Bachelor fiance Vienna says Jake hasn’t had sex with her in months (update: People cover)

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There is so much news about the Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka breakup that it’s making me think these fools are lucky for splitting in the summer when there’s a gossip lull. I’m also thinking that they could be the new Heidi and Spencer, but with the facade of (relative) mental health. To recap: Vienna and Jake broke up after just a few months together. He proposed to her on the Bachelor this season and then they did a media tour proclaiming their undying love and connection to each other. Now that they’ve inevitably split, there’s this strange feeding frenzy for news on a couple that you would assume no one cares about. They each seem to be lobbing accusations at the other, with Jake accusing Vienna of cheating and Vienna declaring to Star that Jake refused to have sex with her for months. There have been so many stories on these idiots in the past 24 hours that I don’t know where to start. It’s worth noting that they’ve earned the covers of at least two tabloids this week and will be on both Star and US Weekly. (There could be more, as I haven’t yet seen all the tabloids.)

Apparently while Jake was away filming his big break guest spot on a cable show called Drop Dead Diva, Vienna hooked up with another dude just this Saturday, a TV actor from the show Greek, at an event. Then she was accused of cheating, for which she’s earned the cover of US Weekly (which is not online yet, but I saw it on a video on Access Hollywood). Vienna denied that she cheated, and the guy she hooked up with issued a statement claiming she told him that it was long over with Jake. Then either Jake or Vienna broke it off, with some sources claiming it was Jake and others that it was Vienna who did the dumping.

Now Vienna is speaking out to Star and has somehow earned the damn cover. She tells Star that “Jake’s a Monster,” they haven’t had sex for months, that he joked around about her sick dog, etc. Couldn’t Star have just recycled another cover about Brad and Angelina fighting?

starjakemonsterThe Bachelor’s Vienna Girardi has ended her engagement with Jake Pavelka, but only Star has the reason behind the split — straight from Vienna herself!

In the July 5 issue of Star — on sale tomorrow — we have a world exclusive interview with Vienna, which took place hours before she packed up her belongings in the Los Angeles apartment she shared with Jake and left behind a goodbye letter that was so heartbreaking to pen she was “just bawling the entire time.”

In an intense, emotional conversation filled with lots of tears, the 24-year-old Florida native tells Star that during their first month together they couldn’t keep their hands off each other, they soon developed major intimacy issues.

“We haven’t been intimate in months now,” Vienna reveals. “More than four months. At first his excuse was that he was fasting. The second excuse was that he didn’t feel like it. And the third excuse was that he said that he felt that I wouldn’t understand that he wants to wait until marriage, even though I told him I’d support him. Then the last excuse was that we fight so much that I push him away. I was like, really — which excuse is it? I literally have been living six months with this guy who won’t be intimate with me!”

But in public, it was a whole different ball game!

“He kisses me only if we’re on a red carpet or if cameras are there,” she says. “Besides that, I have to ask for a kiss — and if I do he’ll pucker his lips and just peck me. I’m like, that’s how I kiss my grandmother!”

[From Star Magazine]

In that video on Access Hollywood I mentioned earlier, they have footage of Jake enthusing about how much passion he has in his relationship with Vienna. So did he withhold sex as a punishment when their relationship was having trouble, was he not into her, or is he chaste/prude/into guys? Do we even care? Why the hell do these people rate the covers of magazines? I’m really getting fed up with these do-nothing reality stars dominating the gossip. I shouldn’t complain so much, though, because they’re fun to mock and if they didn’t exist we wouldn’t have enough to gossip about all day. Gossip sites like ours helped create these fools.

Update: Tabloid saturation
So Jake and/or Vienna are on the cover of US Weekly and Star as mentioned above and those have been released. Jake also earned the cover of People with his claims that he doesn’t trust Vienna. You can do so much better, People! For Star and US, I guess we can’t expect too much. Thanks to CoverAwards for the covers below.

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Photos are from April and May. You can tell from older photos that she’s had a nosejob. Credit: WENN.com
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  1. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    They both repel me, but him even more so. He thinks he is movie star material!

    I had a lapse in judgement and watched the season they were on. All he did was cry, act wormy and weak. He made me sick with his sniveling!

    If I were her, I’d be thrilled to get rid of him.

  2. Snarf says:

    Here come the gay rumours. Like I said befoe this chick is Hailey Glassman Version 2.0.

    Like I also said on another post, guys want new sex the way women want new shoes. You may have a perfectly good pair at home, but wants always trump needs.

  3. Me says:

    If that’s the case, then he must really dislike her… to the point of not being able to touch her. Is he weird or is she so unattractive? Probably a lot of both.

  4. gg says:

    Dear Miss Cheap-Sausage-in-a-Can: TMI.

  5. Jen says:

    ….because he’s gay.

  6. guesty says:

    @fluffykitten didn’t watch that season either for the exact same reason. he absolutely disgusts me. what a wuss.

    so on this latest feud…it’s team vienna for me.

  7. bnice says:

    Do people honestly believe that the romances cooked up on these shows are in any way related to “reality?” I’m thinking some heavy market research goes into figuring out which angle (“Have him hook up with nice girl America can sympathize with, or pi$$ America off by hooking him up with the b!tch so that they tune in each week to feed their outrage?”) gets the most people to watch the show, and that’s that. How many of these Bachelor/Bachelorette relationships have actually lasted? One? It’s amazing to me that anyone wouldn’t see the blatant audience manipulation and fakery in these programs. They probably have some contract to stay “together” for a certain period of time after the show, and then their inevitable breakup just gives free advertising for the next season.

  8. bellaluna says:

    They should just re-name The Bachelor/Bachelorette something like “Parade of Fools” or “Famewhore Mating Dance”. It would ring more true to the nature of the shows, I think.

    Just an observation from one who’s never watched a single episode of either show – and doesn’t intend to, either.

  9. Jenny says:

    Interesting body language in the last two pics, he has his arm around her, but his hand clutched up into a fist. Like he doesn’t even want to touch her.

  10. Kelaa Khaa says:

    Perhaps Vienna could earn some $$$ being a Lady Gaga impersonator – give the gal some odd clothes and some overly applied red lipstick and she is a doppleganger for Gaga.

  11. Iggles says:

    He has a swarmy face. Think he’s hiding something. They are both famewhores. Ugh, don’t really care..

  12. Vee says:

    Why oh why are these two newsworthy? I truly don’t understand talentless famewhores who get this much press? Obviously there is a market for these twits and it’s sad.

  13. GatsbyGal says:

    Wow, she seems like a mega bitch.

  14. TeeTee says:

    maybe he is in the closet and trying to be Hollywood bound…he knew who to pick, if it were someone Amercia loved that he dumped–he may as well crawl into a dark hole..

    Now, I understand why he chose her, wasn’t staying long, smdh

  15. mary jones says:

    She is so fugly why would he want her anyway? Please go away both of you.

  16. Liz says:

    Well at least there are new faces on the tabloids no Kate, Kardashians or the Triangle. How refreshing!

  17. irena NL says:

    Jake’s ex-girlfriend tried to alert people that this was nothing but a publicity move to collect some bucks. Now that girl from Florida was really cute.

  18. Anna says:

    Remember when People mattered?

  19. alexandra says:

    @jenny right on in your observations. Both pictures he is doing the same. Also she might be smiling but her eyes look sad.
    You people suck by saying she is ugly. Because she doesn’t look manufactured like a barbie doll, doesn’t make her ugly. You people criticize beautiful people, manufactured people, regular people. Obviously is a reflection on yourselves. You don’t like yourselves.

  20. Mentok the Mind Taker says:

    This is news? Why are we even discussing this? It’s the Bachelor, people! They’re not celebrities. They “date” (try to get famous), “get engaged” (are famous), “break up” (maintain fame). And now they broke up — Duh! Like they weren’t going to? How long have these shows been on?

    Let’s go back to something healthy and Not a Total Waste of Time like bashing Lindsay.

    At least she was an actress before she made the jump to Professional Famewhore.

  21. mmf says:

    Who cares?

  22. Patrice says:

    You know what? I jave to admit that if I thought for a second that this completely fake, entirely produced for TV relationship ever was real (which, obviously I don’t) I would belive what Vienna is saying here.

    Rumors were swirling from the jump that Jake was likely into dudes (which has never happened to another “Bachelor’ before) so I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually did have sex in the beginning and he just couldn’t stand being with a woman that way anymore(I really don’t say this to be funny). I have many gay friends who behaved exactly the same way with their completely oblivious “girlfriends” all throughout highschool and college before they came out. Maybe he’s gay, maybe he isn’t but I actually sort of feel bad for the girl here. I mean, I seriosuly got the impression from the beginning that this guy was a major douche who was a complete front just for cameras. His whole saccharine romance act never really gelled for me when he was on the show…

  23. Katie says:

    I bet vienna is kicking herself now. she was only wanting to win for the fame. now that they are no longer together, she will drag this break up crap out and then ultimately fade away. meanwhile, a bunch of the ladies that she fought with on the bachelor will be in the new bachelor pad show. you just know she wishes she was there getting more air time.

  24. Camille says:

    Poor girl, she needs a make-under. She wears too much makeup, and her hair is completely the wrong colour, she should go back to her natural brunette and I bet she would look a million times better. poor thing looks a bit horsey in these pics.
    As for these two as a couple, well it was probably a contractual thing from the get go.

  25. Kiska says:

    The show is lame. It is bad acting, pure and simple.
    As for Jake, he and Tom Cruise should get together.

  26. lala from nYc says:

    look at their body language.

    he has his arm left around her but his fingers are curled under. it’s like he doesn’t want to touch her (or get any closer).

    body language has been off for awhile.