This week’s In Touch reports that Jesse James is considering offers to write a tell all book in which he’ll be able to set the record straight on why he had threesomes in tattoo parlors and spent a large portion of his time at work boning tattooed strippers on his coffin couch. I really hope this isn’t true, but In Touch claims Jesse really wants to explain himself. He’s already proven that to be the case with his self-pitying “I was abused” Nightline interview, so this may be accurate. In Touch also had an exclusive interview with Jesse’s ex wife, Janine Lindemulder, a couple of weeks ago, and this information may be coming straight from her.

According to a pal Jesse, 41, is considering offers to write a tell-all book – about how much he screwed up! “Jesse would never in a million years say a bad word about Sandra,” the insider says. “He just wants to take responsibility, and explain why he did what he did.” Friends say Sandra, 45, may not want the world to know all the details about Jesse’s scandals, but “he’s determined to set the record straight.”

[From In Touch, print edition, July 5, 2010]

I hope Sandra puts a confidentiality clause in whatever divorce settlement they reach – if she’s still planning to divorce Jesse, that is. Although she’s already filed, reports have her stalling on the divorce while Jesse works his pit bull charm and tries to weasel his way into her good graces.

According to MSNBC’s The Scoop, Jesse and Sandra are talking and are friendly with each other but she’s not open to reconciling with him. The quote a source who claims Sandra “does not intend on getting back together with James,” but “They are speaking and they are cordial.” I wonder if Sandra knows about this supposed book deal and if she trusts Jesse to put out something that doesn’t humiliate her further. She trusted him for years and we know where that got her.