Is it just me, or does Julia Roberts look like hell? This is Julia at the Eat, Pray, Love photo call today, with Javier Bardem and Richard Jenkins and executive producer and director Ryan Murphy (he’s also the creator of Glee). Javier looks delicious, as always, and Julia seems to notice, doesn’t she? I think Julia put on her special “come hither, Javi” old-lady shorts and vaguely transparent old-lady blouse… with no bra? I can’t tell, and now I’ve been staring at Julia’s boobs for way too long. I don’t think she’s got her girls harnessed. I think she’s all “Javi, do you like?” And Javi is all “Um, have you seen my girlfriend Penelope Cruz? Shut it down, Jules.”
But it’s always about JULIA!!! Eh. When is this movie due out? Whew… not until August 13. They’re getting promotion started early, aren’t they? Maybe JULIA! is worried that it will flop? The latest and last trailer for the film, and Jesus Christ, they brought the full-on JULIA! whine for a full f-cking minute while the character hypocritically complains about being obsessed with men and relationships, and so she devises a journey of self-discovery, only to spend the whole time bitching and moaning about men and relationships! UGH. I hope this movie crashes and burns.