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Shock of shocks, violent felon Michael Lohan might have bit and kicked his fiancée Kate Major (she was also a Star Mag writer and Lindsay‘s former assistant). Who could have predicted this turn of events? Oh, right. Everyone. Because Michael Lohan is a verbally and physically abusive prick. Seven months ago, it was a different girl – his then-girlfriend Erin Muller. I had to look it up to get the specifics, because all I really remembered was that Michael allegedly kicked Erin… on her vagina (Michael later denied it, but his denial sounded more like “She deserved it”). This time around, with Kate Major, Michael allegedly kicked Kate in the face. UGH, this f-cking pig.
Sources tell TMZ Michael Lohan’s fiancee filed a report with the Southampton Town Police claiming Michael physically attacked her during an argument.
We’re told Kate Major claims … on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan’s hearing, they began arguing and Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder.
Sources say Major claims while she was on the ground Michael kicked her in the face.
Major claims she went to the hospital and has pictures of her injuries.
We contacted Michael, who told TMZ he got in an argument with Kate on Monday over their upcoming TV show, but he didn’t touch her and she’s making it all up.
[From TMZ]
Send the motherf-cker back to jail. I’m too lazy to look it up, but I know Michael has been in and out of jail at least twice, and I know that he has a history of physically abusing his girlfriends, fiancées and wives. Of course his behavior (not to mention his f-cked up genes) had an effect on Lindsay’s crackhead drama. But more likely than not, what Lindsay really learned from Michael is that whenever she does something horrible, it’s best to just deny, lie and act like a martyr when someone calls you on your bullsh-t.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Abusive, Kate Major, Michael Lohan


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He is disgusting. She needs psychological help to figure out why the hell she feels the need to hook up with obviously gross men and get over the fame-whoreness syndrome.
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What an a$$hole. ITA with Kaiser – throw his ass in jail!
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No woman EVER, EVER deserves any kind of violence against her, but everyone knows, especially this chick who wrote for a rag mag, what the heck MiLo has done in the past. He is an abuser, plain and simple, and she knew this getting into the relationship with him. What? Did she think she would “change him?” Oh honey, get with the program. If he hits the mother of his children, he will def have no qualms hitting a little blonde bimbo he is only with to generate some publicity. Go pawn your engagement ring and buy some new Louboutins. Or concealer that is the correct shade.
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Whoa, this dude looks like that old president Nixon, and didn’t he go to jail too?
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sad. that family just radiates: sad.
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That whole family just makes me ill.
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Besides the obvious, what’s even sadder to me is that I’m asking myself if this is some kind of weird publicity stunt.
With this group, you just never know.
Can we start a “Ban the Lohan” thing like we did with Speidi?
Please???
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@Mentok, no it isnt sad so much as predictable… my mind immediately thought the same as you! i was wondering when these two would make their play for attention…
sigh… even so, even knowing this woman willingly hooked up with a known abuser, i dont think she deserved getting kicked in the face or even thrown or hurt in any way
that is IF he did it, which i would NOT put past him
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ah…i love the smell of publicity stunt in the morning.
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Gee. All the women in his life make-up horrible stories about him and the stories are all so similar. Poor guy. He & his buddy Mel should move to another country that will appreciate them. (The sky is falling.)
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He should be Lindsay’s cell mate.
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Blech. I hate this Lohan a-hole.
Also, what sort of a moron is this girl, to get involved with him?! What a thorough famewhore! Star magazine must be sighing with relief that she quit of her own accord when she was chasing Gollum Gosselin.
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