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Guess who’s the hardest bitch in all of America? Little Taylor Momsen of course. We can usually identify her with her rancid smell of underage cigarettes, Wet ’N Wild eyeliner, an undercurrent of chafing, a healthy dash of bleach and the subtle note of rebel. But here she is in a new ad for Macy’s! She’s the face of Material Girl, the new clothing line for tweens, designed by Lourdes and Madonna. You know what? If Taylor wasn’t such a little inappropriate brat, I’d say she’s the perfect model for the collection. But since I know she’s so horrible, all I can say is: “SELL-OUT!!!!”
Gossip Girl and “Material Girl”? Madonna and her daughter Lourdes have teamed up to launch their Material Girl line for Macy’s and have chosen Taylor Momsen as the face for their ad campaign! The 16-year-old rebel rocker and actress will be the face for Material Girl’s Fall ads. The collection, which features back to school basics, also has some edgy, rocker-esque pieces.
Taylor has received a lot of attention for her own fashion sense; however, it hasn’t all been positive.
At least she is wearing something to cover her bum in this ad — the young actress is known for wearing no pants, pairing shirts with ripped tights.
Wonder how Taylor’s partnership with Madonna and Lourdes will go?
[From OK! Magazine]
Good to know Lola and Taylor are on the same page for the pantless movement. Moms, please do not let your daughters go out looking like this, for real. Leggings? Eh, maybe with an oversized shirt. Mini-skirt and tights? Okay, but not everyday. Total pantlessness? Never.
Because this is what Taylor looks like in her daily life… Madonna, get on this right away!
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Advertising, Taylor Momsen
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oh Gosh, this girl again…
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she looks like Christina Aguilera.
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She’s like a cross between Avril Lavigne and Courtney Love. Not the best combo in the world.
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WHERE ARE TAYLOR MOMSEN’S PARENTS? Probably raking in the dough they extorted from her and plotting more ways to whore her out.
I am eighteen and I wouldn’t wear some of the stuff Tayor wears even around my house. Or even in the bedroom for that matter.
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I’m ashamed to admit I went through a similar faux-punk phase at that age. The only difference is that the paparazzi weren’t around to capture my bird-flipping, Sex Pistols shirt-wearing antics.
I have a feeling she’ll be just as embarrassed one day for being such a middle-class poser.
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Material Girl-Coming soon to a discount outlet near you!
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nice photoshop.
every time i see her, i just keep thinking about what she’s going to look like in 10 years.
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Never thought I’d see the day when wearing clothes from Madonna’s line meant the model would be COVERING up more than she normally wears and wearing less makeup than she normally does.
Momsen is starting to look like she smells like a bad yeast infection.
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I want Taylor’s jewelry sooo bad. I hope they sell that at Macy’s.
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this girl annoys the shit out of me, even though i really don’t know who she is.
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Taylor Momsen = Kristen Stewart
Talk but no substance.
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all recycled fashion from madonna, circa desperately seeking susan days. snooze. and what does a 14 year old kid have to offer to the mix besides stripes and boots? oh yeah. her mom is madonna.
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@Patty Whoooa. Kristen Stewart is a thousand times preferable to Taylor momsen. Shes not this bad. At least she dresses her age and isnt a slut and can act very well (in my opinion) when not in twilight and goes away when not promoting something
Anyways..Momsen sold out but to be honest who can say no to MADONNA!? If Madonna asks you to pose for her clothing line, you do it. Was Taylor supposed to say no?
Hopefully shes just going through a phase. Everyone goes through that time where they are “hardcore” and think they know everything. I did, but no cameras. Shes not as fargone as Lilo yet. Theres time to wake her up
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But remember, she informed us just last week that she’s no corporate sell out like that f’ing Miley Cyrus.
[insert evil Miley laugh here]
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*yawn* she is a bore.
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so much for her being “rebel” how generic can you get?Really Macy’s? boooo!!!!!
I guess it’s better than Koel’s, but it’s still a mainstream preppy store, especially for suck a “rocker” chic.
I guess it pays well to sell out, since she’s sooooo rock.
and don’t get me started about how Irrelevant “material girl” is . . .
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Why go to Macy’s for her jewelery?
The Getty-Mart, Gas and beer stop down the street from my dentist sells the same crap beside the lighters and next to the Mike & Ikes.
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Cherie Currie of the Runaways did that whole teenage-girl-with-bleached-blonde-hair-dressed-in-a-garter-belt thing in the 70s and Cherie did it better.
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This is not appropriate for a teen to wear. Some of the stuff Lola would wear before this clothing line was more cute and appropriate, cause even if she dressed punk, she was covered up. But now, all these little mini dresses? It’s not right for 13 or 14 year olds to be dressing like 18 or 21 year old sluts. I’d rather my daughter watch Twilight and to dress like Kristen Stewart and the teens in that movie, they are still stylish and covered up. Even Dakota Fanning dresses cuter than this, more for a girl her age. As for that type of jewelry, that can be bought at religious stores or places that sale things for kids who are planning on doing their baptism, communion or confirmation. She has a rosary and seems like a St. Christopher, not too hard to find. Sorry, but the pic with the lingerie and microphone, she looks like a prostitute who waits by the streets. She needs time out in the corner, lmao.
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“Rebel Rocker” does OK mag have its head up Macy’s ad department. They’re kidding right As most of the posters have opined – this chick’s as mainstream as they come; she auditioned for Hannah Montana for God’s sake. If you have to announce you’re a rebel, chances are you’re not. I’d like to know who actually would pay good money to see her do a real concert – assuming her 30something banddads (oops, I mean bandmates) can keep a straight face through the set.
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she’s trying so hard to be cherie currie, minus the talent.
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