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This week South Park did a great parody of all the infamous YouTube “celebrities.” After the boys make a popular YouTube video “Little Gay Kid” and become internet sensations, they decide to go collect all the money they’re theoretically worth. They encounter all the YouTube celebrities, who can’t seem to get over their 15 seconds of fame.
We’re giving away two copies of the new South Park Imaginationland DVD. If you would like to be eligible to win one, please comment on this post with your favorite South Park quote. The first two great quotes will be chosen and a DVD will be sent to you. Make sure to include your e-mail in the e-mail field so we can get in touch. Here’s an excerpt from the DVD:
In this uncensored, never-before-seen director’s cut, the doors of the world’s imagination are thrown wide open and the boys of South Park are transported to a magical realm in their greatest odyssey ever. Stan, Kyle, and Butters find themselves in Imaginationland just as terrorists launch an attack that unleashes all of mankind’s most evil characters imaginable. With the world’s imaginations spinning out of control, the government prepares to nuke Imaginationland to put an end to the chaos. Racing against time to prevent nuclear annihilation, the citizens of Imaginationland realize their only hope of salvation lies with the unlikeliest of heroes: Butters. Ignoring the impending apocalypse, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get justice for his case of dry balls.
And here’s some of the original YouTube internet “celebrities” to enjoy for a second (or 53rd) time.
Update by Celebitchy: On Friday, MSat, Jaybird and I joined heads to pick the best quotes that were up the quickest. We mutually decided on Megan: “Mr. Garrison: ‘I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.;” and Katie: “Paris Hilton whore off: ‘aww…It’s all wet and squishy down there.’” However, Megan did not enter her e-mail address and thus forfeited her chance to win, which is clearly stated in the post. So the winners were Katie and Anna: “Cartman: M-o-o-o-mmm, Kitty is being a dildo. Mrs. Cartman: Well, then I know a certain kitty kitty who’s sleeping with Mommy tonight.”
Both winners have been contacted and will be receiving DVDs in the mail. Thanks to everyone who entered and added quotes!
Written by JayBird
Posted in Giveaways, South Park, Television
50 Responses to “Southpark skewers YouTube “celebrities;” plus DVD giveaway! (Update)”
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“Ewwww! Ben Affleck spooge!”
(Thought it was the most appropriate, this is a celeb site!)
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Mr Garrison:
I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. -
Mr Garrison:
I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. -
I think the most classic quote is this one from the SP Movie - you have to have all of it, though, including all of the characters.
Cartman: Don’t call me fat, you fucking jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he’s talking about “fuck”. You can’t say “fuck” in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said “fuck” again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councelor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Actually, what I said was… [picks up a megaphone] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude. -
I think the most classic quote is this one from the SP Movie - you have to have all of it, though, including all of the characters.
Cartman: Don’t call me fat, you fucking jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he’s talking about “fuck”. You can’t say “fuck” in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said “fuck” again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councelor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Actually, what I said was… [picks up a megaphone] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude. -
Butters in the Paris Hilton Whore Off:
“aww…It’s all wet and squishy down there.” -
Butters in the Paris Hilton Whore Off:
“aww…It’s all wet and squishy down there.” -
Mr. Garrison: Hey, I’m pregnant everybody! Now I can go down to the clinic and have an abortion!
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Mr. Garrison: Hey, I’m pregnant everybody! Now I can go down to the clinic and have an abortion!
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Mr Garrison: Genetic engineering is man’s way of correcting God’s hideous mistakes, like German people.
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Mr Garrison: Genetic engineering is man’s way of correcting God’s hideous mistakes, like German people.
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Cartman: Don’t be jealous guys! This doesn’t mean we can’t still hang out. It just means I’ve matured faster than you. You’ll get your pubes guys, someday.
Kyle: Cartman you don’t buy pubes, you grow them yourself!
Cartman: What?!
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Cartman: Don’t be jealous guys! This doesn’t mean we can’t still hang out. It just means I’ve matured faster than you. You’ll get your pubes guys, someday.
Kyle: Cartman you don’t buy pubes, you grow them yourself!
Cartman: What?!
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Chef: What’s the most important thing in a man’s life?
Cartman: Ham? It’s ham, isn’t it?
Stan: NO it’s not ham, you fat fuck! -
Chef: What’s the most important thing in a man’s life?
Cartman: Ham? It’s ham, isn’t it?
Stan: NO it’s not ham, you fat fuck! -
Cartman: M-o-o-o-mmm, Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, then I know a certain kitty kitty who’s sleeping with Mommy tonight. -
Cartman: M-o-o-o-mmm, Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, then I know a certain kitty kitty who’s sleeping with Mommy tonight. -
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
-Eric Cartman, South Park, “An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig” -
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
-Eric Cartman, South Park, “An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig” -
Founding Father: Think of it, an entire nation founded on saying one thing and doing another.
John Hancock: And we will call that country the United States of America. -
Founding Father: Think of it, an entire nation founded on saying one thing and doing another.
John Hancock: And we will call that country the United States of America. -
Cartman- “Dolphins are intelligent and friendly… intelligent and friendly on some rye bread with some Mayonnaise”
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Cartman- “Dolphins are intelligent and friendly… intelligent and friendly on some rye bread with some Mayonnaise”
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Stan: Dad! Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet!
Episode: “Trapped in the closet” -
Stan: Dad! Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet!
Episode: “Trapped in the closet” -
Have to post 2 in a row, because the underpants gnomes are classic
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: PROFIT! -
Have to post 2 in a row, because the underpants gnomes are classic
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: PROFIT! -
Ohh I LOVE SP.
One of my favs is:“Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!!” -Eric Cartman
As well as:
“And they all lived happily ever after. Except for Kyle…who died of AIDS two weeks later.”- Eric Cartman
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Ohh I LOVE SP.
One of my favs is:“Whateva, whateva, I do what I want!!” -Eric Cartman
As well as:
“And they all lived happily ever after. Except for Kyle…who died of AIDS two weeks later.”- Eric Cartman
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From the Chili Conn-Carnival Episode..
So good but so bad
Cartman: “…Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, “Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.” ”Scott: “Oh my God! Oh my God!”
Cartman: “Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!”
Heheh.. “I call it, “Mr & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.”"
That’s the best.
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From the Chili Conn-Carnival Episode..
So good but so bad
Cartman: “…Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, “Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.” ”Scott: “Oh my God! Oh my God!”
Cartman: “Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!”
Heheh.. “I call it, “Mr & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.”"
That’s the best.
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after consulting my boyfriend who is a HUGE southpark fan and is hanging over my shoulder so that i do not type a word of the quote wrong as to win it here goes…
Eric - Well, I looked in my mom’s closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
it said only quote so i didnt put the other one in he said which was a conversation lol!
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after consulting my boyfriend who is a HUGE southpark fan and is hanging over my shoulder so that i do not type a word of the quote wrong as to win it here goes…
Eric - Well, I looked in my mom’s closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
it said only quote so i didnt put the other one in he said which was a conversation lol!
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Teacher- Kyle, concentrate!!!
Cartman- Maybe he should be sent to a concentration camp.ok he made me type the other one… lol!
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Teacher- Kyle, concentrate!!!
Cartman- Maybe he should be sent to a concentration camp.ok he made me type the other one… lol!
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I’d never seen that panda vid before. That was, for realz, a *LOL!!1* moment.
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I’d never seen that panda vid before. That was, for realz, a *LOL!!1* moment.
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Oh, and I love one of the early episodes when Cartman plays Lambs.
“It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!”
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Oh, and I love one of the early episodes when Cartman plays Lambs.
“It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!”
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Cartman:
Hey Stan! Tell them about the part where Terrance called Phillip a “testicle-shitting rectal wart!”
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Cartman:
Hey Stan! Tell them about the part where Terrance called Phillip a “testicle-shitting rectal wart!”
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Whats the matter carl? got some SAND stuck in your vagina?
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Whats the matter carl? got some SAND stuck in your vagina?
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from the south park movie.
Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, i didn’t mean it. You’re not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes i am Cartman! i AM a Jew.
Cartman: Aw no no don’t be so hard on yourself. -
from the south park movie.
Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, i didn’t mean it. You’re not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes i am Cartman! i AM a Jew.
Cartman: Aw no no don’t be so hard on yourself. -
Bebe: Wendy breaks up.
Stan: What?
Bebe: Wendy breaks up with you.
Stan: Wha–wait a minute? What did I do wrong? I haven’t even talked to Wendy in weeks. -
Bebe: Wendy breaks up.
Stan: What?
Bebe: Wendy breaks up with you.
Stan: Wha–wait a minute? What did I do wrong? I haven’t even talked to Wendy in weeks. -
Kerry | 04.04.08 - 8:45 pm | #
Scott Tenerman Must Die. BEST. EPISODE. EVER.
EVER.
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Kerry | 04.04.08 - 8:45 pm | #
Scott Tenerman Must Die. BEST. EPISODE. EVER.
EVER.
Scott F:
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Katie:
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“Ewwww! Ben Affleck spooge!”
(Thought it was the most appropriate, this is a celeb site!)
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