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		<title>By: Meanchick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Meanchick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah, the old &quot;say dumb s**t for shock value&quot; trick! It&#039;s been done and by better skanks than you! Where are the parents of this pile of teenage roadkill? Seems her only talent is wearing Lil Kim&#039;s castoffs and repeating the stuff she read off some porn site. Imitate much? I&#039;d refer to her face as &#039;Mrs. Salad Fingers,&#039; but then that would be an insult to Salad Fingers!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, the old &#8220;say dumb s**t for shock value&#8221; trick! It&#8217;s been done and by better skanks than you! Where are the parents of this pile of teenage roadkill? Seems her only talent is wearing Lil Kim&#8217;s castoffs and repeating the stuff she read off some porn site. Imitate much? I&#8217;d refer to her face as &#8216;Mrs. Salad Fingers,&#8217; but then that would be an insult to Salad Fingers!
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		<title>By: Cazzyb-uk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cazzyb-uk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey They&#039;re Robert Smiths eyes from Lullaby, get your own ideas Momsen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey They&#8217;re Robert Smiths eyes from Lullaby, get your own ideas Momsen.
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		<title>By: Majosha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Majosha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@WednesdayGi: Hear, hear! Diamanda is in a class by herself. I&#039;ll never forget the first time I heard her sing -- absolutely mind blowing. I didn&#039;t expect to cross paths with a fellow Galas admirer on a celeb gossip site -- what an excellent surprise!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@WednesdayGi: Hear, hear! Diamanda is in a class by herself. I&#8217;ll never forget the first time I heard her sing &#8212; absolutely mind blowing. I didn&#8217;t expect to cross paths with a fellow Galas admirer on a celeb gossip site &#8212; what an excellent surprise!
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		<title>By: eternalcanadian</title>
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		<dc:creator>eternalcanadian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 08:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if teenagers had ready access to sex toys and the pleasure that is self-loving i am sure they wouldn&#039;t feel the need to have sex because they&#039;d be getting getting off without stds or pregnancy!

vive le sex toys!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if teenagers had ready access to sex toys and the pleasure that is self-loving i am sure they wouldn&#8217;t feel the need to have sex because they&#8217;d be getting getting off without stds or pregnancy!</p>
<p>vive le sex toys!
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		<title>By: Noriko Takaya</title>
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		<dc:creator>Noriko Takaya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 07:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hee hee! Aw lay off her, I think she&#039;s cute (no not like THAT, you perverts)! Tryin&#039; to be all hardcore an&#039; sheet. When I was her age I was just as ditz; thank god no one was following ME around with a camera...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hee hee! Aw lay off her, I think she&#8217;s cute (no not like THAT, you perverts)! Tryin&#8217; to be all hardcore an&#8217; sheet. When I was her age I was just as ditz; thank god no one was following ME around with a camera&#8230;
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		<title>By: Julia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Julia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 01:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, I&#039;m all for freedom of sexuality and de-stigmatizing masturbation (especially as it pertains to women), but she needs to stfu.  It&#039;s not cute and it&#039;s not sexy.  She annoys me so much it makes me throw up a little bit.

Some people really do mature faster than others, so I&#039;m not going to make a blanket statement that no 16 year old can have deep thoughts, but I&#039;m going to go out on a limb here and say that unless you are a refugee from a war-torn country, your &quot;shit that sucks&quot; is going to seem small potatoes real soon.

I&#039;ve said it before, and I&#039;ll say it again, but the best thing about growing older is the realization that nobody cares about your so-called &quot;sucky&quot; life.  Pick your battles.  People have limited attention and emotional energy to spend on sympathy for you, and I have none for this trick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m all for freedom of sexuality and de-stigmatizing masturbation (especially as it pertains to women), but she needs to stfu.  It&#8217;s not cute and it&#8217;s not sexy.  She annoys me so much it makes me throw up a little bit.</p>
<p>Some people really do mature faster than others, so I&#8217;m not going to make a blanket statement that no 16 year old can have deep thoughts, but I&#8217;m going to go out on a limb here and say that unless you are a refugee from a war-torn country, your &#8220;shit that sucks&#8221; is going to seem small potatoes real soon.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve said it before, and I&#8217;ll say it again, but the best thing about growing older is the realization that nobody cares about your so-called &#8220;sucky&#8221; life.  Pick your battles.  People have limited attention and emotional energy to spend on sympathy for you, and I have none for this trick.
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		<title>By: Jillian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jillian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um, I&#039;m all for de-stigmatization of female sexuality, but she&#039;s a little late to the game.  1971, indeed. Hah.

I had I vibrator when I was sixteen too (that was 2 years ago) but I didn&#039;t go around telling everyone about it!  Honestly.  This kid has no sense of propriety.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um, I&#8217;m all for de-stigmatization of female sexuality, but she&#8217;s a little late to the game.  1971, indeed. Hah.</p>
<p>I had I vibrator when I was sixteen too (that was 2 years ago) but I didn&#8217;t go around telling everyone about it!  Honestly.  This kid has no sense of propriety.
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		<title>By: di butler</title>
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		<dc:creator>di butler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Stealing from Michael K, but &quot;panda faced whore&quot; should be today&#039;s phrase that pays. I know we all are going to steal that one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stealing from Michael K, but &#8220;panda faced whore&#8221; should be today&#8217;s phrase that pays. I know we all are going to steal that one.
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		<title>By: ShyShy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i must admit im a little J fan in GG but i think she gone off the deep end in fact she is starting to be an annoying attention seeker like Spencer on the Hills also a few tips: less make up wouldn&#039;t hurt, just improve you so you don&#039;t look like you escaped from the panda exhibit at the zoo and next time please wear a longer dress no one wants to see in between your legs</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i must admit im a little J fan in GG but i think she gone off the deep end in fact she is starting to be an annoying attention seeker like Spencer on the Hills also a few tips: less make up wouldn&#8217;t hurt, just improve you so you don&#8217;t look like you escaped from the panda exhibit at the zoo and next time please wear a longer dress no one wants to see in between your legs
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		<title>By: Emily</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Isa, true, but from my experience, it&#039;s a lot easier to get around that when buying fags, cause you can always just ask an older friend/sibling to get them. Buying a vibrator, I wouldn&#039;t trust my friends to know what I like!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Isa, true, but from my experience, it&#8217;s a lot easier to get around that when buying fags, cause you can always just ask an older friend/sibling to get them. Buying a vibrator, I wouldn&#8217;t trust my friends to know what I like!
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