.

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Written by JayBird

Posted in Babies, Matthew McConaughey, Parents

18 Responses to “Matthew McConaughey says he wants to die after having sex”

  1. do people really wanna know how his father died…like…while making love? my family would give me shit if i mentioned something like that in an interview.

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  2. And who wants to know that about your own parents?

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  3. Recently, everything that comes out of his mouth are just plain idiotic.

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  4. so how can you get married twice, but divorce three times?

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  5. Sorry to the other 99.99999% of the people on the planet, but I just don’t see the attraction. Yes, he’s OK, nice body (too compact for my taste), but really. Something about him just doesn’t do it for me. Sorry to dissent. Obviously I would not kick him out of bed, I’m sure, so there ya go.

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  6. I think the insight into his parents’ passionate relationship is cool. While a lot of teens have trouble dealing with their parents being sexual, most people by the time they are reasonably mature can handle it. And it IS a lovely way to go.

    I don’t find him hot, though. Far from it.

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  7. Syko, I guess it’s a matter of degree (the information, that is). However, McConnaghey has never done anything for me, either. I know women who get all swoony over him, and I don’t get the appeal. (Although I don’t go quite as far as my friend, who finds him as gross as–and remarkably similar to–Woody Harrelson

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  8. Actually, I always confused McConnaghey and Woody Harrelson for so long and I too find absolutely nothing appealing about any of the two.

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  9. Strange …
    Most normal day, average folk wouldn’t ever say anything like that.

    What makes a star-studded celeb just make out a tragedy to be a funny subject? This guy lost his taste.

    On another note, what the hell is his girl wearting? They’re starting to remind me of Tarzan and Jane.

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  10. I think both Matthew & Woody are dead sexy. But I have a thing for happy stoner guys ;)

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  11. ew. He is SO GROSS !!

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  12. Isn’t he the guy who stalked a fan? Yeah, I’m pretty sure he is. The woman had to get a restraining order if memory serves…

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  13. I don’t get it. I don’t think he’s good looking at all, but to each her own I guess.

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  14. all i can say is that would be a awesome way to die…

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  15. sexy, hot, yet, but like brad pitt, they are very pretty to look at but should not be allowed to speak, and quite frankly, that includes most acting roles.

    oh, and my father always said that he’d rather die like his father did having a heart attack while driving a bus….than as the passengers…

    ba dum bum

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  16. I wouldn’t mind being the one in bed with him when he died….. but hell, he’d probably kill me! What a hottie!!!

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  17. I’m willing to kill him!!!!!!!! :)

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  18. He sucks and can’t Act

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