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	<title>Comments on: Lindsay Lohan wants to be a missionary (Update)</title>
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		<title>By: Missionary Travel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Missionary Travel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lindsey Lohan?!? Missionary?? Yeah right. You have to be a follower of Christ before you&#039;re a missionary. I hope her dad gets some sense knocked into her one of these days; at least she has a good dad, unlike many of these celebs that come from dysfunctional homes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lindsey Lohan?!? Missionary?? Yeah right. You have to be a follower of Christ before you&#8217;re a missionary. I hope her dad gets some sense knocked into her one of these days; at least she has a good dad, unlike many of these celebs that come from dysfunctional homes.
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		<title>By: Meepsto12</title>
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		<dc:creator>Meepsto12</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How could Lindsay be a missionary as she has never been in need. She could never relate and most of all she needs to heal herself before she attempts to help others</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How could Lindsay be a missionary as she has never been in need. She could never relate and most of all she needs to heal herself before she attempts to help others
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		<title>By: Joe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ehh, whatever lindsey. Just make more BJ vids.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ehh, whatever lindsey. Just make more BJ vids.
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		<title>By: Carrie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carrie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s ok, all you wild bears out there, you&#039;re safe from Jaybird. Almost certainly forever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s ok, all you wild bears out there, you&#8217;re safe from Jaybird. Almost certainly forever.
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:55:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is so sick and twisted. She won&#039;t even go see his parents. I bet she&#039;s not even talking to him right now for what he&#039;s doing to her mother. He&#039;s such a publicity whore and a liar. He belongs back in jail. The only reason the trip is 10 months away is probably because that is when his gps unit on his ankle can be taken off. This guy is such a character. Google what he&#039;s done and said. He&#039;s a SICKO!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is so sick and twisted. She won&#8217;t even go see his parents. I bet she&#8217;s not even talking to him right now for what he&#8217;s doing to her mother. He&#8217;s such a publicity whore and a liar. He belongs back in jail. The only reason the trip is 10 months away is probably because that is when his gps unit on his ankle can be taken off. This guy is such a character. Google what he&#8217;s done and said. He&#8217;s a SICKO!
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		<title>By: jpe</title>
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		<dc:creator>jpe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fun fact: Times Square Church isn&#039;t just some church; it&#039;s a fucking batshit insane church, whose pastor thinks rock&#039;n&#039;roll is the devil&#039;s work.  There website is pretty anodyne, and even the section on music is pretty banal, so I guess they&#039;re trying to move past the &quot;totally insane&quot; thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fun fact: Times Square Church isn&#8217;t just some church; it&#8217;s a fucking batshit insane church, whose pastor thinks rock&#8217;n'roll is the devil&#8217;s work.  There website is pretty anodyne, and even the section on music is pretty banal, so I guess they&#8217;re trying to move past the &#8220;totally insane&#8221; thing.
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		<title>By: Sasha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sasha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:45:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>People in Hell want ice water, LL.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People in Hell want ice water, LL.
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bodhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:eyeroll:

Like that silly bitch would ever do something for others that wasn&#039;t A) court ordered; or B) for her own benefit in the long run</description>
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<p>Like that silly bitch would ever do something for others that wasn&#8217;t A) court ordered; or B) for her own benefit in the long run
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Lindsay&#039;s father would be a terrible person for her to have interfere in her life.  Jamie Spears does well at staying below the radar.  Michael Lohan &quot;an ex-con-turned-youth minister&quot; is not someone who should be controlling anyone&#039;s life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Lindsay&#8217;s father would be a terrible person for her to have interfere in her life.  Jamie Spears does well at staying below the radar.  Michael Lohan &#8220;an ex-con-turned-youth minister&#8221; is not someone who should be controlling anyone&#8217;s life.
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		<title>By: elisha</title>
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		<dc:creator>elisha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She thought she was agreeing to try the missionary &lt;i&gt;position&lt;/i&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She thought she was agreeing to try the missionary <i>position</i>.
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