David Spade may be set to pop the question to bitchy hottie Heather Locklear. The mismatched couple has tried to lay low during Locklear’s high profile divorce from Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora. Sambora is putting the blocks to publicity hound Denise Richards, who lived right next door to Locklear and Sambora and encouraged Locklear to divorce him.

Spade and Locklear were said to have broken up back in mid-May after a romance that hit the tabs in April that no one believed anyway. When these pictures of Space and Locklear at the beach [via] came out at the beginning of the month it seemed like the unbelievable could be true.

Locklear isn’t likely to accept Spade’s proposal if this is true. While Spade has defended her, saying she’s still “nursing the knife wounds in her back” from her failed friendship with Denise Richards, he doesn’t seem like a good match for Locklear. He’s a short comic with no sex appeal, and she’s well – Heather Locklear. She surprised her husband with divorce papers and she doesn’t seem ready to settle down again in a rebound relationship.

Here are Spade and Locklear at the beach and Locklear getting into her car on 4/13. [via]