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Lindsay Lohan’s father sure must love living in his little fantasy world. The crazy stories he tells about his awesome family often make you wonder who he’s really talking about. Whenever he rambles on about the wonderful things eldest child Lindsay is going to do (that never come to fruition) you can’t help but worry he’s been hit over the head with a brick or something.
According to Michael Lohan – who’s one of those types that seems to think that saying something makes it true – Lindsay is going on a mission. No, not like a mission to find a great pair of boots. An old school, Christian mission. Michael claims that Lindsay has signed up with Times Square Church Missions, and will be shipping out with him in February for the good of others.
Lindsay Lohan may soon be volunteering her time — and it’s not part of her parole. According to Lindsay’s dad, the recovering party girl has signed up to do missionary work with Times Square Church Missions. “She has made it clear she definitely wants to come along,” Michael Lohan tells In Touch of their plans. “Our trip next February encompasses the issue of child sexual slavery in India. We also deal with helping AIDS victims.” Michael, an ex-con-turned-youth minister, says that Lindsay, 21, is also considering other international missions. “Lindsay’s very spiritual. She has a wonderful heart, loves people and is very charitable,” Michael tells In Touch.
[From In Touch]
First off, I want to say that sounds like an amazing mission. I would love to do something like that. But there’s no chance in hell Lindsay Lohan is getting off her pretty little ass to do something good for someone else – especially when it involves that much effort.
Come on – it’s 10 months away. I’d agree to do just about anything if it seemed that far away. Run a marathon? Alright. Move to New Zealand? Okay. Tame a wild bear? Fine, no problem. Because it’s so far off, you know it’s never going to happen. Just today I agreed to go jogging with my roommate early every morning when her job ends next month. Is this ever going to happen? No. But you think it’s a cool idea at the time, and you know it’s something you should do. But if the same question were posed but it had to happen right now, you’d give a totally different answer. I give my word in this very public forum: if Lindsay Lohan goes on a charitable mission, I WILL tame a wild bear.
Update: Lindsay’s rep has denied that she’s going on any mission trip. I can’t help but wonder if she’s denying that Lindsay ever agreed to it, or that Michael ever said it. Something tells me that due to Michael’s penchant for publicity, he still said it.
LINDSAY LOHAN has laughed off her father MICHAEL’s claims she is planning to work as a missionary in India. Born again-Christian Michael told a U.S. tabloid the star was eager to join him on a trip to the country next February (09) with New York’s Times Square Church Missions. But Lohan Jr. has shot down the claims, with her representative telling the New York Daily News, “Per Lindsay, this isn’t true.”
[From Hollywood.tv]
Written by JayBird
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12 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan wants to be a missionary (Update)”
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She thought she was agreeing to try the missionary position.
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I think Lindsay’s father would be a terrible person for her to have interfere in her life. Jamie Spears does well at staying below the radar. Michael Lohan “an ex-con-turned-youth minister” is not someone who should be controlling anyone’s life.
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:eyeroll:
Like that silly bitch would ever do something for others that wasn’t A) court ordered; or B) for her own benefit in the long run
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People in Hell want ice water, LL.
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Fun fact: Times Square Church isn’t just some church; it’s a fucking batshit insane church, whose pastor thinks rock’n'roll is the devil’s work. There website is pretty anodyne, and even the section on music is pretty banal, so I guess they’re trying to move past the “totally insane” thing.
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He is so sick and twisted. She won’t even go see his parents. I bet she’s not even talking to him right now for what he’s doing to her mother. He’s such a publicity whore and a liar. He belongs back in jail. The only reason the trip is 10 months away is probably because that is when his gps unit on his ankle can be taken off. This guy is such a character. Google what he’s done and said. He’s a SICKO!
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It’s ok, all you wild bears out there, you’re safe from Jaybird. Almost certainly forever.
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Ehh, whatever lindsey. Just make more BJ vids.
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How could Lindsay be a missionary as she has never been in need. She could never relate and most of all she needs to heal herself before she attempts to help others
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Lindsey Lohan?!? Missionary?? Yeah right. You have to be a follower of Christ before you’re a missionary. I hope her dad gets some sense knocked into her one of these days; at least she has a good dad, unlike many of these celebs that come from dysfunctional homes.
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Looking after your hearing has to be one of the most crucial matters you can do. Take it from me, somebody who sufferred listening damager early on. As a result, I in reality like looking after my hearing and whilst I do agree with the preceding poster and I really hope I do not get shot down for stating this, but I believe it is essential to take all things in moderation.
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hopefully papa lohan isn’t planning on giving linds a choice in the matter. maybe hearing about how brit’s dad is stepping up to the plate, he’s decided to stage an intervention and carry the girl off on this mission of mercy, hoping for a soul-stirring, heart change like in kipling’s captain’s courageous, where the spoiled brat comes face to face with reality and undergoes an incredible transformation. call me delusional but i love a happy ending.
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