Tom trying to push Posh out of Katie’s life

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Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham in Paris. October, 2006

Victoria Beckham sure is having a bad day today. Nobody wants her. According to the Daily Mail, Tom Cruise has had just about enough of Posh and her bad influence on wifebot Katie Holmes. He seems to feel that Katie and Posh have morphed into the same person, who I like to call Kosh. Apparently the weight Katie has lost recently isn’t due to Tom refusing to feed her anything but barely water and vitamins. Instead it’s due to Victoria’s bad influence, and he wants to put a stop to their friendship. And as a little more salt in the wound, Fred Segal and Kitson have dumped Posh’s denim line. Everyone’s dumping poor Vicky.

Victoria Beckham’s new best friends may be Hollywood’s biggest stars – but Tom Cruise is concerned that the Spice Girl is rubbing off on his wife just a bit too much. According to my spies in LA, the actor is keen to put some distance between his actress wife Katie Holmes and Victoria, who have morphed into each other.

“Katie sees Victoria as a role model,” says my mole. “She copies Victoria’s look and even cut her hair the same way. But it concerns Tom that Katie has lost so much weight recently. She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria’s strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria’s fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is tiny.”

[From the Daily Mail]

Every so often you hear a story about Victoria giving someone a piece of her mind. It always comes as a surprise since you never really hear her say anything publicly. I always assumed she lacked a voice box. But something tells me Tom’s concern over Posh’s influence in Katie’s life may also have to do with the fact that she’s openly stated she’s not falling for Scientology. And we all know Tom has to control everything and everyone. It seems likely that Posh isn’t the drone Tom requires in a person, and that’s the real problem. Not that I’m supporting a 900 calorie a day lifestyle. But something tells me the problem has less to do with frozen grapes and more to do with Tom’s paralyzing fear of his wifebot being deprogrammed.

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  1. Ur A Loser says:

    Tom Cruise is just gonna have to get in line w/everyone else! We want her out of our lives too. Infact they can all go where the sun dont shine!

  2. Syko says:

    Of course he wants to push Posh out of her life, he wants to push away any outside influences so he can be in control of his little kingdom.

    By the way, frozen grapes are totally delicious. And I know people who quiver at the thought of edemame (sp?) beans.

  3. anni says:

    yes, tom. go ahead and forbid your wife her friends. that´s the way to keep her! i hope katie will wake up soon and leave for good.

  4. daisy says:

    It has nothing to do with skinny look at who Tom was married to before katie. I think katie failed in her mi$$ion to recruit the Beckhams into the fold. Posh may look dumb but I bet she isn’t she used the TC’s for publicity as wel as they did the Beckhams .

  5. whitedaisy says:

    That Tom Cruise. He is one controlling pistol, yes?
    If I never hear of him and Kate again I will be a happy camper….

  6. headache says:

    Tom Cruise is an over-inflated ego monkey. He’s not exactly the best influence on Katie either so it kills me to defend him in the least by saying that Nicole didn’t become the crazy toothpick botox queen until after she split from the GMD.

  7. xiaoecho says:

    Someone give Katie some posture will they? Pleeease

  8. KateNonymous says:

    You know why I feel bad for Katie Holmes? Because more and more it looks like she may not be capable of asserting her own identity, and instead conforms to the person she’s spending the most time with. That’s not healthy no matter what she eats.

  9. Anonymous says:

    You are such an SP! Posture is NOT allowed by the great Xenu because she is not allowed to be too much taller than Tom in public. We must make sure it looks as if Tom is human or else people will realize he is one of us trying to take over the world. Her robot-like obedience makes her appear to be the perfect wife which is why we chose her. Unfortunately, we can’t make her shorter (putting her in a wheelchair was considered but that would make her look imperfect and then HE would look imperfect for being with her). So she must slump.

    I hope I explained this correctly. I’ll probably be killed now for having given up this factual information as ordained by the Church of Scientology.

  10. gg says:

    Poor thing. And she was told all her life being tall was a good thing …

    I bet Poosh wishes she were taller.

  11. DD says:

    Haha. I was eating a bowl of edamame beans as I was reading this. Delicious!

  12. Sashat says:

    Tom trying to push Posh out of Katie’s life-

    aka, Posh is not a Xenu-sucking Scientologist.

  13. nonentity says:

    Poor Posh. I quite like her.

    The Kosh part makes me giggle. Kosh is a character on Babylon 5. You never see him out of his “encounter suit” and he says maybe five words every day.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosh

  14. Bodhi says:

    Victoria really is her own woman & she has a personality to boot. No wonder TinyTom wants her away from Kat(i)e

  15. Lola says:

    I could have come up with this tale without trying. Next time tabloids should up the stakes. Like Tom is fighting an arranged marriage between Suri and the Beckham boys. Or Posh was invited to the scientology centre and locked in for hours. Something more scincillating.

  16. KPC says:

    Good things she wears shoulder pads a lot…her posture is not great…

  17. Anonymous says:

    Obviously Posh is the suppressive person that has been making Katie look so run down and poorly lately.

    Wait, I thought these two hadn’t been seen together in months??

    Methinks the Beckhams didn’t buy the Scientology crap, and Posh showed too much independent spirit to be hanging out with Katiebot, therefore she must be disconnected from.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I ADMIRE VICTORIA FOR BEING THE STRONG PERSON THAT SHE IS – TAKING BACK A CHEATING HUSBAND, CO-ORDINATING A LONG (IN SHOWBIZ TERMS) CAREER AND MAINTAINING A TINY FIGURE. HOWEVER – I WOULD HAVE DUMPED THE HUSBAND, ATE PROPERLY, LOOKED HEALTHY AND GOT SOMEONE ELSE. SHE HAS A DEGREE OF INSECURITY IN THERE SOMEWHERE OR SHE WOULDN’T TRY AND CONTROL EVERYTHING JUST LIKE TOM DOES. TOO ALIKE TO BE BUDDIES!

  19. Trashaddict says:

    Tom cares about image, maybe just MAYBE more than Scientology (maybe he sees Scientology as the tool to stay on top). So it might not be that The Becks didn’t go for Scientology, it might be that Tom doesn’t want the tarnish from Posh to wear off on Katie, she’s looking a little dull in the eyes anyway lately. Definitely not good in Hollywood to be seen with somebody who’s known to be on the outs.

  20. Whitey Fisk says:

    Thank you xiaoecho! She looks like a soggy tortilla wearing a goth prom dress in that top pic. Throw those shoulders back, thetan!

  21. anon says:

    I also like Posh for some reason. You can just tell from the body language in the photos which one of those women are confident and which isn’t. Straighten up, katie!