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		<title>By: anon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dane Cook&#039;s interview with Ryan Seacrest was simply amazing!! Saw it on KIISFM.COM

http://kiisfm.com/cc-common/losangeles/podcast/kiis.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dane Cook&#8217;s interview with Ryan Seacrest was simply amazing!! Saw it on KIISFM.COM</p>
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		<title>By: Breederina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Breederina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Years ago in Amsterdam there was actually a picture postcard of a photogenic dog turd with a little Dutch flag planted on top taken on a cobbled street.
I guess the attitude toward scoopen da poopin is different over there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Years ago in Amsterdam there was actually a picture postcard of a photogenic dog turd with a little Dutch flag planted on top taken on a cobbled street.<br />
I guess the attitude toward scoopen da poopin is different over there.
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		<title>By: lara</title>
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		<dc:creator>lara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;re living in Berlin? I&#039;m jealous! i used to live there for four years and while i wondrously never stepped into poo, it&#039;s really an issue in the city.
Never heard of Dane Cook.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re living in Berlin? I&#8217;m jealous! i used to live there for four years and while i wondrously never stepped into poo, it&#8217;s really an issue in the city.<br />
Never heard of Dane Cook.
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		<title>By: whitedaisy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cook is such a douche. Is anyone surprised that he fails to do something indicating responsible behavior?
I like the poo on the porch idea...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cook is such a douche. Is anyone surprised that he fails to do something indicating responsible behavior?<br />
I like the poo on the porch idea&#8230;
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		<title>By: Sasha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dane Cook: Unfunny and over-exposed. In a fair and equitable universe, he&#039;d be salting fries at McDonalds and living in a trailer with some gap-toothed fat harpy her six crotch-goblins.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dane Cook: Unfunny and over-exposed. In a fair and equitable universe, he&#8217;d be salting fries at McDonalds and living in a trailer with some gap-toothed fat harpy her six crotch-goblins.
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dirty bastard!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dirty bastard!
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		<title>By: celebitchy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I asked my son&#039;s babysitter if she&#039;s stepped in poo, and she has also only lived here a few months and she said &quot;yes!&quot; Damnit. My husband did too the other night.

@Scott - I wish I knew who was doing it, I would put the shit on their porch, that&#039;s a great idea! Glad it got your neighbor to stop. Maybe I can put up a sign or something.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I asked my son&#8217;s babysitter if she&#8217;s stepped in poo, and she has also only lived here a few months and she said &#8220;yes!&#8221; Damnit. My husband did too the other night.</p>
<p>@Scott &#8211; I wish I knew who was doing it, I would put the shit on their porch, that&#8217;s a great idea! Glad it got your neighbor to stop. Maybe I can put up a sign or something.
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is precisely why you get people saying they hate dogs because of the mess they leave, when in fact it&#039;s the repulsive, selfish dog owners that are at fault. And the poor dogs get all the bad press. 

Three days in public stocks while his angry neighbours and other interested parties fling piles of dog shit at him is the VERY LEAST he deserves.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is precisely why you get people saying they hate dogs because of the mess they leave, when in fact it&#8217;s the repulsive, selfish dog owners that are at fault. And the poor dogs get all the bad press. </p>
<p>Three days in public stocks while his angry neighbours and other interested parties fling piles of dog shit at him is the VERY LEAST he deserves.
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		<title>By: Scott F.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Scott F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As Slick Willy used to say, &quot;I feel your pain&quot;.  

We had a guy move in across the street when I was stationed overseas who had two dogs.  He walked them every morning and it seems they had picked a favorite spot to do their business - the ground at the base of my mailbox.  By the time I got back they&#039;d been doing it for almost a year, and my wife had done everything from writing him letters to calling the homeowner&#039;s association, and nothing stopped him.

So I saved up plastic grocery bags for a few weeks and just started picking it up every time he let them shit there... and putting it on his porch (sans the bag).  Not sure if it will work for you, but it got that dumbass to stop.

Just label it &#039;return to sender&#039;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As Slick Willy used to say, &#8220;I feel your pain&#8221;.  </p>
<p>We had a guy move in across the street when I was stationed overseas who had two dogs.  He walked them every morning and it seems they had picked a favorite spot to do their business &#8211; the ground at the base of my mailbox.  By the time I got back they&#8217;d been doing it for almost a year, and my wife had done everything from writing him letters to calling the homeowner&#8217;s association, and nothing stopped him.</p>
<p>So I saved up plastic grocery bags for a few weeks and just started picking it up every time he let them shit there&#8230; and putting it on his porch (sans the bag).  Not sure if it will work for you, but it got that dumbass to stop.</p>
<p>Just label it &#8216;return to sender&#8217;.
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