Comments on: ‘Rock of Love’ cast is trashy- literally

By: lorie

lorie — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:50:35 +0000

well i guess i the t.v show the rock of love is stoopid it’s like duh! well tell ya bret you’ve been lookin’ for love in wrong places or whatever he’s looking for lol but anyways good luck out there.

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By: brandY

brandY — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:57:28 +0000

I agree with kimmie. she’s my friend, and she wouldn’t lie. Furthermore, my thingamagigs are bigger than hers.. that makes me smarter. BRETT WE LOVE YOU.

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By: kimmie

kimmie — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:54:23 +0000

I love the show. Brett is a wonderful person and no he is not bald. He would never wear a wig, he’s not that type. That is really really bad of everyone to think that he has no hair! he is a good person, and I wish I could be on the show. If your readin this, Brett, please contact me at g.simms@usa.com
I love everything you do and i think you are fine. btw: i am much better than last season’s winnier, with bigger you know whats.

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By: LES

LES — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:49:16 +0000

I think that’s so freeking funny. Bret is bald? He’s not that attractive,even with the hat and bandana and hair… but bald? wow. I really wanted to see him with that little tiny blond, the one who lost to the bigger blond. Bret and her made a great couple. wonder what she would look like bald…

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By: gg

gg — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:13:01 +0000

I’m sure you’ve noticed the practiced pootch of the lips he always assumes. He must spend a looooot of time in front of the mirror. He is attractive — but the narcissistic and misogynist (in the way of using women as boink dolls) behavior doesn’t suit anybody. but yeah, bring on the next episode … lol

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By: lola lola

lola lola — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:42:22 +0000

Bald as a ping-pong ball, absolutely! Yeah, Brett always for eyeliner but these days its the foundation, power, mascara, blush and wig that pushed it over the edge for me. Plus, I suspect a girdle to keep his gut in check.

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By: headache

headache — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:58:06 +0000

Bret Michaels has ALWAYS worn eyeliner. They all did and they all still do.

Unkinny bop, all night a day . . .

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By: Fee

Fee — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:36:52 +0000

This is worst show on TV……..and i cant miss an episode of those fake titted, botoxed whores claiming undying love and trying to shag Bret Michaels……hahahaha he’s even skankier than the girls! I love the way his diabetes and the song “Every Rose…” got worked into every episode at least twice…..

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By: gg

gg — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:13:59 +0000

What I’ve learned, by gg.

I used to be a rock musician; however, I am a femle, which gives me a unique insight because male fans act absolutely NOTHING like the female fans.

He isn’t bald under the bandanna - he’s bald under the wig AND the bandanna.

I never heard any fake southern accent because Poison’s songs are unlistenable crap. There ain’t a decent songwriter in the bunch. They purely exist to boink strippers. They had maybe 1 charted song, which got played to death and wasn’t that brilliant. There just is not much talent there at all, just balding prettyboys. I always hated the tons of hair and makeup, yet no substance bands.

You don’t have to have a fortune to have mostly twenty-somethings (except many of them are in their 30s and beyond) clamoring to sleep with you. All you need is a wig, a bandanna and a guitar.

I love how the host of these shows always talks about MY MANSION. Okay, we all know that some poor sod homeowner is getting screwed by producers somewhere — Mindless Entertainment, no less (what, the name didn’t give you a clue??). The homes are always, re”decorated” (read: painted purple, pink and gold like a strip club) and always, always trashed. Homeowner did no research into the dating house thing?? He deserves to get screwed if he’s that stupid.

So the guy has narrowed it down to a fucking cheerleader publicity seeking type who is a fish out of water on this show, and a blow-up doll with holes for French and Greek that calls him “Brahht” and has spastic hands, a peabrain with overplucked eyebrows and a bad weave. lord.

Yet, this show is so craptastic and mockable and full of unintended clowns I make sure to never miss an episode. So there you go.

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By: Lord Achimandrite

Lord Achimandrite — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:36:19 +0000

I guess I’m NOT the only one who thinks that do-rag is to disguise lack of hair…lol. Aside from everything else, what is with that STUPID fake-a** southern accent he uses when he does what he passes off for singing?

This guy must have a small fortune stashed away that he DIDN”T blow on drugs to have mostly twenty-something year old women to be going after a forty something year old has been like this…not that these women are anything to write home about.

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