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Hot Guy Friday: some delicious men for your weekend enjoyment

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This really should be a regular feature, shouldn’t it? And then we can have hot guy Mondays, Tuesdays, etc. Now, just so you know – most of the men I’m including on my “Hot Guy Friday” list are just relatively hot dudes where we have new photos. Like Ed Norton, above, at the UN yesterday. Now, I love Ed. I know he’s supposed to be a total prick, but he still does it for me. I love when he looks intense.

Holy f-ckballs! Gerard Butler has been seen! Here are mysterious photos of Gerard looking angry enough to f-ck the hell out of me. In Michigan. Michigan? He’s about to start filming Machine Gun Preacher:

Gerard Butler arrives to the set of his new movie Machine Gun Preacher on July 7, 2010 in Westland, MI (photo by budder / Meet The Famous) Photo via Newscom

Gerard Butler arrives to the set of his new movie Machine Gun Preacher on July 7, 2010 in Westland, MI (photo by budder / Meet The Famous) Photo via Newscom

Here is Ewan McGregor at a Hugo Boss event in Germany yesterday. He looks delicious and lovely, as always. Love his naughty face.

BERLIN - JULY 08: Actor Ewan McGregor (dressed by Boss Black) arrives at the Boss Black Show during the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 on July 8, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

BERLIN - JULY 08: Actor Ewan McGregor (dressed by Boss Black) arrives at the Boss Black Show during the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2011 on July 8, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

I know Russell Brand isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but whenever you wonder how Russell gets the ladies, just think of how he would make you laugh. Especially if he showed up like this, in his costume from the Arthur remake:

42366, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Thursday July 8, 2010. Russell Brand, wearing white leather shoes, powder blue slacks, suspenders and a loose tie, as he walks to the set of his new movie Arthur . As Brand walked to the set, a unique passer-by caught his attention. Photograph:  PacificCoastNews.com

42366, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Thursday July 8, 2010. Russell Brand, wearing white leather shoes, powder blue slacks, suspenders and a loose tie, as he walks to the set of his new movie Arthur . As Brand walked to the set, a unique passer-by caught his attention. Photograph:  PacificCoastNews.com

Here are some recent photos of Ben Affleck & Matt Damon, for CB’s enjoyment:

03 July 2010 - Las Vegas, Nevada - Matt Damon. 4th Annual Ante Up For Africa Tournament at the 2010 World Series of Poker at the Rio All Suite Resort Hotel and Casino. Photo Credit: MJT/AdMedia

WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS, WV - JULY 02: Actor Ben Affleck attends the grand opening of the Casino Club at The Greenbrier on July 2, 2010 in White Sulphur Springs, West Virginia. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)

Yes, Dev Patel has big ears and he looks like he’s about 12 years old. But I find him adorable! Here is Dev at the Paris photocall of surprise hit The Last Airbender:

PARIS - JULY 09: Actor Dev Patel attends the photocall for the M.Night Shyamalan film 'Le Dernier Maitre de l'Air' at Hotel Bristol on July 9, 2010 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Ed Westwick and his fur have been in Paris this week, shooting Gossip Girl. I’m too lazy to get those photos, but enjoy these of Ed from last week – mmm, fur:

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JULY 01: British actor Ed Westwick attends an in-store signing at Virgin Mobile on July 1, 2010 in Sydney, Australia. Westwick is in Sydney to promote the telecommunucations company's new mobile phone plans. (Photo by Graham Denholm/Getty Images)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JULY 01: British actor Ed Westwick attends an in-store signing at Virgin Mobile on July 1, 2010 in Sydney, Australia. Westwick is in Sydney to promote the telecommunucations company's new mobile phone plans. (Photo by Graham Denholm/Getty Images)

I’ve thought Tom Hardy was The Sex since I saw his truly awesome performance in RockNRolla. American audiences might also know him from Band of Brothers, and now he has a supporting part in Inception. Honestly, he looks better when his hair is a bit shaggy.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 08: Tom Hardy attends the UK film premiere for 'Inception' at the Odeon Leicester Square on July 8, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images)

And a little Vincent Cassel, just because I was thinking about his sexy French ass today.

Vincent Cassel attending the de Chanel Party held at the Canal + TV chanel tent during the 63rd Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France on May 18, 2010. Photo by Hahn-Nebinger-Orban/ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom

I’m not sure what “The Darker Side of Green” event was about, but Andy Samberg (hot-ish) and Ashton Kutcher were there. Ashton I could take or leave, but he looks okay in these photos:

8 July 2010 - West Hollywood, California - Andy Samberg. The Darker Side of Green debate series moderated by Andy Samberg held at the Palihouse. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

8 July 2010 - West Hollywood, California - Ashton Kutcher. The Darker Side of Green debate series moderated by Andy Samberg held at the Palihouse. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Oh, f-ck, The Piv was there too. Must. Not. Include. Piven. Too late!

8 July 2010 - West Hollywood, California - Jeremy Piven. The Darker Side of Green debate series moderated by Andy Samberg held at the Palihouse. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Ugh, Adrien Brody’s douche face was there too:

8 July 2010 - West Hollywood, California - Adrien Brody. The Darker Side of Green debate series moderated by Andy Samberg held at the Palihouse. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

Do you girls like Sting? He was at a screening yesterday:

8 July 2010 - New York , NY - Sting. New York City special screening of 2012: Time For Change held at the SVA Theatre New York City. Photo Credit: Paul Zimmerman/AdMedia

I’m going to end it on the best note I know. Clive Owen, at the Eclipse premiere last week. FOR REAL. Clive went to the Eclipse premiere! UGH. He probably took his daughters, you know?

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 01: Clive Owen attends the Gala Premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse at Odeon Leicester Square on July 1, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

Photo by: Suzan/AAD/starmaxinc.com  2010  7/1/10 Clive Owen at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse . (London, England)  Photo via Newscom

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57 Responses to “Hot Guy Friday: some delicious men for your weekend enjoyment”

  1. seVen says:

    Well… With this post the weekend is off to a good start already… yum yum

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  2. Anti-icon says:

    What a fine assortment….photos are like a box of chocolates. Loving and will always love #1 top spotter today Ed Norton *sqee*

    Clive is looking divine. The SLN guy is cute.

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  3. Green Is Good says:

    oooh, Kaiser! Thanks for the Hawt Man Friday! Make this a weekly ritual.

    Russell Brand usually makes me ill, however he’s bring the hawtness here.

    Sting: YES. At all times yes.

    Vincent Cassel looks like he just woke up and dashed to what ever event it is, but still yummy.

    Gerry Butler: always a yes. He’s naughty, naughty.

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  4. meme says:

    I’m taking Clive. You can have the rest. Well, maybe I’ll take Ewan too;-)

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  5. Green Is Good says:

    Forgot to drool about Ewan McGregor. Yikes, whatta hottie!

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  6. CT says:

    Seriously, that first photo of Gerard looks like he’s constipated. Hee.

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make this a regular feature.

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  7. Celebitchy says:

    Oooh thank you! The Matt Damon pic isn’t that flattering, but I’ll take it. Clive Owen is the perfect note to end on!

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  8. Jen Wind says:

    Ewan is so very, very hot!! Love that man! Man i love that man, I could stare at those pictures all day!!

    Russel Brand has never done it for me, but he looks pretty good here.

    There has always been something about Edward Norton that I have loved. He is like the geeky cute guy, skinny, but has some sex appeal!

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  9. electric says:

    Thanks :)

    Yummy from top to bottom

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  10. Kaiser says:

    You’re welcome, CB! Honestly, I love some Clive, but today Vincent Cassel is really doing it for me. nomnomnom.

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  11. BeeCee says:

    OH GOD KAISER

    Thank you so freaking much for the Ewan McGregor pics… I would jump him in a millisecond if I ever saw him in person.

    Yummers….. oh god I’m drooling

    Gerard’s little angry face?? RAWR

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  12. Milan says:

    Kaiser, Celebitchy? Could you please enlighten me on why you guys don’t like Adrien Brody. I don’t get it. I get Megan Fox, Mel Gibson and the Holy Father…but I’m confused…I’m posted in Africa…so mayhap I’m out of the loop. Please explain…

    Big fan

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  13. Bad Sugar says:

    Holy crap, Kaiser, this is great!! I was doing OK until I got to the Clive Owen pictures, I almost pinched my boobs, until I remembered that I’m at work, in a cubicle….

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  14. Beth says:

    Ewan MacGregor should have been last. He’s the hottest. Loved him as a Jedi. Teehee.

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  15. buckley says:

    Ewan for the win!
    But Patel?…yuk!

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  16. Kaiser says:

    Bad Sugar- LMAO. I felt the same way when I was looking at photos of Ewan & Vincent.

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  17. ViktoryGin says:

    Ed Norton and Gerry Butler look like they were scrapped up off the side of the road, they look so beat.

    Adrien, Ewan, and even my secret desirous f*ck Andy Samberg compensate nicely.

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  18. Lisa S. says:

    I will take one Ewan McGregor please, with a side of Tom Hardy. :-D Oh what the hell, throw a Russell Brand in there for laughs as well.

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  19. Adrienne says:

    Hooray, that was awesome!

    Oh, I loved Tom Hardy in Star Trek Nemesis… cuz I’m a big nerd like that. :)

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  20. LolaBella says:

    What a way to start the weekend indeed!

    I’ll take Ewan, Vincent, Ben, Tom, Chuck Bass and CLIVE! Dear God that Clive is one sexy man. Le Sigh.

    Excuse me while I go ‘file some paperwork’.

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  21. Mia says:

    This concept is pure, solid gold.

    Not every one of these guys makes my list, but it’s a game I could play very regularly. And as a group, without their mouths moving or personalities to consider, they all go up a notch!

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  22. Schozzle says:

    Ewan got his mole removed. That’s disappointing.

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  23. OXA says:

    Clive Owen is the only one I would let eat crackers in my bed.

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  24. gen says:

    TOM HARDY is my new love. Saw pics of him last night for the 1st time at:
    http://mynewplaidpants.blogspot.com/2010/07/where-heck-have-i-been.html
    And OMG!!! That body! That chest hair! He’s like a man from the past. Not like so many celebrities of today where they shave their chest & are all scrawny.
    Unfortunatly he’s in a long-term relationship & they have a kid & she’s attractive. Otherwise we would have totally gotten married.

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  25. Um says:

    You forgot Don Draper, dammit!!

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  26. LolaBella says:

    @Schozzle: I had the same reaction when Enrique Iglesias had his removed. The mole made him unique; now he just looks generic and slightly forgettable.

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  27. Mouse says:

    Thanks Kaiser! I love Vincent. (And I love him w/ Monica Belluci, they are so hot!)

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  28. lucy2 says:

    I was thinking Ewan won the Hot Guy lineup…until I scroll down to see Clive. Sigh.

    The Piv and Russel Brand almost made me lose my lunch though. Ick.

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  29. tooey says:

    I like Hot Guy Friday! Ewan is aging VERY well…

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  30. I Choose Me says:

    Ooh la la. I’d like me some Ed Norton, Matt Damon, Clive Owen & Ewan McGreogor with some Gerard Butler to go. Is it a meal than I can handle all by myself? Maybe, maybe not but I’d sure like the opportunity to try.

    Thanks Kaiser, you guys should definitely make this a regular feature. Can I email you with suggestions? :D

    Edit: I’m considering Ed Westwick too. Don’t know that I’d let him stick it but I might let him lick it. TMI? Yeah, I don’t care.

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  31. moi says:

    Who in the WORLD finds ed westwick attractive??? UGH. he gives me a serious case of the Heebie-jeebies.

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  32. marge says:

    I hadn’t seen a pic of Vincent Cassel in aages… thanks!!

    Cassel, Clive Owen and Ewan McGregor are a perfect trio… YUM

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  33. BeeCee says:

    @I Choose Me

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

    Love it!

    I’ll take Ewan off your hands if you get too full… who am I kidding I wouldn’t let him out of my room/house/parking lot/sidewalk/wherever to even get to any other girl.

    That naughty smile of his is orgasm-worthy right there…

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  34. LolaBella says:

    @Moi: This is a weird one for me, but I don’t find Ed Westwick all that, but the character he plays on GG (Chuck Bass) is damn sexy, so I always have to make that distinction. LOL.

    @I Choose Me: LMAO at your (not) TMI! :-)

    Kaiser, please make this a Friday regular. Ta.

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  35. Mairead says:

    *fires darts at Sting*

    *looks to Adrien, Ewan et al to soothe the palette*

    They’re filming Gossip Girl in Paris at the moment? not that I care, because I’ve never watched it, but I do feel sorry for them as it’s very warm here at the moment. Then again, I’m from the West of Ireland and am just not built for heat :lol:

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  36. Marjalane says:

    Other than Ewan McGregor, they were all gross! Gerard Butler?! Jeremy Piven? Ben Affleck? Christallmighty. Talk about missed opportunities. The most visited threads celebitchy ever has are on Gabriel Aubry, or Hugh Jackman.

    Shit. Matt Damon? Blech.

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  37. snowball says:

    Ahem. I know he may not have a film out right now (he just wrapped “Hanna” with Saoirse Ronan), but may I please petition the mighty Kaiser to include the delicious Eric Bana in the Friday Hotness at some future date?

    Exibit A:
    http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/beauties07/beauties/eric_bana.jpg

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  38. Solveig says:

    Nice way to end a week, I love those two scottish guys..

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  39. Kiska says:

    Love Ewan and Clive….mmmmmmmmm YUM

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  40. Shawna says:

    The Piv? Please, please…don’t ruin the good mood :)

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  41. ctkat says:

    Oh Clive…[swoon].

    Off topic, but did anyone see the episode of “Extras” with Clive Owen? It was pretty awesome.

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  42. Peanut says:

    I agree…. please please please make this a weekly feature!!! :D

    I liked pretty much all of them. The men of SNL are all my secret crushes. I love guys who can make me laugh. So hot. :)

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  43. Milan says:

    Thanks for answeing, it’s all clear now. Rolls eyes

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  44. canadianchick says:

    Mmm thanks for the guys-rawrrrs for Clive Owen and Ewan M! Don’t find Sting good looking but I’d be into some tantra with him, I hear he’s good in the sack. I miss my Jon Hamm though-aah a re-run of Mad Men this weekend will fix that.

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  45. xxodettexx says:

    okay, i’m writing late! [cat got super sick yesterday so i spent the day at the vets]

    anyway, yes ewan is pure gorgeousness!!! i needed that… norton and damon are also my favs… and i agree with lolabella, there is something about chuck bass that makes me want some westwick super yummy!!

    @milan, i seem to get from past comments that adrian comes off as full of himself and always brings a sort of “douchface” moment to his red carpet events… personally i loved him in son of sam [and a few other movies but sos was amazing]

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  46. Julie says:

    Ummmm…. I’m with Um. Hot Guy Friday, or any other day, without a Hamm sandwich? Great feature, though, Kaiser. And I do like Ed Norton getting some attention. The thinking person’s prick!

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  47. Mercedes says:

    You did good, Kaiser! This should be a regular Friday feature…omigod Clive looks good! Clive Owen and Gerard Butler can twist my panties in a knot anytime! ME-OW! But, you forgot sexxy Javier Bardem. I’d like to be in the middle of a Clive and Javier man-wich…or maybe a Gerard and Javier man-wich? Decisions, decisions…

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  48. luckystarr says:

    THANK you for the Clive. Nicest, most decent, most handsome actor on the planet.

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  49. canadianchick says:

    Oh and please maybe a little more brown sugar next Friday? Denzel, Jamie Foxx, Usher,Djimon…I’m flexible with my sugar cravings :) .

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  50. A Noni Mus says:

    Lovely lovely eye candy!! Have to chime in to the Ewan love, he’s scrumptious. Love Ed Norton too, and I don’t even know why. Loved Sting back in the day, but I have to say he’s aged pretty well.

    Russel Brand is absolutely not my type but clean shaven like that he kind of reminds me of Rupert Everett, which is not a bad thing!

    You can all have Affleck, Matt Damon, Ashton Kutcher and the Piv, cause they do nothing for me. And that Westwick guy? Shudder!

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  51. Starr says:

    Hot guy Friday brought this long time lurker out for her 1st post. Let me see…
    Norton at top won me over. Always been in my top five. That 2nd pic of Ewan is edible. Damn he gets better with age. Love love Russell Brand in a dirty way. Love the accent, love Elvis (from FSM). Butler just doesn’t do it for me. Sacrilege here I know. Damon and Affleck. Damon from 10 years ago Rounders. Affleck for today. Can they both check their opinions/personalities at the door? Dev.Nope. Ed Westwick. 1.Who? 2.No, Icky. Tom Hardy. Yes, please. Vince Cassel, he has Monica, nuff said. Samberg ick ick no no!
    Ashton maybe a total douche but he looks smokin in that pic. Piv….hahahahahahah! No.
    Adrian Brody oh yeah. Imagine what that nose can do! Sting had his day, he’s fading but remains because of the Tantric stuff. I’ll leave Clyde with Gerard at the curb for you lovers!

    Requests: Statham. I 2nd Gabe Aubrey. R.Gosling. My tween love Efron. James Marsdden. The green eyed bandit from Grey’s Jesse Williams. I’ll save some for next week. Whew!

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  52. jess says:

    eeewwww. the only one on here that would make my hot list is clive owen…although i think ashton is very good looking guy. otherwise, all of these guys (minus ewan in moulin rouge…but thats the only time i think he’s attractive) would make my gross list.

    where are bradley cooper, jim sturgess, matthew morrison, or my current personal favorite, timothy olyphant. he is sooo hot on justified.

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  53. Liana says:

    Awww, I really like Adrien Brody. I’ve had some experience with him (setside experience only, LOL) and he’s nowhere near douche. He’s a really nice guy with (as I’ve said before) really bad fashion sense and awful taste in women.

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  54. Mairead says:

    Can I put in a request for Alan Rickman, The Fassbender and a bit of thinking-woman’s crumpet in Michael Sheen? A lot of readers here favour the Rickman ;)

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  55. SammyHammy says:

    Okay, I’m ready to see the hot guys. When are you going to take those pictures down and put up the hot ones?

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  56. buckley says:

    any interest in Hot Girl Friday?.
    anyone?
    just me….ok

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