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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny, they sound like my dh and myself. BBs for morning alarms and late night notes...if you are in the creativity biz it&#039;s great. Dreamland rings on ideas and &quot;don&#039;t forget&quot; moments you know? No TV here either which makes for lower bills and more quality and leisure time. Guess we&#039;re freaks too...healthy, kind, normal working class people with BBs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny, they sound like my dh and myself. BBs for morning alarms and late night notes&#8230;if you are in the creativity biz it&#8217;s great. Dreamland rings on ideas and &#8220;don&#8217;t forget&#8221; moments you know? No TV here either which makes for lower bills and more quality and leisure time. Guess we&#8217;re freaks too&#8230;healthy, kind, normal working class people with BBs.
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		<title>By: Pokey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pokey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i guess I&#039;m a bad mother.  my kids watch tv when ever they like and totally put me in my place.

they also have been reading since 3 years old and one was writing legibly about the same time, are tops in their class and always test in the top 5% of their class...

oh, and they are happy, hysterical, super funny kids who sometime throw tantrums and have waaaay too many toys.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i guess I&#8217;m a bad mother.  my kids watch tv when ever they like and totally put me in my place.</p>
<p>they also have been reading since 3 years old and one was writing legibly about the same time, are tops in their class and always test in the top 5% of their class&#8230;</p>
<p>oh, and they are happy, hysterical, super funny kids who sometime throw tantrums and have waaaay too many toys.
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		<title>By: rottenkitty</title>
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		<dc:creator>rottenkitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s sad that she never heard the great Zsa Zsa Gabor quote, &quot;There comes a time in a woman&#039;s life when she must choose between her face and her ass.&quot; 

Her obsession with being thin hasn&#039;t done her face any favors, and she&#039;s turning to plastic surgery and botox to make herself look &quot;younger.&quot;  The result?  She&#039;s got that scary Wayland Flowers and Madame look to her.  

At her induction into the Rock n&#039; Roll Hall of Fame, she barely looked like herself.  Oh, and a fifty-year-old woman with a teenage daughter doesn&#039;t need to be wearing see-through hot pants.  I don&#039;t care if she has the &quot;smokin&#039; hot bod&quot; to pull it off.  It&#039;s mutton dressed up as lamb.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s sad that she never heard the great Zsa Zsa Gabor quote, &#8220;There comes a time in a woman&#8217;s life when she must choose between her face and her ass.&#8221; </p>
<p>Her obsession with being thin hasn&#8217;t done her face any favors, and she&#8217;s turning to plastic surgery and botox to make herself look &#8220;younger.&#8221;  The result?  She&#8217;s got that scary Wayland Flowers and Madame look to her.  </p>
<p>At her induction into the Rock n&#8217; Roll Hall of Fame, she barely looked like herself.  Oh, and a fifty-year-old woman with a teenage daughter doesn&#8217;t need to be wearing see-through hot pants.  I don&#8217;t care if she has the &#8220;smokin&#8217; hot bod&#8221; to pull it off.  It&#8217;s mutton dressed up as lamb.
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		<title>By: quirkygirlkitten</title>
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		<dc:creator>quirkygirlkitten</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>so madge sleeps with her blackberry under her pillow, does she? and i thought it was a vial of virgin&#039;s blood.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so madge sleeps with her blackberry under her pillow, does she? and i thought it was a vial of virgin&#8217;s blood.
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		<title>By: dinigi</title>
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		<dc:creator>dinigi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>can&#039;t wait for the truth to come out in her kids&#039; tell all book.....lets see who&#039;s in control then</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>can&#8217;t wait for the truth to come out in her kids&#8217; tell all book&#8230;..lets see who&#8217;s in control then
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		<title>By: Sasha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Madonna has a bigger dick than her husband does.

Just sayin&#039;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madonna has a bigger dick than her husband does.</p>
<p>Just sayin&#8217;
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		<title>By: xiaoecho</title>
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		<dc:creator>xiaoecho</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If they sleep with thier blackberry&#039;s under their pillows that implies that their pillows don&#039;t move around much during the night which is telling.

besides what a crock!  If they were desperate to keep their blackberry&#039;s near, they&#039;d keep them on the bedside table
How stupid does she think we are?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If they sleep with thier blackberry&#8217;s under their pillows that implies that their pillows don&#8217;t move around much during the night which is telling.</p>
<p>besides what a crock!  If they were desperate to keep their blackberry&#8217;s near, they&#8217;d keep them on the bedside table<br />
How stupid does she think we are?
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		<title>By: headache</title>
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		<dc:creator>headache</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is just me or does Madonna look more and more like Lance Armstrong every day.

I didn&#039;t realize the key to staying youthful was the physique of a man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is just me or does Madonna look more and more like Lance Armstrong every day.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t realize the key to staying youthful was the physique of a man.
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		<title>By: journey</title>
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		<dc:creator>journey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the only knight i can see madonna as is a monty pythonesque one. a silly simple one who takes herself oh so seriously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the only knight i can see madonna as is a monty pythonesque one. a silly simple one who takes herself oh so seriously.
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		<title>By: Megan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ugh she is weird. Imagine if you&#039;re in the middle of sex and someone calls you on your Blackberry... how romantic. But then once again the idea of Madge and Guy Ritchie having sex is a bad mental image. 

In an interview recently she said of her new album that it was difficult doing an album with Justin and Timberland because she had to share &#039;diva space&#039; and she was used to all the attention being on her. Can you imagine being -married- to this woman? Excuse me, I need my diva space. Get over yourself woman! She is so egotistical. I hope Guy is at least having an affair with some hot younger woman so being married to this hag isn&#039;t such a daily struggle!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh she is weird. Imagine if you&#8217;re in the middle of sex and someone calls you on your Blackberry&#8230; how romantic. But then once again the idea of Madge and Guy Ritchie having sex is a bad mental image. </p>
<p>In an interview recently she said of her new album that it was difficult doing an album with Justin and Timberland because she had to share &#8216;diva space&#8217; and she was used to all the attention being on her. Can you imagine being -married- to this woman? Excuse me, I need my diva space. Get over yourself woman! She is so egotistical. I hope Guy is at least having an affair with some hot younger woman so being married to this hag isn&#8217;t such a daily struggle!
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