Paris Hilton saw Lindsay Lohan out at a club in NY on Monday night and started screaming at her for having dared pick up Paris’ leftovers. When Lohan responded calmly and Hilton lost the class battle, she went on a full-out assault for the slut title:

Paris and Lindsay’s last fight was at a club in Hollywood in mid May, and they were screaming in each other’s faces. Paris was said to be upset that Lindsay was name-dropping her during promotion for “Just My Luck,” but that sounded like a bogus reason considering Lindsay had already slept with two of Paris’ exes.

Someone must be coaching Lohan to help her better respond to well-deserved attacks. She must love that she came off as the classy one in this latest incident and probably called her publicist right away to give the news.

Paris is back with Stavros now, which sort of explains her possesiveness of the ultra-rich oil heir. This latest round is sure to be short-lived though, so why make a fuss?

Here is Lohan on the night in question. I don’t know who those football guys are, but she might be posing with one of them. I google image searched both of the Giants mentioned and it’s hard to tell. It could be some random other guy. Paris is shown signing autographs outside the Regis and Kelly show on 6/12. She has a nip slip, and I was considering making that into its own post, but that’s kind of common with Paris so why hype it?

Paris is also shown outside her NY Hotel on 6/12. She is the victim of MAC Studio Fix Face, which reflects light and makes her look like a barbie whose head has been switched.