Here are Salma Hayek and beautiful breasts trying to save the day at the premiere of The Grown-Ups last night. I like the dress, and I know she going for a more “cute” look than a sexy one. Those boobs, though. They can turn the most innocent of clothing into something that seems like provocative lingerie. My other big complaint about my own big boobs is that I could never wear something like what Salma’s wearing without it looking really trashy, like I was an ethnic Pamela Anderson. Still, whatever, I wish I looked as good as Salma, and I think it’s funny that this is her version of “toned down”.
As for the film, it’s already getting horrendous reviews. HuffPo’s review (here) called it “a flimsy piece of garbage.” Review after review mention it’s immaturity and cruelty, the laziness of the script, the direction and the acting. Of course, most point out that it will probably be a hit too – it is, after all, helmed by Adam Sandler and it it allegedly family-friendly. Oh, and Salma plays Sandler’s wife! Right. Ha. Ugh. I won’t be seeing it.
Here are some more photos from the premiere. I like Maria Bello’s dress, and I think she looks very pretty, but it’s got to be hard to compete with Salma’s boobs. Also, I’m embarrassed for Chris Rock. I don’t know why him out of all of these guys, but there it is. He deserves to be in a better film.
Header: Salma Hayek on June 23, 2010. Credit: WENN.
I like salma’s dress but I think it is WAY too small! It does not fit on the top at all!! Maria looks boring.
I think Chris was in the movie because it was a really fun movie to work on with all his friends! it is not like he needs the money!
wow those really are magnificent breasts
Most Adam Sandler movies bomb w the critics but seem to do great w the general public.
Luv Salma’s dress btw.
Im with you Kaiser. I have wonderful breast’s like her too, but whenever I make an attempt to show them off, I just look like a tramp. Or maybe I just FEEL like I look like a tramp.
Oh well, I have better hair than Salma. So, we’re even. As long as you don’t count the billionaire husband, perfect figure, and fab career.
yowsa!
her hair looks magnifiqué!
that new style is just lovely.
go madame pinault! 🙂
I think she’s had a breast reduction. She still looks awesome, but not so “vavoom.”
I think Selma is stunning!
Love her and those magnificent breasts. It’s when you see natural ones like hers that make you realise just how much fake ones will never compare to the real deal.
And I too feel your pain Kaiser. Sometimes I wish I could just look cute in a tank top instead of overtly sexual.
I love her outfit, but I’d be terrified to wear that for fear of a wardrobe malfunction.
That movie looks pretty bad, but most of those guys there have made millions on fart jokes, fat jokes, men are stupid/women are nags movies. Not for me, thanks.
Wow. She looks amazing. I just sent my husband one of the pictures (I’m the best wife).
Annie, that’s a great take on it. I have a rack almost as fantastic as that and I’d be way too chicken to wear that dress. I feel the same way about short skirts and heels. I have long legs so I feel slutty if I were to combine them but I see other women that look great.
I will definitely rent that movie. I’m a sucker for SNL Alumni and that cast has me. I love Chris Rock, Adam Sandler and David Spade. And it’s so basic and been done to death but the scene in teh trailer where Kevin James is afraid to let go of the rope swing and he falls cracks me up every time.
i agree that the bodice is too small for her. if i were wearing such a small bodice–and i’m quite a bit smaller than her–i would feel like the girls are about to pop out.
she looks fantastic and completely appropriate. go salma.
p.s. maria bello looks like she didnt even try to give salma a run for her money.
these photos are a study in female body image stuff. maria bello looks like the over-worked out-too-skinny boy-body pulled tight and waxy in the face hollywood girl while salma looks like a fit, gorgeous, naturally-curved woman.
Salma looks lovely. Capital knockers, madame!
Bello looks so dowdy/boring, she looks rained on. Thisclose to blending into the background.
The dudes (except Spade, the only “non-family man”) are dressed like they’re going to/coming from a family picnic. The girls didn’t get the memo?
Wow….isn’t she something to look at? I’m jealous.
Selma Hayak is the kind of woman for whom they would build giant statues admiring her beauty, including her fabulous breasts, a gazillion years ago. I wish someone would do it now. Seriously. Her breasts are just amazing.
Salma Hayek’s chi-chis are magnifique, just as rhonyc said.
Can anyone tell me why Adam Sandler refuses to wear anything but jeans & tshirts to premieres. Would it kill him to wear a suit jacket???
Salma and Maria are both beautiful women. Both have their admirable qualites, Maria should have showcased those great legs of hers.
I can’t believe anyone would think Salma has “natural” curves. Those boobies are purchased.
I thought she had implants too. She had normal sized boobs when she was younger and now they got huge BEFORE she had her baby. Either way, I don’t care they are wonderful and I wish I had them.
Maria’s hair looks horrible and the dress cuts her off at the wrong length.
Women hack on women for having body issues, then hack on Maria Bello who showed up looking understated and confident unlike Hayak who looks ridiculous and screaming for attention. @lucy2 is right on about the tired “humor” of these dopes esp. Chris Rock who hates on women endlessly
Yes @ Taylor, my thought exactly especially when reading the earlier statement that Ms. Bello looked boring….why, because she is thrusting or accentuating anything. She looks clean and comfortable and beautiful and content. My goodness….and yes, not hating or being jealous, but Ms. Pretty is not naturally so well endowed. Do some research into her over the years….you will have to dig kinda far back, though
Whatever. Before she was ‘enhanced’, she would show up to every single one of her interviews apologizing for having ‘ripped’ her outfit just before air time. Hey, I’m not saying people should be ashamed of their bodies or anything like that. I’ve got a figure like hers, except I’m much, much, MUCH poorer. Even on my limited means, I’ve been able to find outfits that cover up the Wonder Twins. You’d think a billionaire would be able to do the same. I’ll show her the sales racks (no pun intended) where I shop. I mean, can’t even cover up when reading to single digit-aged children? Why? Sometimes I wish she’d give it a rest. Eh, I sound like a nattering old prude, for all of your sakes I hope no posts on Christina Hendricks show up.
Oh they’re real. And they’re spectacular!