Comments on: Paris Hilton tried to buy a cheetah

By: tony

tony — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:46:24 +0000

i would love to see that cheatua blast parris iin the ass push her shit in and bust a nut all over her maybe she could include that in her next season

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By: Tania

Tania — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:39:45 +0000

Apparently, money can’t buy her a cheetah OR class! LOL!Beeooootch!

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By: piedlourde

piedlourde — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:06:57 +0000

I hate her! I HATE, HATE, HATE HER! I seriously want her dead. Call me a bad person, but I would open a bottle of champagne and dance upon her grave.

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By: quirkygirlkitten

quirkygirlkitten — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:20:28 +0000

i’m not against paris getting a cheetah. after a while she’ll forget to feed it and it will break loose and eat her….hurrah!

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By: Bellatrix

Bellatrix — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:57:53 +0000

Anna, Cheetahs don’t only make cheetos. They also sing children’s songs (“Oh you pretty Chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang, we love you”). They rule the universe, really.

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By: Cindy Kennedy

Cindy Kennedy — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:14:47 +0000

well maybe she just likes animals, but cheetahs don’t really belong as pets.

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By: Anna

Anna — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:31:13 +0000

*lol* JB, yes, let’s save Paris’ imaginary cheetah! And Bellatrix: you are probably spot on with your assessment: I’m sure Paris and Britney and a few other of these, sadly, not endangered species, absolutely believe that cheetahs make Cheetos. Just like you need monkeys for Chunky Monkey ice cream. Or some French for French Fries. Oh lord, I could go on like this forever!

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By: JB

JB — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:26:15 +0000

Anna, you’re right: If the cheetah did us all a favor and devoured Paris, the poor thing would be killed. Unless we can come up with a plan to smuggle it out of LA right after the deed is done.

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By: Bellatrix

Bellatrix — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:09:03 +0000

This could actually be a BFF situation to rekindle Paris with Britney : “Look, a cheetah. It makes Cheetos!”

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By: Bodhi

Bodhi — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:19:08 +0000

“or would it run away?”

Where would it run too? Robertson Blvd?

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