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TMZ is claiming that the woman above, driving Lindsay Lohan, is Lindsay’s new lesbian lover. She’s Israeli! Her name is allegedly Eilat Anschel, and she’s a former member of the Israeli Defense Force (IDF). That sounds really handcore, and it totally is, but Israeli women are obligated to serve their country’s military, just like the men. So there are many, many women who are “former IDF” – although they would probably consider themselves current IDF members, considering they would be able to serve in combat still if they were drafted for the task. Anyway, TMZ’s sources claim that Eilat met “a while ago” in LA, after Eilat finished up her IDF duties, and that things have gotten “pretty serious over the last month” as Lindsay uses Eilat as “a shoulder to cry on” with her SCRAM/crackhead dramz. Lindsay‘s friends are also totally worried about this new love because: “It’s not the healthiest relationship in the world.” Apparently Lindsay is already “obsessing” over the Eilat. Poor Eilat. She has no idea how bad it’s going to get. She’s got years of crack-tweets and crack-drama and Lohan Mayhem coming her way, I think.
In other Lohan news, remember how Lindsay claimed that a waitress punched her in her crackface on her birthday? Initially, the story went that the waitress – named Jasmine Waltz – punched Lindsay because the women had some kind of beef over Doug Reinhardt (Paris Hilton‘s ex), and both Lindsay and Jasmine were fighting over Doug’s affections or something. According to Lindsay‘s “friend” DOug was right there for the whole thing and he “didn’t want any part of it and went to the other side of the booth. Lohan ran out.” And after that, Lindsay went to another club and Jasmine was there, and “Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well. Some birthday.”
Turns out that was all bullsh-t, though. Lindsay tried to get a little more sympathy by telling Radar that “I’m ok now” only to be one-upped by this Jasmine chick giving her story to Radar. Jasmine tells Radar that her beef with Lindsay was not about Doug Reinhardt, but about British rugby player Danny Cipriani:
Jasmine Waltz — who has dated Ryan Seacrest, pop star Jesse McCartney and Paris Hilton’s ex Doug Reinhardt — broke her silence on the incident, in an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com.
“All I have to say is that disturbed little train wreck is delusional!” Waltz told RadarOnline.com. “I did not hit her… but I’d like to.”
As Lohan marked her birthday Thursday at Los Angeles nightspot Voyeur, she took to Twitter to complain about the alleged assault.
“A waitress just hit me – punched me for no reason,” she wrote.
She told RadarOnline.com Friday: “I’m OK, now.”
Lohan left the nightclub following the confrontation, but later bumped into Waltz at her next destination, Rockstar House. The root of the apparent tension between the pair is reportedly a three-way love triangle between Lohan, Waltz and British rugby player Danny Cipriani. Cipriani was partying alongside Lohan at her party and is reportedly also a former flame of Waltz.
[From Radar]
We could play around with those words all day: “that disturbed little train wreck is delusional.” How about “that delusional crackhead better watch her bony train wreck ass”? Or “that train wreck is a crackhead who suffers from delusions of martyrdom and importance”? Or how about “bitch please, Doug f-cking Reinhardt?”
And finally, the last of the weekend/birthday drama for Lindsay: Lindsay caused her assistant Elinore (the one who quit and came back) to get a traffic citation – she ran a stop sign, because Lindsay was running late. So what did Lindsay do? She jumped out of the f-cking car! Elinore wasn’t just charged with running a stop sign, she was cited for concealed plates and front tinted windows – and it wasn’t her car. Crackheads, all of them.
Here are lots of photos of Lindsay out partying with Eilat and Ali:
Written by Kaiser
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That’s funny about the Jasmine story. Jasmine is really pretty so I wouldn’t think she needs to punch Lindsay Lohan. It seems the universe is pummeling her every day anyway just by forcing her to be and stay Lindsay Lohan.
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Eilat has a more feminized Sam Ronson vibe to her, she looks a lot like her in the face.
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Aw, how nice and healthy and clean Ali looks in that last pic of her, on her own, without Noel Gallagher’s eyebrows pasted on! She should pin that pic next to her bedroom mirror to remind herself of how nice she can look when she doesn’t plaster Lindsay’s fake tan and day-old slap on.
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She does resemble Sam. Wonder if Lindsay is long for this world once the bracelet is removed.
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I was running through channels the other night and watch some of Mean Girls. Such a cute flick. What a waste!
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jesus….those pictures. every single one of them is truly frightening in it’s own way. I swear to god, paparazzi pictures of Lindsay could be used by the damn prosecutor – you can totally tell how effed up this girl is (and on what) by how much lindsay looks like hell.
Crackhead:
Exhibit A: Now you see it.
Exhibit B: Now you don’t.
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she does resemble sam, so did/does ronson.
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My BFF is former IDF, yo. It’s actually not that hardcore. Like most women, she never saw combat. She spent a lot of time behind a desk reading British tabloids. But bootcamp apparently is a killer. Eilat should use some good ole’ IDF bootcamp-style-training to knock some sense into Lilo.
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That Eliat girl looks like my cousin lmao as for this whole issue why would anybody fight over Danny Cipriani?
Ok yeah he’s cute but there are hundreds of cute guys that arn’t douches lol
Ali looks ok for once but tbf when i’m out i gotta have photo approval because otherwise i will look mashed up (as im drunk) so imagine having paps? UGH! =S
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Yuck! She’s nasty. Eilat the ugly rat. Hahahahaha
But the waitress who Linds claims punched her is gorgeous.
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Eilat has a lovely mustache.
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I’m confused.
The article states, “Lohan ran out.” And after that, Lindsay went to another club and Jasmine was there, and “Lohan showed up and cried because the waitress was there as well. Some birthday.”
Was the waitress Jasmine working or there as a patron? If she was working, how can she go to another club, she’d be working until after 2 am. How could Blohan see her that night at another club?
Basically where I’m going with this, is I’m willing to bet Blohan is LYING. She’s not called Lindsanity Liehan for nothin!
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RECKONING DAY is Tuesday, can’t wait!
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Lindsey looks awful with blond hair she should go back to her red hair. Eilat is loving the attention until she gets fed up with Lindsey’s possessiveness.
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Wow. She has completely destroyed her face. Those lips are out of control…she’s starting to look like that cat man dude.
http://goxxipx.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/article-0-027ffae600000578-658_468x657.jpg
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The whole world is against this girl…..ummm…yeah.
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I actually believe that Lindsay was punched. Nobody has come out to say it didn’t happen except for the waitress. Other details are sketchy but nobody is disputing the punch.
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If this chick truly punched Lindsay, wouldn’t she have called the police and tried to get the chick busted for assault? Lindsay is a total liar crackie.
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Can we pay this chick to put Lilo through bootcamp, mebbe? Might be the best way to get her to clean up her act.
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They’re all like 10-year-olds, but with cars and drugs.
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Someone should give that waitress a big tip!
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Ok, let me get it straight: first, if she REALLY got punched wouldnt her part of the face i.e eye/nose/mouth, whatever look swollen? second, it’s a serious physical aggravation so why didnt the police get involved?
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why is ali even in this story? ugly boots to match the ugly face. go away.
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well thi storys is confusing!she is dating the israli fug face or the rugby player? both?
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Ali looks so vulnerable in that picture. Poor little girl.
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This Jasmine chick sounds like a star f**ker, and a really bad one at that!
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She must be either completely mad or totally fame hungry. No one in their right mind would date the self-destructive, raging addict that is Lindsay Lohan.
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oh my god, they’re like two old women. Does they notice that?
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What a mess that girl is. And she’s so stupid and delusional she thinks everyone will just believe what she says!
Jazz, I was thinking the same thing, girl dated all those “celebs” and she’s still a waitress? Doesn’t have her own reality show yet? Barf.
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the new girl looks loke linds herself. she also looks buzzed in the car photos.
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The Lohan sisters have the ugliest claws for feet. They should stick to wearing closed-toed shoes. Scary.
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Seriously, WTF?
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Lol Lindsay Lohan. I like her.
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