New couple alert: January Jones & Jason Sudeikis

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Both Jason Sudeikis and January Jones have been making the wrong kinds of PR moves for the past few months, so it’s not surprising that they would find each other and somehow try to overcome this junk by having private hot sex and public photo ops. I think January’s case is worse – after being linked to two Lords of the Douche (Adrien Brody and Jeremy Piven), January then seemed to have some kind of drunken affair with a very married man – chef Bobby Flay, who came to her rescue when her (allegedly) drunk ass plowed into some cars. Jason, on the other hand, was rumored to be dating Jennifer Aniston for about a minute, until the tabloids dug up some dirt on him and found that he’s a player with a history of romancing and dumping women.

So is this a case of the dirt bag meeting the homewrecker? Eh. I still like them both, even though I think January might have some serious issues with men. Jason – well, maybe he just needs to find the right girl. Maybe a pretty, buxom blonde from Nebraska? Perhaps.

Ooh, I think they met at the ESPYs? They were both there last week – damn, January moves fast! Here are the photos of them (separately) at the ESPYs:

LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 14: Actress January Jones backstage during the 2010 ESPY Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on July 14, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alexandra Wyman/Getty Images for ESPY)

14 July 2010 - Los Angeles, California - Jason Sudeikis. 18th Annual ESPY Awards - Arrivals held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

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January and Jason on July 18, 2010. Credit: Fame.

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  1. jzhz says:

    Damn, she’s likes’em schlubby and with extra chins.

  2. bellaluna says:

    Oh my gosh, that dog is so cute!

  3. Linz says:

    They met on snl when she hosted.

  4. mojoman says:

    Dang, was hoping she falls for Hamm! but admit it, they DO really make a beautiful couple on screen and definitely OFF screen.

  5. CB Rawks says:

    Her real name is totally Janice. Or Janelle.

  6. Roma says:

    How could he have fallen for her after SNL? She was horrible!

    Who knows, maybe he was really into her farting scene…

  7. Maritza says:

    They look cute together, I hope it lasts!

  8. katyalia says:

    I had to google for a full picture of what Jones was wearing to the ESPYs. Must.have.that.dress. And it would totally look better on me too.

  9. kelbear says:

    eh I was pulling for the Bobby Flay thing, that would have been interesting.

  10. Zelda says:

    SHE has issues with men, but HE just needs to find the right woman?!?!

    Look I love it here at celebitchy, but posters and commenters alike have this amazing double standard, vilifying/pitying/judging women who like sex and men (Kate Hudson, January Jones) and writing off very sexually active men as lovable scamps who will eventually find the right girl (Gerard Butler, this guy).

    Why so puritan, all?

    Prior to my engagement, I was a serial dater and enjoyed having a new lover every few months—or weeks. And I didn’t have to have self-esteem issues, or problems with men, or a bad relationship with my father, or anything else negative. It had to do with me loving sex and men and not being ashamed to be honest about it. But if the paparazzi were snapping me, you guys would have had a heyday with the judging.

  11. Kim says:

    This girl sure is making the rounds isnt she =( These 2 make a good couple honestly because neither is very talented or attractive.

  12. Jeri says:

    It’s the caliber of men, not the quanity. Also, they need to learn the definition of D I S C R E T I O N. There are men out there that are not thought well of for the same reason.