Comments on: Paris Hilton tried to buy a cheetah

By: Tania

Tania — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:39:45 +0000

Apparently, money can’t buy her a cheetah OR class! LOL!Beeooootch!

By: piedlourde

piedlourde — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:06:57 +0000

I hate her! I HATE, HATE, HATE HER! I seriously want her dead. Call me a bad person, but I would open a bottle of champagne and dance upon her grave.

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By: quirkygirlkitten

quirkygirlkitten — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:20:28 +0000

i’m not against paris getting a cheetah. after a while she’ll forget to feed it and it will break loose and eat her….hurrah!

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By: Bellatrix

Bellatrix — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:57:53 +0000

Anna, Cheetahs don’t only make cheetos. They also sing children’s songs (”Oh you pretty Chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang, we love you”). They rule the universe, really.

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By: Cindy Kennedy

Cindy Kennedy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:14:47 +0000

well maybe she just likes animals, but cheetahs don’t really belong as pets.

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By: Anna

Anna — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:31:13 +0000

*lol* JB, yes, let’s save Paris’ imaginary cheetah! And Bellatrix: you are probably spot on with your assessment: I’m sure Paris and Britney and a few other of these, sadly, not endangered species, absolutely believe that cheetahs make Cheetos. Just like you need monkeys for Chunky Monkey ice cream. Or some French for French Fries. Oh lord, I could go on like this forever!

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By: JB

JB — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:26:15 +0000

Anna, you’re right: If the cheetah did us all a favor and devoured Paris, the poor thing would be killed. Unless we can come up with a plan to smuggle it out of LA right after the deed is done.

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By: Bellatrix

Bellatrix — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:09:03 +0000

This could actually be a BFF situation to rekindle Paris with Britney : “Look, a cheetah. It makes Cheetos!”

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By: Bodhi

Bodhi — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:19:08 +0000

“or would it run away?”

Where would it run too? Robertson Blvd?

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By: Anna

Anna — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 14:40:10 +0000

I agree with Sasha, let Paris have the cheetah. Although, no, don’t let her have it. It might take a chunk out of her, but when it does, they will put it down and that’s not fair to the cheetah. Couldn’t she just cuddle an ebola ridden monkey for a change? She’d probably get sick on the way home in her private jet, so that would even minimise infection spread.
Nah, even if it’s Paris Hilton (and as much as I do have to admit all these did pass my mind while reading the article), these are mean things to wish on somebody. However, I did love the line “perhaps she could feed it her leftover Chihuahas”.

Paris is so dumb, it’s always beyond me how one can be so extraordinarily lacking in basic human courtesy, tact or logic.

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