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28 Responses to “Only 40 people show up for audition to be Paris Hilton’s BFF”
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There’s 4 reasons why those 40 have shown up for auditions:
1. Money
2. Fame
3. Dish out dirt on Paris to tabloids
4. Secretly try to kill her
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*GASPS DEEPLY FOR AIR*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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There is not enough money in the Caymans, blow in Columbia, tequila in mexico or vicodin at Cedars Sinai to endure this hot mess of a graceless skank impersonating a human for any longer than it takes to punch her in eye.
Make a reality show about that. “Who wants to deck Paris Hilton?” There is not enough sidewalk in New York for the line of hopefuls who would show up for that casting call.
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40 people too many!
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lol, sasha
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Exactly what is it going to take to make her realize that nobody likes her?
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Ha-ha! (say it in a Nelson-from-the-Simpsons-voice)
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I hope this an indication that the sun is finally setting for Paris Hilton. How do you escape her? I miss the days when I never knew who Paris Hilton was.
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Now this is an article I can laugh my butt off at. Syko, I think Paris lives in her own little dream world and will make up any excuse in the world to make her feel better about the situation. Sheesh she gives all blondes a bad name! She is so dense. Would it be possible she doesn’t use her brain at all because she most definitely loves to act like a little spoiled five year old oh about 100% of the time.
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Was there ever any doubt? Her film bombed in the US; what makes anyone think this absurd premise to a reality show would be any different?
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This can only be expressed in the worst form possible:
LOLROFLMFAO.
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YAY! I hope the show doesn’t even get to taping and they cancel it immediately. And then I hope Paris disappears forever.
Thank you.
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Imagine the explanation she would come up with if they had to cancel the whole thing after it was promoted. That would be rich!
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Apparently, 40 people thought they were shooting a Valtrex commercial, and that there would be free samples handed out. Little did they know…
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Wow, just…wow. I would have gone to the audition, but I live in Illinois. That’s too much traveling for me at the moment.
I’m competing to be her BFF too, via the website (the easy way). Why you ask? I have no idea, I don’t like Paris in any way, but I think it’d be cool to be on the show.
Here’s the link to my page on her site:
http://www.parisbff.com/people/jaclyn06
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I’m actually surprised that there wasn’t more of a turn out. Being Paris Hilton’s friend payed off for both Nicole Riche and Kim Kardashian.
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I tried to get there, I really did. But those assholes at airport security confiscated my handgun.
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To BFU: LOL..
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Come to think of it, Being a rich, spoiled slutty party girl payed off for Paris Hilton.
The rich always get richer. All these girls Kardashian, Riche, had money and now are able to captilize on it more. Paris may just be being charitable in her own way. Maybe she’ll make freinds with someone who doesn’t already have a fortune.
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Maybe she’ll befriend a ‘normal’ person and learn some valuable life lesson, people! Believe in her, why don’t ya!
LMAO – Ok, jussssst kidding.
This show is a disaster.
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That’s a nice thought ANON 9:20 but from what I understand, Paris is leaving the choice up to 2 MTV casting directors because Paris doesn’t want to meet the candidates.
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Hell, they get at least half of the so-called contestants on these shows from trolling MySpace pages anyway! Auditions are for amateurs.
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hahahahahahahahahaha – cant even pay people to pretend to be her friend hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Bee, you had me going for a minute there! Wouldn’t it be great if she just dried up an blew away never to be heard from again? Just the thought brings me peace.
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OMG!! That is so-UN true about that audition in nyc. first of all it was NOT the audition only people that were picked came for a meet and Greet I was the one in the lime green ‘ PROM” DRESS and yes my bff had the same dress on diff.color( on purpose we dressed alike hahah . As far as the audition it was during the day follwing this meeting. omg and auditions are not for amateurs!! I am on them all the time Cattle calls r for amateurs. yah for Paris whether she picks me or not!!!! Ashley Michaelsen from the Bronx!!!
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Honi soit look closer buy cytotec meat steamed held.
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Puppy weight estimates …
Puppy weight estimates
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Sell Gold It Maxed Out. My wife advised me to purchase back in 07′ and I made out like a king. I pulled in 25K off of only 35oz invested.
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