'08
- Jessica Simpson wet and shaving in Esquire Magazine. Sexy? Weird? Kinda hard to say [Yeeeah!]
- Gwyneth Paltrow was at a Breast Cancer Research event last night in NYC when she was asked about attending Beyonce’s wedding to Jay-Z. The lying fishy answered, “What wedding? I was watching a movie on Friday night.” [Dlisted]
- Rihanna’s Seeing Stars… all the way down her back [Bossip]
- Under the Same Moon (La Misma Luna) will hold you at violin point [Pajiba]
- Kim Kardashian filming an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians at the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica [Celebslam]
- Mike Meyers To Host 2008 Movie MTV Awards [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Did Lauren Conrad Hook-up With Brody Jenner? Ewwww. [The Bastardly]
- Photos of Courteney Cox arriving at Madeo last night with no makeup on. I don’t think she looks bad [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Eva Herzigova’s pregnant nudes photos… obviously NSFW [Drunken Stepfather]
- Pictures of David Beckham getting a ticket from police for illegal driving in Los Angeles yesterday [Hollywood Rag]
- Adam Carolla gets kicked off Dancing with the Stars [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos: Hottest. Nazi. Ever. [Agent Bedhead]
- Sophie Monk is bra-less at the gym. Very smart move [The Blemish]
- A side by side showdown between two of the sexiest athletes to ever grace the tennis courts reveals a clear winner… Anna Kournikova & Maria Sharapova Showdown [CityRag]
- More photos of Jessica Simpson’s Esquire shoot: Jessica Takes A Shower [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Britney Spears back to her old habits: she went for a drive around LA last night after stopping at McDonald’s… and using the bathroom [Popsugar]
- Geri Halliwell goes out on a walk with her daughter Bluebell, her mother and one of her friends in chilly London [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- I have no idea who this guy is, but supposedly he’s having sex with Natalie Portman, which boggles my mind [WWTDD]
- Paris Hilton dropped the L-bomb about Benji Madden via her myspace page yesterday. Poor sucker probably never knew what hit him. [Websters is my Bitch]
- Renee Zellweger with George Clooney in Rome for Leatherheads. As you can see, Renee is posing her SnapFace off… and hard. [Lainey Gossip]
- Here is your celebrity exercise inspiration for the day: Eva Mendes Jogging [The Skinny]
- Minka Kelly is crazy beautiful [Derek Hail]
- Classic Tyra: Hey Mom, Your Child Is A Sexual Being Who Will Have Sexy Sex With Other Sexual Sex Sex [Best Week Ever]
- Trend Alert: Sexy paper lingerie for the dead [The Circus Hour]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and her co-stars Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon dismissed talk of past feuds when they signed on to make the avidly awaited Sex and the City movie sequel [Mollygood]
- Russell Crowe & Wife Are God-Fearing Famous People [Jezebel]
Written by JayBird
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5 Responses to ““Jessica Simpson shaves for Esquire” links”
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hmmm if she was a drag queen it would explain a lot….esquire is usually good at picking women for their covers..they do tend to be pretty but usually they have something to say…
guess they have veered from that position this month
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Time to take your top off Jessica. We’ve been patient with your ‘dumb blonde with huge knockers’ act for too long to be denied a full-fledged cleavage shot by now. You’re not getting any younger, so let’s whip out the ta-tas before they turn into fried eggs hanging from two carpet nails.
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ugh, so not only can a major studio release an original movie, network television not create an original show, but photographers cannot shoot an original magazine cover???
Art is fucking dead. Seriously.
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*can’t a major studio
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Just weird. Who on earth came up with that? Some guy who would like his boyfriend to look like Jessica Simpson in a Marilyn wig?
Papa Joe, having finally COMPLETELY snapped with all his sexual confusion?
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