– British Airways has dumped Naomi Campbell for good. It’s a sad day when you can’t assault a cop and then fly to L.A. [Dlisted]
– Toni Braxton was admitted to a Vegas hospital late last night. Braxton suffers from pericarditis, an inflammation of the sack surrounding the heart. [Bossip]
– “My Blueberry Nights” isn’t pretentious; It’s Just Smarter than You Are [Pajiba]
– Petra Nemcova at the 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner in New York City [Celebslam]
– Amy Winehouse pities the fool that doesn’t wear her banging bling [Yeeeah!]
– Rachel Ray is one of the Most Hated People On The Internet. Best list in a while [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Miley Cyrus might not want to make this face in public again [The Bastardly]
– Gwyneth Paltrow wearing dominatrix booties at the 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner Marking the 25th Anniversary of Food Bank For New York City [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– It’s not Drew Barrymore’s stumbling or mumbling that makes us question her state of mind in this video, it’s the leg-warmers on her wrists [CityRag]
– Best headline of the day: “Kim Kardashian is Built Like the Sears Catalog” (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie reportedly asked for a 95% discount on a Texas hotel [Hollywood Rag]
– Karina Smirnoff is hanging out with the wrong Mario [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– The release date for Valkyrie, the Next Big Thing that’s supposed to save Tom Cruise’s none-too-marketable ass, has been pushed back yet again. [Agent Bedhead]
– During her visit to South Africa to support Benji Madden’s band, Paris Hilton wanted to buy a cheetah [The Blemish]
– Mariah Carey On E=MC²: “I Failed Remedial Math” [Jezebel]
– Ryan Seacrest gave away his American Idol paycheck from this week to show he cares about charity [Crazy Days and Nights]
– John Krasinski tries to keep a low profile as he made his way through LAX with his BlackBerry on Sunday. Yums. [Popsugar]
– Angelina Takes Pax and Maddox To Air & Space Museum [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– The Sun says that Pam Anderson gave a naked lap dance to Hugh Hefner at his 82nd birthday party in the Palms casino this weekend [WWTDD]
– Sneak peek at Jessica Simpson’s photo shoot for Ken Paves’ new line [Websters is my Bitch]
– Angelina Jolie is in Washington, and attended an event with her BFF Mariane Pearl [Lainey Gossip]
– Nicole Richie tries to hide her face from the paparazzi, looks a bit thinner [The Skinny]
– Tori Spelling models a bikini while pregnant [Derek Hail]
– Could Democrats Possibly Be Behind This “Raining McCain” Video? [Best Week Ever]
– Who wore it best? Brad Pitt or Freddy Krueger [The Circus Hour]
– Colin Farrell says he was reticent to use the word “retarded” as an epithet in his new film In Bruges, particularly because his four-year-old son has been diagnosed with a disability [Mollygood]