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		<title>By: headache</title>
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		<dc:creator>headache</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*can&#039;t a major studio</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*can&#8217;t a major studio
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		<title>By: headache</title>
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		<dc:creator>headache</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ugh, so not only can a major studio release an original movie, network television not create an original show, but photographers cannot shoot an original magazine cover???

Art is fucking dead. Seriously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ugh, so not only can a major studio release an original movie, network television not create an original show, but photographers cannot shoot an original magazine cover???</p>
<p>Art is fucking dead. Seriously.
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		<title>By: Sasha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Time to take your top off Jessica. We&#039;ve been patient with your &#039;dumb blonde with huge knockers&#039; act for too long to be denied a full-fledged cleavage shot by now. You&#039;re not getting any younger, so let&#039;s whip out the ta-tas before they turn into fried eggs hanging from two carpet nails.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Time to take your top off Jessica. We&#8217;ve been patient with your &#8216;dumb blonde with huge knockers&#8217; act for too long to be denied a full-fledged cleavage shot by now. You&#8217;re not getting any younger, so let&#8217;s whip out the ta-tas before they turn into fried eggs hanging from two carpet nails.
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		<title>By: snappyfish</title>
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		<dc:creator>snappyfish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hmmm if she was a drag queen it would explain a lot....esquire is usually good at picking women for their covers..they do tend to be pretty but usually they have something to say...

guess they have veered from that position this month</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hmmm if she was a drag queen it would explain a lot&#8230;.esquire is usually good at picking women for their covers..they do tend to be pretty but usually they have something to say&#8230;</p>
<p>guess they have veered from that position this month
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		<title>By: Loob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Loob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just weird. Who on earth came up with that? Some guy who would like his boyfriend to look like Jessica Simpson in a Marilyn wig?
Papa Joe, having finally COMPLETELY snapped with all his sexual confusion?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just weird. Who on earth came up with that? Some guy who would like his boyfriend to look like Jessica Simpson in a Marilyn wig?<br />
Papa Joe, having finally COMPLETELY snapped with all his sexual confusion?
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