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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 06:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: new jordan 9</title>
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		<dc:creator>new jordan 9</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 06:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Granger</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know perfectly well that being a godparent doesn&#039;t mean you &quot;get&quot; the child if the parents die. What I&#039;m saying is, the person you ask to be a godparent is presumably someone you love and trust. But if they aren&#039;t Catholic, why ask them to be a godparent, when they won&#039;t understand what that role entails? Why not ask them, instead, to take on another major role, like assuming guardianship of your child if you die?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know perfectly well that being a godparent doesn&#8217;t mean you &#8220;get&#8221; the child if the parents die. What I&#8217;m saying is, the person you ask to be a godparent is presumably someone you love and trust. But if they aren&#8217;t Catholic, why ask them to be a godparent, when they won&#8217;t understand what that role entails? Why not ask them, instead, to take on another major role, like assuming guardianship of your child if you die?
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		<title>By: velvet elvis</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The point of a God parent(Xenu parent) 
is to provide spiritual guidance(alien bullshit)to the child (mini adult) throughout their life...it has nothing to do with who gets the kid if the parent(not my ex Nicole Kidman) dies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The point of a God parent(Xenu parent)<br />
is to provide spiritual guidance(alien bullshit)to the child (mini adult) throughout their life&#8230;it has nothing to do with who gets the kid if the parent(not my ex Nicole Kidman) dies.
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		<title>By: valentina</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s an obscene amount of money to spend.  Most of America is wondering how they are going to feed themselves on their miserable pensions or lack of, plus they have no health care....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s an obscene amount of money to spend.  Most of America is wondering how they are going to feed themselves on their miserable pensions or lack of, plus they have no health care&#8230;.
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		<title>By: neelyo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:27:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s desperate.  Her career is pretty much in the toilet and she thinks Scientology can help her out even if it means sacrificing her children.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s desperate.  Her career is pretty much in the toilet and she thinks Scientology can help her out even if it means sacrificing her children.
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		<title>By: LANETTE</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>spell check is a friend.
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		<title>By: Sasha</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For a non-Scientologist, she truly seems to enjoy the flavor of Tommy Boy&#039;s butt cheeks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For a non-Scientologist, she truly seems to enjoy the flavor of Tommy Boy&#8217;s butt cheeks.
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		<title>By: ThatBKChick</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>((((STRAIGHT DEAD RAOL)))))) @ JayBird: &quot;There are few things that are even close to as scary as having Tom Cruise as your dad. Except maybe having Xenu as your dad.&quot;.... I&#039;M STR8 DEAD!!

What the hell is wrong with Jenny&#039;s butt? Can&#039;t she see that Katie is basically a damned zombie...and God forbid that little Suri will be wondering what happened to her mummy one day...because I am sure Katie will not last too much longer!! 

I&#039;ve come to the conclusion that Jenny is just a media whore, and she is whoring the kids out for fame and fortune!!! 

&quot;Do Be Fooled By the Rock&#039;s that She Got-Cuz She Really Ain&#039;t Jenny from the Block&quot; my a**!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>((((STRAIGHT DEAD RAOL)))))) @ JayBird: &#8220;There are few things that are even close to as scary as having Tom Cruise as your dad. Except maybe having Xenu as your dad.&#8221;&#8230;. I&#8217;M STR8 DEAD!!</p>
<p>What the hell is wrong with Jenny&#8217;s butt? Can&#8217;t she see that Katie is basically a damned zombie&#8230;and God forbid that little Suri will be wondering what happened to her mummy one day&#8230;because I am sure Katie will not last too much longer!! </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion that Jenny is just a media whore, and she is whoring the kids out for fame and fortune!!! </p>
<p>&#8220;Do Be Fooled By the Rock&#8217;s that She Got-Cuz She Really Ain&#8217;t Jenny from the Block&#8221; my a**!!!
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>J.lo&#039;s father is Scientologist.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>J.lo&#8217;s father is Scientologist.
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