Lindsay Lohan is millions in debt, delusional & only willing to listen to her enablers

Lindsay Lohan appeared to be in relatively good spirits despite her recent jail sentence as she got coffee with her mother Dina Lohan in West Hollywood, CA on July 9, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc

There’s a crimp in Lindsay Lohan’s grand plan to hire Beef Jerky, Esquire and appeal forever. According to TMZ, Lindsay took issue with Beef Jerky (real name: Stuart V. Goldberg) was too eccentric. Of course, according to Goldberg’s camp, the Lohans decided they couldn’t afford him. My choice? Both reasons sound good. Goldberg seems crazy (too crazy) and Lindsay probably can’t afford him either.

42442, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Friday July 9 2010. An unidentified smartly-dressed man, thought to be Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer, was dropped off at a hotel in Beverly Hills by Lindsay's assistant. When asked if he was working for the troubled Ms Lohan he said that he could not comment. Photograph:   David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer isn’t her new lawyer anymore … people connected with him say because he wouldn’t work for free … but we’re hearing a very different story.

Stuart V. Goldberg met with Lindsay, Dina and Ali on Friday night and it was a done deal, until he got a call over the weekend from Lindsay’s business manager, Lou Taylor, who said they just couldn’t afford him … this is all according to Goldberg’s camp.

But on the Lindsay side, it’s a whole other story. Let’s just say that even Dina and Lindsay decided Goldberg was … how do we say nicely … a little eccentric. How ’bout a license plate with letters that reveal the word, “Snake Charmer”

The new leader in the clubhouse? We hear it’s none other than O.J. Simpson’s former lawyer, Robert Shapiro. Hey, Shapiro helped get a killer off, so maybe not such a bad idea.

[From TMZ]

Even though we first heard that Lindsay’s original lawyer, Shawn Chapman might have quit, new sources are claiming Lindsay fired her after a disagreement over her appeal. According to Pop Tarts’ sources, “Lindsay is surrounded by all these so-called friends who keep wrapping her in cotton wool and telling her that she did nothing wrong and this is all so unfair and she must file an appeal. It’s a lost cause, she won’t listen to anybody unless they tell her she is an innocent. Shawn had a very strong plan for Lindsay, as she does all her clients. But Lindsay is prepared to listen to her friends and people that tell her she is innocent, so there was no point in Shawn and Lindsay continuing to try and work together.” It doesn’t help that Lindsay “is already a couple of million dollars in debt. She just isn’t living in the real world.” However, the court won’t let Lindsay be without counsel, so Chapman has to stay on while Lindsay lawyer-shops. Speaking of shopping for enablers….

TMZ also found out that Lindsay’s prescription drug cocktail comes from her extensive doctor-shopping, from all over the country. TMZ’s sources say that Lindsay had six different doctors prescribing her medication, and that “When one doctor says no to refilling a prescription, she will go to the next. It’s a whole process to get what she needed.” Also, Lindsay would “get a large supply every time” she visited a doctor. Yikes.

Also – remember how sketchy Lindsay’s alcohol-education seemed during her hearing last week? The Right On Program seemed totally disorganized, and in open contempt for the court and for Judge Marsha Revel. Well, apparently the spotlight is coming down on Right On – the LA County Department of Public Health is going to review that program this week, going through their public records. Right On could possibly be shut down.

And finally – Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are now hanging out together regularly. They went out for sushi last night. Of course.

Lindsay Lohan appeared to be in relatively good spirits despite her recent jail sentence as she got coffee with her mother Dina Lohan in West Hollywood, CA on July 9, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc

42419, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Friday July 9, 2010. Lindsay Lohan, soon-to-be-incarcerated, manages to smile as she leaves a Coffee Bean in a Nike sports bra and sweats accompanied by her mom Dina and sister Ali. No sign of any writing on her nail polish this time! Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

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  1. Me1st says:

    oh how cute, her and her mom match…barf

  2. Sarah says:

    I was looking forward to seeing Beef Jerky in the media. I have a feeling his others suits are just as awesome as that blue one.

  3. photo jojo says:

    I’m with Sarah – I’m a little let down that Beef Jerky won’t be entertaining us with his rainbow of shiny suits.

  4. lilred says:

    What’s to appeal she did it she needs to pay for it.End of story.

  5. denise says:

    I don’t think this girl is going to see the inside of a jail cell.

  6. bellaluna says:

    I just don’t comprehend how someone can survive in such a state of delusion.

  7. Me1st says:

    all of this appeal bs is for the birds. do the time beotch, you did the crime

  8. bizzy says:

    ok, i’m just reeling at the concept of someone ‘too crazy for the lohans’.

  9. denise says:

    Does’nt mama look so proud of her delinquent daughter?

  10. OXA says:

    Hey at least the jail sentence got her to stay out of the clubs. Also Robert Shapiro’s son died from a drug overdose a few years back, maybe he thinks he can do what he was unable to do for his son, save her life.

  11. bellaluna says:

    @ bizzy – Too funny! I’m thinking it’s a combination of that (whatever that entails) and that he won’t work for free. You know she can’t afford to pay the lawyer she had, so she’ll have to be a charity case for an equally huge fame-ho.

  12. Cinderella says:

    Sam is a FOOL if she starts hanging out with her again. I guess she enjoys handing her wallet over to LL.

  13. H says:

    The Doctors feeding her addictions should loose their right to practice.

  14. denise says:

    @ H

    So true. These docs are the worse, encouraging that type of drug dependency.

  15. javagirl1 says:

    Can’t she just do the right thing for once??? Do your time bitch!

  16. On TMZ they have a pic of her and Sam after going for sushi and I am HAPPY! I want a reunion SO BAD!

  17. lucy2 says:

    I hope the doctors are investigate. You know Lindsay’s not the only one their supplying.

    What lawyer is seriously going to want to take this on? Everyone knows she deserves to do some time, and that’s she’s flat broke.
    She should just suck it up and do her time. She’d probably be in and out within a few days given the overcrowding. Heck of a lot cheaper than hiring more attorneys for what sounds like an open and shut case – arrested, probation, failed to meet probation requirements, go to jail. End of story!

  18. Bodhi says:

    One thing, Kaiser – Her attorney was ordered to keep representing her, she didn’t just decide to be nice & help a crackhead out

  19. Liana says:

    She had one of the best in Shawn Chapman Holley. She is just so delusional it’s actually a little scary, sad, and pathetic.

  20. denise says:

    Stuart V. Goldberg is exactly what a Hollywood lawyer should look like.

  21. TQB says:

    @Bodhi, you’re correct. as an attorney, you don’t get to just quit on your client, but you also have an obligation to not file basely motions/appeals. What Chapman did is referred to as a “noisy withdrawal.” You ask the court for permission to quit. You don’t get to say why (that would violate client confidentiality) but you send the message that the client is asking you to do something unethical. The court will usually do just as it’s done here – have the former attorney stay connected until there is new counsel, but it’s acknowledged that the original attorney has washed her hands of the mess.

  22. Tia C says:

    Who appeals a 90-day sentence?! That is the most pansy-ass thing I’ve ever heard of. Not to mention a WASTE of money. She is SUCH a brat. Just serve the measly little sentence, get it over with, and put it behind you, you dumb twit. SHEESH!!

  23. Marjalane says:

    This just pisses me off. I have trouble sleeping at night because I owe American Express 400.00, and old crackwhore Lindsey sleeps just fine owing millions of dollars to everyone and their brother. I hope her cellmate is named Bertha.

  24. jen says:

    Beef Jerky, Esquire-LMAO!!

  25. Green Is Good says:

    Haghan is acting like she’s going to death row. Woman up and quit acting like a spoiled brat.

  26. a says:

    …hopefully the judge will look into those doctors next for writing illegal prescriptions.

    Doctor shopping wouldn’t be so prevalent if the law caught up with both the patients and doctors.

  27. The_Porscha says:

    @ Denise, you’re totally right. Dena’s smugface is choking me from here. It’s ridiculous (and disgusting).

  28. Leek says:

    Loser.

  29. Jackson says:

    @Sarah – Yes! The word ‘flamboyant’ immediately comes to mind when I see him. Gotta love hot tanned beef jerkey in a shiny suit. Ohh, and the hair. Mousse and vent brush city.

    Now, on to LL. Ugh. She just needs to go do her 3 weeks, max, and then rehab. It’s soooo much better to just do something you don’t want to do and get it over with. And maybe Sam Ronson likes the little crazy when she’s not drunk and on the bad shit. Maybe she’ll be a good influence on her. Sayyyy, what happened to the new Israeli girlfriend??

  30. yeahRight says:

    I, like many others hope she sees jail time and that justice is served like it would for the rest of us. I hope she sees jail time so that the reality of the situation she finds herself in finally gets through to her delusional ego.

    Maybe knocked back a few notches will be good for her. It might even be the two by four she needs to get her shit together, get rid of her enablers and finally develop a decent career.

  31. Persistent Cat says:

    If she can’t afford the orange lawyer, how in the hell can she afford Shapiro. Besides, the orange lawyer seems really media hungry so I have a hard time believing he wouldn’t take the case. Unless money means more to him than fame (read: infamy).

    Oh well, whatever.

  32. Lisa S says:

    Oh dear lord. I saw her on that Bravo show yesterday morning (that photography one)….she was such a hot mess! She was soooo flipping drugged up and I couldn’t believe how poorly she was treating the people around her. And why does she always look like she is in serious need of a shower? When that woman photographer (Indriani) told her that she was the most beautiful woman in the world, I almost choked on my cereal.

  33. d says:

    I agree … bizarre how she manages to continue living in such a delusional world. She just keeps making things more and more complicated for herself. I’ll bet she’ll declare bankruptcy at some point just so she won’t have to pay anyway because IT’S NOT FAIR (in her mind). This is getting less and less interesting though; all these stories are like being around some little kid having a tantrum and acting up every.single.day. I just want to shut the door and walk away.

  34. MissyA says:

    She really needs to put on her big girl panties and deal. 90 days for reckless endangerment and operating under a controlled substance is nothing.

    It’ll be better for her “career” (yeah, I know) if she shows some humility and accountability. But since I guess since her true calling is media wh*re extrodinaire, I guess this is the next best thing.

    Keep circling the drain, LIbLOw. The world needs bottom feeders to distract us from the hundreds of millions of gallons of sludge choking our eco-system.

    Also – I really liked Sam. Still do. I can’t help but feel she’s reaching out in sympathy, but as someone who has experience with an ex in the legal system – don’t do it, Sam. It’s a TRAP! /*Admiral Akbar

  35. Victoria says:

    I intensly dislike Dina Lohan. She’s walking behind her daughter with this “Look I can wear my 24 year olds clothes!” Wake up you horrible woman!

  36. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Oh Sam….sam sam – u’ve gone down in my estimation, decided u want some fame again??!

  37. Obvious says:

    I wanted to see Beef Jerky!!!! That being said Shawn is really good, and Lindsay should have stuck with her. Shawn probably could have gotten Lindsay through it all easily (if Lindsay bothered to do what she was told for once) and given her her career back.

  38. Kitten says:

    What’s up with the outfit? Is she pretending that she works out now?

  39. hellen says:

    “… new sources are claiming Lindsay fired her after a disagreement over her appeal”

    Told ya!

  40. Codzilla says:

    Tia C: My thoughts, exactly. You’d think this b*tch was sentenced to death with all the drama and ongoing “battles” waged by her minions. Especially since her “appeal” has no chance whatsoever of being successful. What an idiot.

  41. Jeri says:

    I’m glad the Right On Program is being investigated. Giving celebs preferential treatment is BS!

    Wonder if her former attorney got paid. Guess she is not quite former but…

  42. law&order says:

    So many of you posters here are so ignorant and speak to subjects of which you have no educated knowledge. You are just a delusional as you claim Linday Lohan is.

  43. Novaraen says:

    Doctors should be able to check the amount of other doctors their patients are seeing….just seems so wrong that these junkie actors and actresses can just flit about getting tons of prescriptions.

  44. Sumodo1 says:

    I get this icky feeling that somewhere in Hollywood, Dakota Fanning is waiting for LL to die, because she’s going to play LL in the biopic.

  45. gg says:

    Wow, this whole thing defies imagination. I got a strong feeling of dislike between Attorney Holley and Lohan. I know Holley is FED UP with this delusional garbage situation.

  46. YeahTOAST says:

    The only doctor that needs to be investigated is the dentist that gave her the diludad for oral surgery.

    I mean, she gets her other prescriptions from different doctors….how are they supposed to know what she’s on? (You think crackie is going to be honest about that?!) There is no way that a doctor will know if you’re prescribed other things from other doctors.

    And just one thing….has anyone noticed that she doesn’t take birth control? Or at least she doesn’t claim it. You’d think that would be something she would take buut idk.

  47. RhymesWithSilver says:

    @law&order- Lindsay? Is that you?

  48. TQB says:

    @sumodo1 – not dakota, Kristen Stewart. She’d nail it. Damn, I can’t wait.

  49. Liana says:

    42.law&order:
    July 12th, 2010 at 2:24 pm So many of you posters here are so ignorant and speak to subjects of which you have no educated knowledge. You are just a delusional as you claim Linday Lohan is.
    __________________

    Then enlighten us, genius. But fix your grammar mistakes and typos first.

  50. Marjalane says:

    #49

    I salute you. Bwah ha ha ha hah ha

  51. Lindsay says:

    YeahTOAST: Drug tests, narcotic contracts, only refilling your prescriptions at one pharmacy and looking at records of others, singing documents to allow them to check the records of other doctors, California is trying to establish a statewide database to check for doctor shoppers. You can get around it; especially if you are going to other states.

    If you really need them and are using them responsibly then there is nothing to worry about and don’t mind agreeing to the strict rules some doctors have in place to make sure you are being safe. You also have to use different pharmacies and pay without insurance because they will catch on as well. I really don’t know this from personal experience (other than working with pain doctors) but not doctor shopping.

  52. Persistent Cat says:

    “no educated knowledge.” hahahahahahha

    But yeah, tell everyone what they are so wrong about since you have the educated knowledge.

  53. Jules says:

    What effing mother dresses to compete with her daughter? Disgusting.

  54. M says:

    Like freckled mother, like freckled daughter!

  55. moocowhead says:

    “Lindsay Lohan you are sentenced to 90 days in jail.”

    “….but I don’t want to go.”

    “Well then you must obey the law.”

    “…yeah but I don’t want to.”

    “Well then you have to go to jail.”

    “..LOL no u don’t understand, I don’t want to go jail and so you can’t make me.”

    “……………….”

    “You can’t make me go to jail just because I’m a celebrity!”

    “You are not above the law just because you’re a celebrity.”

    “..but I’m a celebrity!!!”

  56. skeptical says:

    wow, isn’t it nice of samantha to forgive the deluded chick who broke sam’s windows, had public meltdowns both on twitter and on camera, waited over 4 days to finally debunk the fast-growing lie that sam was an abuser, then accused sam “did the hit feel good” on her twitter… then said sam spit on her, then threw cigarettes at her head in Tea Room, and a glass at her head in Trousdale…

    yea i think miss ronson needs a psychiatric evaluation.

  57. la chica says:

    the most disturbing thing i read is Michael Lohan talking about what a great influence Ali is on her sister. everyone treats Lindsay like she is a helpless baby. this is so emotionally destructive to put a 16 YO in the role of parenting her 24 YO sister. sad.

  58. Nudgie says:

    I just can’t wait for her to report to jail or come out – with NO extensions, NO makeup, NO nicotine for 3 or 4 weeks, NO SevinNyne spray tan and NO Ronson tongue-action. Ooops – was that gross? I HOPE SO 😛

  59. hojo says:

    Let’s all be honest here, and I’m actually tempted to join Twitter and TWEET this to Lindsay herself.

    BUT: If she doesn’t go to jail, she is going to end up dead.

    Once she kicks the bucket, the media can start praising her again and how she was such an amazing talented young actress who went before her time.

    More delusional lies that will comfort her mother.

    Frankly, I am getting tired of hearing about this. If she was a normal average joe, she would have been in the slammer many moons ago.

  60. mojoman says:

    “And finally – Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are now hanging out together regularly. They went out for sushi last night”..
    Well, naturally! crackheads flock together.

  61. Chris says:

    Lindsay and her mother are kinda like Violet Beauregard and her Mother in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

    Lindsay should also seek advice from someone like Robert Downey Junior.