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The president of Namibia has supposedly written a personal letter of gratitude to Angelina Jolie to thank her for doing more for the African nation by choosing to pop out her baby there than his tourism budget for the next century:
President Nujoma writes: “For the first time ever, our entire nation can agree on something - how wonderful it is that you chose Namibia for your special day.
“You didn’t just birth a child but a new era for our new country. If we are the UN’s baby, then you, as one of its greatest supporters, are among its founding mothers.
“Never forget, you and your family will always have a home here.”
The President is among those attempting to push a Namibian new national day - to mark baby Shiloh’s May birth.
If it’s true that Namibia is going to declare Shiloh’s birthday a national holiday that just seems like overkill after this over-the-top letter. Angelina is a “founding mother” of Namibia indeed. Do you think someone made this shit up? It sounds too good to be true. Of course Namibia is grateful but this letter is too much.
In related fake news, Star is saying that chain-smoking Aniston plans to confront Angelina for being a homewrecker. I totally doubt this is true.
Star also claims that Angelina wants to move back to France as soon as Brad is finished filming “Oceans 13,” and that Brad wants to get married but Angelina’s against it.That sounds more likely. From their e-mail newsletter:
This is not big news since Angelina has been calling the shots and already dragged the family to her mother’s native France. No matter where they go they’ll be hounded by photographers, though, because there were plenty of pictures of the Jolie-Pitts when they were in Paris.
It’s all well and good for Angelina to say she doesn’t need a nanny when she already has a chef, maid, and personal security staff to do her bidding. It must be easier to focus on your role as mother when there aren’t a ton of other things to do.
Thanks to popbytes for the header image.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Angelina Jolie, Babies, Brad Pitt, Brangelina, Fake News, Jennifer Aniston
11 Responses to “Namibia kisses Brangelina’s ass; Jen to confront Angelina?”
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I wouldn’t even attempt to have 3 kids under 4 (including a newborn) without a nanny. Even if someone cooks and cleans for her, there is still plenty to do with the kids. Zahara must be very demanding of her attention right now–she just started to walk and probably gets into everything. I’m sure that thing about Jen confronting her is not true. Jen doesn’t seem like someone who would confront anything or anyone.
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First rule of leaving someone for someone else (or, as we prefer to call it, “having someone lined up”):
Always keep the ex and the current separate. Always. In fact, try to get the ex to move somewhere else altogether if possible.
Half humor, half, uh…personal experience.
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ok .. firstly is chain smoker the best u can do when it comes to blaming jen for something .. if u are a women and have to deal with the love of your life leaving u for someone .. lets see how u deal with it .. no one seems to think what angelina did was downright wrong … brad and ange … now cos she a mum .. everyone thinks it makes it right .. its never right .. i’m a wife and i’d die if my husband did that to me .. and i know i wud never handle it as smoothly as jen .. man u guys need to give her some credit .. she went through what no women sane wud be able to handle …
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she isnt gonna get a nanny? she already has one lol. remember those pictures of her, brad, zahara, and maddox that were professionally done on a namibian beach for a magazine before the birth? that extra girl was their nanny..
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I’m sorry Anomymous, but “if u are a women and have to deal with the love of your life leaving u for someone” doesn’t apply to Jen. As I recall, Jen was very clear that Brad was NOT the love of her life and she said so in an interview. She was at best ambivalent about their relationship and she said it just after their wedding, as if she was holding out for something better to come along. In any case, it was painfully clear for some time before Angelina came along, that things were not going well in their marriage (therapy, Brad crying how much he wanted a family). Only people who hold on to the “sweet, average girl snags a golden boy and gets screwed by a bad witch who steals him away” image can believe that things were so simple. I’m not even going to touch the kids issue. Jen has made her bed and she has to face the fact that she was also partly responsible for the demise of her marriage. Only when she admits it, I’m going to start feeling sorry for her. She wanted a career and she has it. Brad wanted a family and he has one now with Angelina. Everyone should be happy.
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Alot of people seem to confuse the real Jennifer Aniston with “oh so likeable” Rachel from Friends. Nothing could be further from the truth. I know an insider who actually met Aniston and she is the biggest snob in Hollywood, she’s a bigger snob than Gwyneth. Aniston is a dumb selfish coke whore, there were more reasons than Angelina for Brad leaving her. I used to think Angelina was a little crazy too, but her work with the UN and seeing her be a mother has changed my view. Angelina has a good heart and gives to charity. I’ve never heard of Jennifer giving or doing anything for charity.
As for Angelina, clearly if she has a maid, butler, chef, she’s got time for kids. I’ve got three kids under 4 and I have none of the above help and can barely manage to make it thru the day.
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Yea I heard Jen was stuck up too, one of my friends was a BIG Jen fan then she met her and Jen was such a bicth and stuck up as hell.
Also I wanna know how is Jen an “A-List” star? I think… No I know people call her “A-list” because she was with Brad.
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jen is a bitch.I can not stand her.I am happy for brad and angelina.
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jen is a bitch.I can not stand her.I am happy for brad and angelina.
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jen is a bitch.I can not stand her.I am happy for brad and angelina.
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You’re so right. She has so much else done for her…her mthering 3 children isn’t like a regular person mothering 3 children. But you have to give her credit at least she is woman enough to do the mothering thing on her own when most celebrities hire nannys.
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