“Jessica Biel’s prettiest photo shoot ever” links

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Jessica Biel‘s prettiest photo shoot EVER for GQ China. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Marissa Miller‘s asstastic FHM cover. [Yeeah]
Elle Macpherson tries to out-cool Uma Thurman, fails. [LaineyGossip]
Haha, hipster director Gus van Sant is a Twihard! [Agent Bedhead]
Ke$ha: the money shot (gross). [The Blemish]
Shia LaBeouf finally shaved, and he looks cute as a button. [Pop Sugar]
Trent Reznor (who I used to love) & his strange wife are expecting. [Dlisted]
Zoe Saldana‘s sexy pics for GQ UK. [Bossip]
Orly Bloom‘s dirtlip got a gig hawking Hugo Boss perfume. [A Socialite Life]
Hell demon Anna Wintour is just shy, she‘s not a cold unforgiving bitch. [Gawker]
Ringo Starr‘s 70th B-day wish. [LimeLife]
You know how Amy Winehouse was looking better? Not so much. [INFDaily]
Leo DiCaprio blows (a vuvuzela). [Celebslam]
The Old Spice dude may be your next action star. [Pajiba]
Rachel Dratch is expecting! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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  1. Sarah says:

    1) Jessica Biel–wow, those pictures are stunning.

    2) Keisha– Ewwwwww gross.

    3) Trent Reznor — I didn’t even recognize him. He looks uh different?

    4) I love Orlando and his dirtlip! (just had to throw that in)

  2. jen says:

    I threw up in my mouth a little looking at the Ke$ha pic.

  3. Persistent Cat says:

    That JB picture looks a lot like the Real Housewife picture in the post beside it. Poor JP.

  4. Doesn’t even look like her.

  5. BReedy says:

    She is GORGEOUS!

  6. OC lady says:

    I feel sorry for Kesha—those pics are just gross. I wonder who leaked them? A jealous ex? I wonder what the story is? It’s nasty all around.

  7. HumanBing says:

    She thinks she’s so cute…..(just ‘cuz she’s…..cute). Pretty people suck!

  8. lucy2 says:

    Those pics are very pretty but I wouldn’t have recognized her in them.

  9. RobN says:

    Kind of sad when the prettiest pictures you’ve ever had taken, don’t actually look like you.

  10. Team Bethenny says:

    @Sarah, I think he’s just getting old. The flesh is starting to accumulate around his face and neck, unless there’s some other explanation for the puffy look.

  11. kim says:

    she is way to masculine for me esp in these pics =(

  12. Maritza says:

    What’s with the black and white photos all of a sudden? She beautiful but I prefer in living color.

  13. jane16 says:

    Looks like 80’s hair is going to make a comeback. Or 80’s type. I keep seeing hair like this on models lately.

  14. The last picture of JB looks like her butt is photochopped, literly it isn’t even touching the ground and does not look like it is big enough for the top. She is a gorgeous woman though and doesn’t need to be digital enhancing.

  15. Camille says:

    Hunchback Geek: You are so right! That picture looks weird :-\.

  16. Kitty2000 says:

    I feel totally embarrassed for Elle McP. She is not a young thing anymore and that cocktail dress is ridiculous.

  17. searching4grace says:

    Why is JB on the china GQ anyway? There are much more beautiful and relevant asian actresses. Please don’t tell me she’s the standard for beauty in China. While these pictures ARE gorgeous….Seriously? Jessica Biel? Is she really “asstastic” enough to keep the A-Team going, much less get China GQ?

  18. Jover says:

    Agree 4 and 9 that first pic doesn’t even look like her. Compare that pic to the cosmetic ads JB does – that’s not even photoshopping, that’s a different women.

  19. Iris says:

    IMO Elle is the person you’d chat up at a social event, Uma’s the person you’d want to have in your life.

    And Marissa Miller’s body is ridiculous!

  20. coucou says:

    RE JB pics, this is what you get when you photo shop a young person, it totally robs the image of personality.

    Those shots of Arpad (what kind of name is that?) Uma and Elle…the body language with The Body speaks volumes, when you look at him with Elle, he is like, whatever, try to do your thang, but you aint in the game, and then with Uma, he is like, ahhh, what a relief, back to substance.

    That Elle skeeves me…i HATE those ads on for her British model show, she comes across like a Stepford Wife android auto-maton. You know, totally like i just LOVE the hair, but hate the face…?

  21. geraldo says:

    Jessica Biel bores me more than kate gosselin does. That’s not a typo. Holy crap, that Marissa Miller is built well.

  22. Lenore says:

    Sorry to steal comments, but the Trent Reznor post had this amended lyric:

    “I want to fuck you like a blue-collar machinist at a wedding”

    and that has made my day. Yeah, I know that song is older than half the posters on here, but dayum, Trent done gone respectable.

  23. XYZ says:

    Are u that sure its JESSICA BIEL and not a double?

  24. NayNay says:

    I disagree… I do not think this is her prettiest photo. Sorry!

  25. denise says:

    She looks latina in these pics, esp. that first one.

  26. meme says:

    Elle McP isn’t even pretty.